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General Discussion / BBM for iPhone and Droid
« on: August 12, 2013, 11:58:33 AM »
Not too sure if this was already posted, or if anyone cares, but for those of you that may find this interesting, RIM the company that makes the BlackBerry smart-phones, will soon be releasing the BBM service for iPhone and Droid devices. 

Testing is still currently in the Beta stage, with the full release of the App coming not too long after.


http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/320503/scitech/technology/report-blackberry-opens-private-beta-for-bbm-on-android-ios

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Jokes / Don't laugh!
« on: August 10, 2013, 10:08:17 PM »
"In my short life thus far, if there is one thing I've learned and know about women, it's that you should never EVER laugh until you absolutely I repeat, 'ABSOLUTELY' know that they're joking."   

Quoted

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If this is for 'real', currently doable, and financially feasible to build, then it may be something that T&T may want to consider as a transportation alternative instead of the Train-line project that hasn't been discussed for 2-3 years.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10235261/Inside-the-Hyperloop-the-pneumatic-travel-system-faster-than-the-speed-of-sound.html

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Jokes / People judge too much
« on: August 01, 2013, 10:32:06 PM »
People are too f@#$ing judgemental these days. :frustrated: 

I can't understand why people were judging me today just because I went to the gym with a bottle of good Scotch instead of a bottle of water. 

Jeez...what's the big deal?

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Who remember those back-in-times music from yuh childhood way back in primary school and high-school days in T&T or elsewhere. 

Anyhows, feel free to post any music that brings back those memories...soca, reggae, hip-hop, rock, alternative, house, dj mixes, classical.  ALL ARE WELCOME!

BLESS!

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Jokes / The Sheikh
« on: July 27, 2013, 06:34:14 PM »
A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees a fellow of Arabian decent being held up at gunpoint. So he bravely pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.

"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward."

The golfer glances at his golf bag.

"Some golf clubs would be nice," he says.

Two weeks later...

The Sheikh's secretary calls him up. "We've got your golf clubs," she says, "but the Sheikh would like to apologize to you in advance: only three of them have swimming pools."

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Jokes / A Dilemma
« on: July 27, 2013, 06:18:06 PM »
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money from my father'

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your Bulls season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your African tour and 4x4.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover the bastard with that blanket before he catches a cold.'

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Football / Cost to launch a new PFL club in T&T?
« on: July 27, 2013, 09:22:09 AM »
Not sure if this topic has already been discussed (and if it has, please don't bite my head off just because it was probably already discussed in some vague thread from 8 years ago or something):   :)

What is the cost to create and launch a new PFL 'franchise' in T&T?  And also the average annual revenue, and more importantly, the annual expenses.

'Application' fee...Annual fees...player salaries (minimum/maximum)...personnel salaries and wages (coaching staff and others etc)...stadium fees...marketing (this would obviously be a variable cost depending on level and amount of marketing)...travel expenses.  I know there are probably a whole bunch of fees I haven't listed, but just trying to get an idea.

I will be checking with the PFL directly also, but just wanted to see if anyone on this forum can shed some light on that. 

Thanks, all!  :beermug:


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Jokes / Al-CIA-Queada
« on: July 24, 2013, 10:32:37 PM »
So Billy and Matt of CIA-Al Queada (oops...Al Queada) are making letter bombs for yet another US False Flag attack.

Billy says "Matt, do you think I've put enough explosives in the envelope?"

"Dont know" says Matt.  "Open it and see..."

"But it'll explode!" says Billy, to which Matt replies, his face turning red.

"Don't be feckin' stupid Billy you c#@k-sucker...it's not addressed to you!!!".

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Jokes / General Question
« on: July 24, 2013, 12:43:25 PM »
Is it ever too late to become a stripper?   ;D

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Jokes / Ok...LAST call for tonite.
« on: July 21, 2013, 07:14:56 PM »
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says "Oh just a beer".

The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?".

The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month".

The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"?

The man said "Well the month is up tonight".

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Jokes / Brakes
« on: July 21, 2013, 06:52:09 PM »
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer
during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

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Jokes / Teach
« on: July 21, 2013, 06:31:24 PM »
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful SEXY woman who waves at him and says hello. Hes rather taken back, because he cant place where he knows her from, so he asks, Do you know me? To which she replies, I think youre the father of one of my kids.

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, Oh my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?

She replies, No, Im your sons math teacher.

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YES yes, I know this is WRONG all kinda how...but if there are any politically correct anal retentive folks on here, I hope you can get over yourself for a few minutes, and suppress your PC sensibilities..it's worth a few chuckle   ;D


Q. Why did God create woman?

A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet


Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow


Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

A. Phone her



Q. Why do women fake orgasms?

A. Because they think men care



Q. What is the definition of "making love"?

A. Something a woman does while a guy is f$#&ing her



Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use a lubricant



Q. How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None. Let the b#$ch cook in the dark



Q. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?

A. One's mad cow disease and the other's an agricultural problem



Q. Why does the bride always wear white?

A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator...



Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

A. Nothing, she's been told twice already



Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it



Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

A. Tied her chain too long



Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it!



Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A. A battery has a positive side



Q. What are the three fastest means of communication?

A. 1) Internet 2) telephone 3) Telawoman



Q. How is a woman like a condom?

A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick



Q. What should you give a woman who has everything?

A. A man to show her how to work it



Q. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

A. They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house



Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

A. She knows she's given her last blowjob



Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there



Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

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Jokes / HOW MANY COPS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
« on: July 18, 2013, 11:01:52 AM »
In the US....HOW MANY COPS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT-BULB?

None.  They just beat the room for being black.   ;D

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Football / Ginga - a "documentary" about Brazilian football
« on: December 22, 2005, 06:21:43 PM »
Hey, for those of you that may be interested, just thought I'd share this info I happened to come across.  Supposed to be airing on FSC tonight at 9:00pm to 10:00pm EST

Still, big up de Soca Warriors football, though.  Goes without saying... :beermug:   :beermug:    :beermug:     :beermug:

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During this year's Confederation Cup in Germany, and the under-20 tournament in Holland, FIFA utilized updated offside rules, that didn't punish the attacking team if the "offside" player did not touch the ball.  There was word that the new rules may be employed in Germany next year --- anyone has any word on that?

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