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General Discussion / Riahanna and Chris Brown abuse episode

« on: February 12, 2009, 10:47:37 AM »

Anybody find any pictures of Riahanna's new look yet?  Dey saying she may need plastic surgery.  That Chris Brown real surprise mih dey.  Ah wonder what Re Re do to get all dat licks?  whey!

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Jokes / How the fight got started

« on: January 27, 2009, 02:59:02 PM »

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

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Jokes / The Flight Attendant

« on: December 05, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

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Jokes / Smart Ass Guy

« on: December 05, 2008, 03:22:25 PM »

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
 
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
 I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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Jokes / One of those things

« on: October 11, 2008, 04:00:16 PM »

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the  sky and said, "Where?"

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Football / Forward Thinking

« on: October 11, 2008, 03:37:21 PM »

ah doh know if dis was asked before but...
allyuh think we go get another holiday when we qualify for SA 2010?
Anybody on de forum have plans to go South Africa for de WC when we qualify?

 

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Football / GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

« on: September 29, 2008, 06:35:09 AM »

Hey fellas

The TTFF site is up and running.  I just got my tickets for the USA game on Wed 15th.  everything went smooth. Good luck!
 

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Football / Warner say he want solutions

« on: September 13, 2008, 12:43:02 PM »

ah hear on the news last night that JW saying that people only calling for him to fire Maturana and he not doing that.  He also say dat instead people should come to him with solutions instead of calling for de man head.  ah know JW not going to listen to anybody's solutions unless it involve he pocket getting fatter.  my question is : if allyuh were the coach, what would be your strategy to get this team to win some games?



on another note, why allyuh think JW still sticking behind this blasted loser Faturana especially when he not delivering results.  Does Maturana have something on JW or wha?

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Football / Ah want to know why??

« on: September 08, 2008, 10:58:54 AM »

Fellas
Could somebody tell me why the stadium does be so dead silent when we watching de match.
there are de few supporters who does try to encourage some noise, chants and waves, but dem waggonist does not budge.  When i watching dem other countries and teams playing football, is ah set ah noise the spectators does be making.  yuh could hear a damn pin drop when we watching our guys play, the atmosphere does be kind a boring at times.  Poor Anil does try to get people to make some noise but nothing.  If it wasn't for the Rythmn section we would ah look like a queen's hall audience.

Ah understand dat people who know what de sports is all about sitting down and concentrating on the game.  i does do that too, but we need to give d players on de pitch some support.
Any suggestions on how we could improve this?  Maybe someone should go about and start wetting down people for dem to start to bawl out

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Football / Anyone could guess whaz JW surprise announcement tomorrow

« on: September 04, 2008, 10:22:48 AM »

JW announced yesterday that the FIFA officials have some big announcement to make on Friday that will be big for this country.
Ah wonder wha is de announcement...

u think JW is the new boss in FIFA now?
or is it that they thinking of hosting a WC in 2014   

 

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Jokes / The S.h.i.t Program

« on: July 10, 2008, 08:01:18 PM »

>
>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
>from
>employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
>through
>our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying
>to
>give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
>
>If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
>please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of
>the
>S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that
>you
>get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
>
>Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
>EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take
>
>D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
>TRAINING
>(E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were
>promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of
>S.H.I.T.
>already.
>
>If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training
>others.
>We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
>S.H.I.T.).
>
>Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and
>can
>apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.
>S.H.I.T.).
>
>If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
>TRAINING,
>SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
>
>Thank you,
>
>BOSS IN GENERAL
>
>SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
>
>(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
>
>I suggest that the Company form an adjunct Human Engineering and
>Development
>Staff (S.H.I.T. H.E.A.D.S.) to guarantee universal implementation of
>this
>
>S.H.I.T. program. Any Volunteers?
>

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Jokes / Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics

« on: June 23, 2008, 07:00:29 PM »

Learn  Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)  English - Chinese

That's  not right!Sum  Ting Wong   Are  you harbouring a fugitive?  Hu  Yu Hai Ding   See  me ASAP Kum  Hia Nao   Stupid  Man Dum  Fuk   Small  Horse Tai  Ni Po Ni  Did  you go to the beach? Wai  Yu So Tan   I  bumped into a coffee  table! Ai  Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni   I  think you need a face lift! Chin  Tu Fat It's  very dark in here! Wai  So Dim   I  thought you were on a  diet! Wai  Yu Mun Ching   This  is a tow away zone! No  Pah King  Our  meeting is scheduled for next  week! Wai Yu Kum Nao   Staying  out of sight Lei  Ying Lo   He's  cleaning his automobile Wa  Shing Ka   Your  body odour  is offensive  Yu Stin Ki  Pu
Great       Fa  Kin Su Pa

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Jokes / Trini Hell

« on: June 14, 2008, 01:21:25 PM »

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is  a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and
 asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The
man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers
that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Trinidadian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people
waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Trinidadian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..."

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Jokes / JAMAICAN TAXI

« on: June 11, 2008, 03:02:03 PM »

4 Trinidadians got into a taxi in Jamaica.

Taxi driver says "I can only take 3; the ugliest one has to get out".

One of the Trinis replied "So who de arse go drive?!"

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Football / Any Chance that Beenhaaker will be back to coach our boys?

« on: June 03, 2008, 10:19:23 AM »

What ya'll think? 

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Jokes / Friday May 2, 2008 Update on EVents in Trinidad

« on: May 02, 2008, 12:23:56 PM »

This is a current report on things currently going on in the country.... 




-  6 murders in one day

-  England coming down to play T&T on June 1st : price of ticket: TT$300 uncovered grounds, TT $600 covered stands,  TT$1200 if you want food with that


-  Manning is still an A....hole and he wife does still serve breakfasses

-  Rowley, the wajang, still barking and claiming he was wrongfully fired.  Manning trying to remember: who is Keith Rowley again?

-  The four people that Manning claims to have witnessed Rowley's wajang behavour have finally been identified:  Invincible Man, Invincible woman, a fly on the wall and Hazel Manning.

-  Prices still rising every day, like they putting yeast in prices now

- Colm Imbert sending out Resumes like crazy to see if anyone will hire him in anticipation that he is the next one to get the axe - two gone, one more to go!

-  Jack Warner still talking and thinking tie-tongue

-  Panday still thinks he has a chance of being prime minister again


If I have missed any news update, please feel free to add.

Have a nice day all!