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Jokes / Whats the difference?

« on: June 19, 2009, 06:54:51 AM »

Whats the difference between a geneaolgist and a gynecologist?
One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush

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Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again

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Jokes / Women

« on: October 28, 2008, 08:00:39 AM »

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.


Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.


Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts the sentence with “A man once told me …”


Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven


Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and you wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in


Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%
A: It’s called a wedding cake

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Jokes / Blonde at the Gyno

« on: October 17, 2008, 08:12:20 AM »

Blonde goes to a gynecologist for examination. She’s laid on the table, legs spread, and he’s down at the business end.
“Before I examine you, I’ll have to numb it first, that okay?” he says.
“Sure” she replies.
He bends down, puts his tongue on her and goes “Numnumnumnum”

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Jokes / Checkup

« on: October 17, 2008, 08:02:28 AM »

A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the Doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, ever when we make love” she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love” she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.

“No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”

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Jokes / Another Blonde

« on: October 17, 2008, 07:56:33 AM »

A Blonde decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-Rated adult video. She goes to the video store and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there’s nothing but static on the screen, so the calls the video store to complain.

Blonde: “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static”

Shop assistant: “Sorry about that, we’re had problems with some tapes. Which title did you rent?”

Blonde says “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner’”

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Football / New Man Utd Sponsor?

« on: October 13, 2008, 09:36:28 AM »