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General Discussion / The man who's arm exploded!

« on: February 23, 2006, 09:17:57 PM »

http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle.do?article=211hate

I just want to say to the man out there who likes to take steroid don't let this happen to you.

http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/211greg-1.jpg

that is nasty.

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Jokes / Natalie

« on: February 18, 2006, 09:42:27 AM »

The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail,
elderly gentleman. "Can I help you" the madam asked?

"I want Natalie," the old man replied
"Sir, Natalie is one of our
most expensive ladies,
perhaps someone else..."
"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into
his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a
room for an hour, afterwhich the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. The madam
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that
there were no discounts. It was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man
took out the money and the two went up to the room.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:
"No one has services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who lives there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you this $3,000.
MORAL:
Some things in life are certain -
Death, Taxes, and being screwed by an Attorney.