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Jokes / Trini Police on the Farm

« on: September 18, 2009, 04:15:23 PM »

Trini Police on the farm

A Trini police officer stops at a farm in Tabaquite and talks with the owner, an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your property for illegally grown drugs."
 
The old farmer says, "Okay, but make sure you don't go in that field over there."
 
The officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me."
 
Reaching into his rear pants pocket and removing his Police badge, the officer proudly displays it to the farmer.
 
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land.

There is nothing to stop me - this badge gives me the right.

No questions asked or answers given.Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
 
The farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Within minutes, the farmer hears loud screams and sees the officer running for his life. Close behind is the farmer's bull.
 
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The officer is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


 
"Yuh badge!  Yuh badge! ...Show him yuh F**king badge!!!!!!"

 


 
 

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Football / No Stern

« on: May 27, 2009, 07:18:35 AM »

#14 may be out this next game as he has a pinch nerve in his back that  has kept him limited at training most recently .He has been doing everything to try and get over this but is in much pain on the pitch . Under some pain killers he may be able to play bit den again he is outta contract and has his future to think about and doing more damage may only hinder any chance of signing with any club .He is gutted by this as he always puts his country first but now in the twighlight of his career and looking for a new contract he has to really consider his options .
IMO the kinda of disrespeck he get from the TNT public I think he shud concentrate
on his own career now . I'm not saying he shud retire from Intl ball but right now he shud be think about #14 and not TnT but den again anyone that has followed Stern's Intl career knows he will want to put his country first play and worry about his personal situations after .

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Football / Ince sister passed away

« on: April 02, 2009, 12:22:15 AM »

Not sure if was during, just b4 or after de game but Clayton's sister passed away tonight.
My condolences Clayton ,sorry to hear .

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Jokes / Chinee doctor to de rescue

« on: March 10, 2009, 07:20:17 PM »

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified,  he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.

The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". 
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.

We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams ! in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "Youno worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money."

 

 

 

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Football / Stern on loan to Bristol City

« on: October 23, 2008, 05:18:55 PM »

Ah 'birdie' tell meh Stern taking a physical tomorrow (24Oct) at Bristol City,if all goes well he will be on loan until the transfer window open up in January and it cud be a permant move as Bristol vying for promotion .   

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Football / WC CUP not living up to the hype

« on: July 01, 2006, 10:10:34 PM »

I find this WC not producing to much exciting football,there have been some good games but overall the teams not playing to their potential.Germany Portugal,Ghana,even Argentina to name a few  giving a good account of themselves but many big names Spain,Italy,Brazil,France,England,Checz they have'nt reach their true potential.Somehow for me ,especially since we eh dey anymore,this WC ,the games are not as excited as previous World Cups.

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Football / IGNORE DIS IDIOT MR ICKY once and for all

« on: June 20, 2006, 03:18:34 PM »

It look like we have tuh deel wid dis DUNCE and de only way to do so it is to ignore her ...just ignore every post or reply ..do like he eh dey becuz dis is exactly wat she want ....JUST IGNORE HER !

p.s no reply needed

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Football / WHO GO SCORE TnT FIRST WC GOAL??

« on: June 07, 2006, 10:38:31 AM »

Who on the TnT team is going to create history by scoring TnT's first WC goal....all yuh done know my choice .....#14...who all yuh like?
 

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Football / ALL YUH WANT TO TALK ABOUT REAL

« on: June 01, 2006, 07:29:37 AM »

It ha many  trinis doh believe in this present squad we have,they say the 73 team and the strike squad was 'more skilled' and had better 'character' than this present team,in my humble opinion all that is a load ah crap.All yuh want to talk about real ok ,this present team, unlike the 73 or strike squad finally got us over the hump and took us to the WC, dis dem how much yuh want this squad got the job done.The 73 team was the best we had until this group of warriors came along,let face facts.Who want to live in de past daz dem and ah feel sorry for dem becuz dey cyar enjoy the fact that dey country,for de first time,will be playing in the WC. Instead ah comin out and give 100% support some ah we still ha to find fault and puh down de team.We never satisfied ,if this team make it to the second round yuh go hear 'ah bet dey eh go win ah next game'.It's like we allways find a way to push negativity and daz ah shame this squad unlike no other got us the big show and there are millions of people from different countries would love the opportunity to see their team in the WC but their team  did not get it done............................. this/our team did.