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Football / The most boring team of World Cup 2006!
« on: June 28, 2006, 04:44:16 PM »
Article taken from the Daily Mirror
28 June 2006
WORLD PRESS' VERDICT ON ENGLAND
3 DAYS TO ENGLAND v PORTUGAL: AND THOSE PENALTY SHOOT-OUT FEARS ARE EASED
THE WORLD put the boot into England yesterday, describing Sven Goran Eriksson's men as "boring, weary, lethargic, full of hot air, long balls, a lonely striker and a star midfield player who gave us a goal and a pile of vomit".
The home of football should be thankful, a Brazilian paper declared, that the WAGs, "anorexics addicted to shopping with hollow, lobotomised heads", were there to "detract from their team's poor football skills". The competition for the biggest insult was a close-run thing so, in order of where their teams finished in 2002, here is how the world's media roared in the face of the Three Lions:
BRAZIL: FROM BAD TO WORSE
THE Folha de S?o Paulo claims Portugal are favourites for a quarter-final against "the weary, lethargic English".
GERMANY: NO LAUGHING MATTER
STEFAN EFFENBERG, ex-Germany player and now a TV pundit, was widely quoted after he said: "I wouldn't call this football ??" it's a botch job."
Bild declared: "The only hot thing in the game was the air."
England "stumbled into the quarter-finals", the Frankfurter Allgemeine said, with Beckham's free-kick "the only bright spark".
SPAIN: SHAME ON THE HOME OF FOOTBALL
EL NACIONAL blasted: "The white flag with the cross of Saint George suffered in the face of lesser rivals . . . unlike the subjects of Queen Elizabeth ... Ecuador went out with their heads held high."
It was "an embarrassing performance from the country that invented football".
Beckham's tummy upset led El Pams to describe England's display as "a goal and a pile of vomit".
ITALY: NO ENCHANTED EVENING
LA GAZETTA DELLO SPORT summed up a "boring, slow-moving and unimpressive match" with "England wins without enchanting ... for now it's enough."
FRANCE: LACKING PANACHE
L'EQUIPE praised Ashley Cole's performance, allocating him top score in points out of 10, with 6.5. There was a 6 for Beckham while Rooney was "a boy who sees, thinks, understands and imagines football as he lives and breathes . . . he improved every ball he received. The only thing missing was a goal". It lambasted Lampard (3.5), Hargreaves (3.5), Terry (4) Carrick (4), Cole (4) and Ferdinand (4.5).
PORTUGAL: EPIC VICTORY!
"WHAT brave hearts!" the Record headlines screamed.
But not for England. A Bola called its team as "heroes of the resistance".
But the last word goes to the Diario de Noticias, which predicted: "Here come the penalties against England again."
Ok, if you disagree with the article, who do you guys think has been the most boring team of this world cup so far? Or what are your opinions on the article? Harsh or fair?
28 June 2006
WORLD PRESS' VERDICT ON ENGLAND
3 DAYS TO ENGLAND v PORTUGAL: AND THOSE PENALTY SHOOT-OUT FEARS ARE EASED
THE WORLD put the boot into England yesterday, describing Sven Goran Eriksson's men as "boring, weary, lethargic, full of hot air, long balls, a lonely striker and a star midfield player who gave us a goal and a pile of vomit".
The home of football should be thankful, a Brazilian paper declared, that the WAGs, "anorexics addicted to shopping with hollow, lobotomised heads", were there to "detract from their team's poor football skills". The competition for the biggest insult was a close-run thing so, in order of where their teams finished in 2002, here is how the world's media roared in the face of the Three Lions:
BRAZIL: FROM BAD TO WORSE
THE Folha de S?o Paulo claims Portugal are favourites for a quarter-final against "the weary, lethargic English".
GERMANY: NO LAUGHING MATTER
STEFAN EFFENBERG, ex-Germany player and now a TV pundit, was widely quoted after he said: "I wouldn't call this football ??" it's a botch job."
Bild declared: "The only hot thing in the game was the air."
England "stumbled into the quarter-finals", the Frankfurter Allgemeine said, with Beckham's free-kick "the only bright spark".
SPAIN: SHAME ON THE HOME OF FOOTBALL
EL NACIONAL blasted: "The white flag with the cross of Saint George suffered in the face of lesser rivals . . . unlike the subjects of Queen Elizabeth ... Ecuador went out with their heads held high."
It was "an embarrassing performance from the country that invented football".
Beckham's tummy upset led El Pams to describe England's display as "a goal and a pile of vomit".
ITALY: NO ENCHANTED EVENING
LA GAZETTA DELLO SPORT summed up a "boring, slow-moving and unimpressive match" with "England wins without enchanting ... for now it's enough."
FRANCE: LACKING PANACHE
L'EQUIPE praised Ashley Cole's performance, allocating him top score in points out of 10, with 6.5. There was a 6 for Beckham while Rooney was "a boy who sees, thinks, understands and imagines football as he lives and breathes . . . he improved every ball he received. The only thing missing was a goal". It lambasted Lampard (3.5), Hargreaves (3.5), Terry (4) Carrick (4), Cole (4) and Ferdinand (4.5).
PORTUGAL: EPIC VICTORY!
"WHAT brave hearts!" the Record headlines screamed.
But not for England. A Bola called its team as "heroes of the resistance".
But the last word goes to the Diario de Noticias, which predicted: "Here come the penalties against England again."
Ok, if you disagree with the article, who do you guys think has been the most boring team of this world cup so far? Or what are your opinions on the article? Harsh or fair?