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General Discussion / WANTED !!
« on: November 11, 2014, 02:40:58 AM »

 I don't know how much of you are following this story but my god this is horrendous

 WANTED
By NALINEE SEELAL and ANGELO MARCELLE Tuesday, November 11 2014

 POLICE yesterday released photos of a man, whom they identified as Azmon Alexander aka “Pappi” and “Apalon” of Bye-Pass Road, Arima and who they claim is a “Person of Interest” being sought in connection with the disappearance of a Paria family including a woman, her two teenaged daughters, the woman’s grandchild and a man, two weeks ago.

Apart from Alexander, sources yesterday confirmed the re-arrest of three persons who had previously been released after being held in connection with the Paria family’s disappearance.

Newsday understands a fourth person, said to be a woman, who is a close relative of one of the missing persons, is also in custody. The suspects are being kept separate from each other at various police stations. The female suspect is being kept at the Barataria Police Station.

On October 26, Irma Rampersad, 49, her daughters Felicia Gonzales, 17, and Jenelle Gonzales, 19, Irma’s granddaughter Shania Amoroso, one, (Jenelle’s daughter) and Felix Martinez, 51, went missing from Rampersad’s Mount Bleau, Brasso Seco, Paria home.

Searches in the Paria forests were conducted by police officers, soldiers and members of the Police K9 unit with assistance from the National Operations Centre (NOC). An ad hoc operations centre was created at the Blanchisseuse Police Station as searches continued.

On Saturday last, at 10.30 am, a search party spotted an object a hundred feet down a precipice in the vicinity of the burnt out remains of a shack. The decomposing remains of an adult and a child were found. The child was found inside a sleeping bag. The bodies were removed to the Forensic Science Centre (FSC) in St James.

Senior police sources told Newsday Rampersad and the other victims were abducted and believed killed because of information reaching a man, that they (the missing family) were about to give information to police implicating him in the murder of Phillip Noriega, 31, on August 3 not too far from Rampersad’s home. Noriega’s body was found in bushes.

Sources revealed yesterday that Noriega was lured to his death by persons known to him. Noriega’s killer and the persons who lured him (Noriega) are believed to have had a falling out and the persons were preparing to go to the police with information on the Noriega killing.

Investigators said they are confident of finding the bodies of Rampersad and her two daughters based on information they have been receiving from an informant, who is being kept at a safe house.

Yesterday, Inspector Roger Alexander of the North Eastern Division promised to assist in solving these murders claiming that the police are awaiting, “a little bit more information” before completing their investigations. He vowed to bring the perpetrators of the heinous murders to justice, sending a pointed message to the killers saying: “you can run for now but you cannot hide forever...we will hunt you down and find you!”

Alexander insisted there are several persons who know everything about the abduction of Rampersad and members of her family but prefer to pretend they know nothing. He insisted the truth will come to light in quick time.

Yesterday police, soldiers and fire officers operating out of the Blanchisseuse police station and a community centre in the area continued their search for the three missing women. Despite the inclement weather, officers combed several forested areas while officers from the National Operations Centre (NOC) used Vipers 1 and 2 to do aerial searches. When the weather cleared up shortly before midday yesterday, cadaver dogs together with their handlers teamed up with other officers and the search continued.

Police also continued the search yesterday of vehicles entering in and leaving Paria and several homes were also searched. The lockdown of the area which was introduced on Saturday was eased up temporarily as persons who do not live in the area were allowed into the rural community. However officers have been maintaining a round the clock patrol, searching vehicles entering and exiting.



Tears at Forensic Centre



While police were continuing to search the forests for the bodies of Irma Rampersad and her two daughters, relatives of the missing persons including Rampersad’s daughter Gail Harford and baby Shania’s paternal grandmother Helen Assing went to the Forensic Science Centre yesterday (FSC) to identify two bodies found in the forests on Saturday.

On leaving the autopsy room, a weeping Harford told reporters that the adult corpse was that of a male and is believed to be Felix. The other corpse was identified as being her niece, baby Shania.

“We were able to identify the baby’s body by her clothing. Some pampers were also found near to the scene. It was a very hard thing to look at the two bodies. The baby’s head was separated from its body. If they need further proof by way of DNA tests, they will contact us,” said Harford.

Now that the adult corpse has been identified as that of Felix, Harford is keeping her fingers crossed that her mother and two sisters are still alive.

“We are still keeping our fingers crossed and are clinging to hope that the others are still alive. One way or the other, we need closure. We need to be reunited with our loved ones. As for going back to that house (where the family went missing) we just can’t as it holds too many painful memories. It is no longer home for us.

“We saw a bandana wrapped around Felix’s neck so I don’t know...he may have been strangled. They have to come back tomorrow (today) to continue the autopsies. We don’t know as yet how the baby was killed. Further tests need to be done,” Harford said.

Yesterday evening — outside of normal working hours — preliminary examinations on both bodies were done by pathologist Dr Eastlyn McDonald Burris. This was so because of a large number of bodies brought to the FSC owing to a bloody weekend filled with murders and fatal accidents.

For her part, Helen Assing — the paternal grandmother of baby Shania said she is leaving justice to God. “I am of the old school. I believe in the Bible and scriptures. I am leaving vengeance in the hands of the Lord. But I can tell you that I am very distraught, I am very hurt at what they did to my granddaughter and the others,” Assing said.

“I don’t know why my family had to make the headlines in such a manner. We are trying to keep calm. We are hoping the others are still alive but...I just don’t know. I will wait on the Lord to take His vengeance. These people did not just go away, to be forgotten just so. We need closure...we are just holding on and trying to be strong for each other. We are just trying to cope,” Assing said.

The release from the police yesterday indicated that the service’s Victim and Witness Support Unit will provide counselling to family members of the missing persons. The search for Irma and her two daughters will continue today.

 

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 Ah tell de man already life is short.
He asking all kinda difficult questions and doh want Tallman to give de answers.
 
He give Deeks until September 31st to come back is now 23rd November. Maybe was end of Semtember 2015.

 Come on man WE DOH HAVE DE ANSWERS[/b but we want to know.
 
So who is this man.

Yuh have 2 seconds to answer.

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General Discussion / Merry Christmas
« on: December 23, 2013, 09:46:27 PM »

Merry Christmas all.

 Bad year for me started with losing some friends in Inamenas.

 Dais all

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Jokes / Ah Belmont man and darkness down south
« on: December 03, 2013, 07:20:34 AM »

 Ah man from town (Belmont) was doin a lil wuk down south and decide to walk down by the wharf one night.

Whilst he walking in the dark he bounce up ah ting an decide he could pay for a lil shine.

He take the ting behind ah shed an drop he pants but before he could do anything a bright light come on an a voice say : " Police , wha goin on here ?"

Mih boy say " Oh god officer ah just making a lil ting with mih wife !!"

The police man say " Ok ah did not realise that"

The man from Belmont say " Me neither, is only after de light shine on she face ah make she out !!"

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Jokes / GOLF PANTIES
« on: November 28, 2013, 07:09:34 AM »
 
 Golf Panties....
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,
a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.   'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,
here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'


 
 
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'   
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'   

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!   
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirtover her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'   

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency,here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit
 
 
 

 
 

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Jokes / GOTTA PEE
« on: November 28, 2013, 07:05:24 AM »

            GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
So he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

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General Discussion / NO Beverages allowed !!
« on: September 24, 2013, 10:24:31 PM »

  ‘No beverages allowed’
By RACHAEL ESPINET Tuesday, September 24 2013

A WOMAN who was found to be breast-feeding her 12-month-old son at auditorium of the National Academy for the Performing Arts (NAPA) in Port-of-Spain on Sunday during the play The Phantom of the NAPA, was told by a male usher that, “no beverages are allowed” in the auditorium.

Antonia Sealy and her husband Roger were at the play when their son Giovanni became “fussy.” Realising her son was hungry, Sealy proceeded to breast-feed him. The usher saw what she was doing and told her that breast-feeding was not allowed in the auditorium.

“When we were seated, Giovanni started to get fussy and I started to feed him. The usher bent down and told me ‘no breast-feeding’. When I watched him in amazement, he repeated ‘no breast-feeding’,” Sealy said.

She added, “When my husband asked the usher why I was not allowed to breast feed he (the usher) said beverages are not allowed in the auditorium. My husband told him it was not like I was bottle-feeding our son. But he usher said rules are rules.”

A female usher, who noticed what was happening, motioned for Sealy to follow her. Sealy and her son were taken to NAPA’s VIP lounge where the woman was allowed to breast-feed her son in private. Sealy told Newsday the female usher had told her she (the usher) was not aware of an anti breast-feeding policy at the public venue.

By this time, an upset Roger went to the box office and demanded a refund. “I was upset. I could not sit there watching the play while my wife was missing out. We have done international travelling, and normally where you have a baby and are breast-feeding the mother could feed her child in peace,” Roger said.

Adepeju Oyesanya, founder of OMO and Best Start, a family education and nutrition company, stated that NAPA is a public state-run place and as such, Sealy should have been allowed to breast feed.

While commending the female usher for providing an alterative space for Sealy to nurse her son, Oyesanya said it was unfair for Mrs Sealy to miss the play which she paid to see. “In a public space like NAPA, where she paid to see the show, she should have been allowed to nurse,” said Oyesanya.

She said a woman breast feeding her child ought not to fall under the no-beverage rule. “You would not categorise breast milk as a beverage. A beverage can be dispensed and shared.

This is a mother providing nutrition for her child. When a woman breast feeds it does not disrupt anyone,” Oyesanya said.

Ruth Dubar-Paul of the Informative Brest-feeding Service (TIBS) said she was “flabbergasted” that in 2013, a mother was stopped from breast-feeding her child. “To tell a mom, ‘no beverages allowed’...that is a sad and uninformed statement,” Dubar-Paul said.

Dubar-Paul commended Sealy for having the courage to continue feeding her child. “The mother should be applauded for feeding her baby. This is natural,” she said.

Dubar-Paul noted that TIBS has not received many complaints about women breast-feeding their children in public because of more education programmes sensitising people towards breast-feeding.

Eleanore Wells, administrative manager at NAPA, contacted for comment yesterday, said she was unaware of the incident and declined further comment.

Efforts to reach Arts and Multiculturalism Minister Lincoln Douglas for a comment yesterday proved futile.


Capo what yuh think???

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Jokes / Application to join ILP
« on: July 30, 2013, 08:22:48 AM »
 After Jack win de election a fella decide now is the time to become a politician and Jack party look the best to him so he went to the ILP office to join.

 He open the door and went up to the receptionist.

 Fella " Hi miss ah want tuh join de party and become a ILP politician !!"

 Receptionist tell him welcome and han him a form " Full dis out"

 The fella look at de form an start to full it out, then he stop an ask the recptionist.

 " Miss dis question correct, whY allyuh want to know if ah circumcise ?"

Receptionist " Yes of course, to be a politician in dis party we have to make sure yuh is a COMPLETE PRICK !!!"
 

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Jokes / Happiest time , Sad time
« on: July 23, 2013, 07:16:59 AM »

 When he was a young man studying to be a journalist Sheppy was given an assigment to do a human interest story.
So Sheppy thought about it and decided to go back to his home town in Fyzabad since he knew there were some characters still living there.

Sheppy bounce up Sharma " Ey Sharma boy ah doing ah lil piece for mih classes an ah want tuh ask yuh, whais the happiest yuh ever feel in yuh life ?"

Sharma ent even think fuh 2 seconds an answer " Boy Sheppy, it had a time Beharry lal did lorse he she goat in de forest an all ah we yutes did search de forest and fine it down by de bamboo patch by de river an then all we did have sex wid it... dais mih best time !!!"

Sheppy in a lil bit of shock decide he cant use that  and he try again " Em Sharma ah cyar use that so tell mih about de next happiest time yuh ever had in yuh life ?"

Well Sharma think for about 5 seconds and say " Ah man.. ah remember this well, Singh daughter did get lorse in de forest , me and de boys find she farse farse and then all ahwe did have sex wid she !!!"

Sheppy now in some shock realise he have to change tact ask Sharma " Sharma hear nah this ent working nah, so tell mih about de worst time yuh ahd in yuh life "


Sharma stand up an watch Sheppy cut eye cussing under he breath then he say " Well it had this time when ah did get lorse in de forest................"

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Jokes / 21st Century
« on: July 02, 2013, 06:40:14 AM »
 
 WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*New Bibles ~ Meaningless

Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And our PRIME MINISTER is
CLUELESS !! 
 
 

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General Discussion / The gathering Storm (frightening)
« on: June 26, 2013, 10:46:38 PM »

 The gathering storm
By Rolph Balgobin

Story Created: Jun 18, 2013 at 8:18 PM ECT

Story Updated: Jun 19, 2013 at 2:48 PM ECT

Trinidad and Tobago appears to be evolving along multiple tracks, class distinctions more evident than ever.  Some of us live a Miami life.  Others aspire to.  And a large group isn’t bothering with the ladder at all.

For a small island, we have a lot of big egos—how we manage to fit them all is somewhat surprising. Drunk with new money and false success supported by tax evasion and tenderpreneurship, many of our nouveau riche shamelessly parade their wealth.

The poor, for their part, have struck back. There are demands for more social welfare, and local government is routinely ignored, replaced by tyre-burning and other forms of community activism.  It is not unusual for people who want a pothole fixed, a school repaired, or a HDC house to block roads, march, burn things and otherwise disrupt the lives of others in order to draw attention to their plight, oblivious to the irony that uncivilised behaviour in search of the benefits of civilised society represents.

A darker and more invidious force is also developing in our society bizarrely masked by these surface ripples of discontent.  It is a counterculture, which has a vastly different value system to the mainstream.  This phenomenon has been treated as a social issue—in fact it is rapidly morphing into a challenge for the economic, political and security systems in our society as well.

There are large and growing parts of this country where the law does not rule.  Where the police cannot go, except in force.  Being there is like being in another dimension.  Time slows, and values are extremely different to the rest of the society.  We work for what we have, they take what they want.  We take the long view, they think short term.  We hope to die old, they are prepared to die young.  We value dedication, they value least effort.  We contemplate, they proliferate—more young men to kill tomorrow.

This has gone from a criminal fringe to a full culture, which is rising up and challenging the law-abiding society.  This is a monster, and it intends to destroy our democracy.  The media only reports the murders—it misses the causes. 

Our sociologists have only imperfectly described, far less explained, the very serious nature of what is before us. And so the challenge continues to grow while we use race and ethnicity to explain little black boys killing each other.  This is a misdiagnosis. 

Unfortunately, we have helped the descent in several ways.




First, there is a breakdown in general discipline.  Our status as a law-abiding society is increasingly in question, and there is little consequence for crime, especially big crimes.  In any other country, the leadership of CLICO, the HCU, Chanka Seeteram and Co, Kenny Rampersad and Co, UDeCOTT, CEPEP, Concacaf and so many others would be facing some tough questions in a court. Not here. Even murderers are walking tall.  Nobody is jailed for anything unless they are poor. 

Schools, paradoxically the bastion of civilisation, have become undisciplined, violent places. Children are killing children and the failure rates in some schools defy belief.  More fail than pass. On the roads, speed limits are routinely broken; cellphone use abounds, as does intolerance and rage. The pilot camera project in Port of Spain proved that drivers routinely break the law.

Second, the criminal element in this society is now well armed.  Cpl Clapham was killed metres away from the Woodbrook Police Station, his killer having the nerve to pick up Clapham’s gun before making his escape. 

In a gun battle with a security company recently, bandits waited until the guards were dry of ammunition and then advanced to overrun the guards’ defensive position. In the Beetham, and in Laventille, bandits are routinely shooting at the police, and sometimes hitting them.

In San Fernando and Arima, decapitations occur more frequently than reported. Off-duty soldiers have been shot dead. All this is happening right now.  The idea that criminals respect police and soldiers is very much oversold.  It is only a matter of time before a formal challenge occurs.

Third, our institutions are extremely weak and getting weaker.  They are critical to the workings of a proper democracy and are starved of resources and talent.  Very little works.  Citizens cannot get fair treatment, and they sometimes turn to dangerous people to help them to achieve some measure of justice. The failure of our institutions, in particular the Police Service, will cause our democracy to buckle.

Fourth, our military and paramilitary establishment is now outnumbered by the criminal element in the society.  Add Police, Defence Force (Army, Coast Guard, Air Guard) and other establishments like Fire Services and still you don’t have the men to outnumber what will rise up if there is trouble. These people may be looters, but this time they have guns, and they know how to use them.

Fifth, our political and business class do not understand, or understand only imperfectly, how much poor leadership contributes to this explosive cocktail.  Instead of keeping things cool, politicians heat things up.  The antagonism we demonstrate is multiplying itself in the society and building rage.

Could the unthinkable happen?  There is enough literature to support the view that we meet the conditions.  However, one of two other things must yet occur.




First, the money has to run out.  Right now we are paying for social peace. At our current rate of borrowing and deficit, soon we will not be able to support these contracts or the other social programmes to which many are addicted. This will happen by 2017, at which point, we will have a serious problem.

Second, a demagogue has to rise.  We do not yet have another Abu Bakr, though there are several of his splinters vying for the title. 

If one does step forward, unlike 1990, he will speak with the force of an entire alternate society which, when we behold it, will frighten us to our foundations.

Neither of these conditions is hard to meet, meaning the stability of our society is more fragile than it appears.  We have to stop the antagonistic stupidity that has ensnared us, stop the anger in our thoughts and words and deeds, stop the messages of sex and violence and focus on positive engagement and progress.

 There is something dangerous rising in our midst that demands our attention.  If we do not act now to address the threat, it will soon confront us.




• Rolph Balgobin is an

 independent senator

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Football / Don't forget Marvin
« on: March 08, 2013, 01:32:28 AM »
Captain Marvin forgotten too soon
Thursday, March 7 2013
T&T Newsday


THE EDITOR: On March 20, 2001, an 18-year-old man went into battle for Trinidad and Tobago and went down in the line of duty courageously defending his country.

He sustained neck and spinal injuries and was paralyzed from the neck down. All his physical prowess and potential…. paralysed. Though unable to physically walk, he walked stronger than ever in faith. He prayed and was resolute in his faith that one day he would again defend Trinidad and Tobago. On March 9, 2003 at 21 years, he died. On that day our nation mourned his death and celebrated his life — gone too soon. With each passing year of his death it seemed that he had also been — forgotten too soon.

Who is this boy who paid the ultimate sacrifice while defending his country, Trinidad and Tobago? He was a courageous captain — The former U-20 football captain Marvin Lee.

As his ten-year anniversary nears on Saturday March 9, 2013 how will we defend his memory as he once defended us? Dawn Warrick continues to grieve for a son she buried ten years ago. She grieves not only because she lost her firstborn but because her son would not be remembered for who he was and for defending his country.

Who will stand with his mother to tell the story every year of a champion in body and in faith and in death? How will we respectfully preserve the history of a quiet, loving boy who from Mon Repos Road in Morvant worked hard to earn the title of Trinidad and Tobago captain and ultimately gave his live defending his country?

Who will stand in defence of Marvin Lee and his memory?

Caryl Hamilton
Tacarigua



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Jokes / Mih parner looking for somewhere to sleep
« on: February 25, 2013, 05:48:24 AM »

 Mih pardner wife tell him to go by SupaPharm and get some of dem sex drive pills.

He come back home with diet pills........................

 He looking for somewhere to sleep and slight medical attention.

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General Discussion / Inamenas trouble
« on: January 17, 2013, 08:27:45 AM »

I left this job in mid 2011

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Algeria siege: Military operation under way
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An Algerian military operation is under way at a gas facility in eastern Algeria where hostages are being held, the British Foreign Office says.

Algerian soldiers had been surrounding the facility near In Amenas that kidnappers occupied on Wednesday, after killing a Briton and an Algerian.

Media reports quoting militants said 34 hostages and at least 14 kidnappers had been killed in the operation.

A local resident told Reuters news agency that there were multiple deaths.

There was no official confirmation of any deaths.

Militants told local media that Algerian forces had opened fire from the air.

The militants earlier said they were holding 41 foreign nationals. They are believed to include British, Japanese, US and Norwegian citizens.

Earlier, media reports and officials said a number of hostages had escaped from the gas facility.

Algerian Interior Minister Daho Ould Kablia earlier said the kidnappers were Algerian and operating under orders from Mokhtar Belmokhtar, a senior commander of al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM) until late last year.

One statement purported to be from the hostage-takers called for an end to the French military intervention against Islamist rebels in neighbouring Mali.

The Tigantourine gas facility is about 40km (25 miles) south-west of In Amenas, which is close to the Libyan border and about 1,300km (800 miles) south-east of Algiers.

BP operates the gas field jointly with Algerian state oil company Sonatrach and Norwegian firm Statoil.



I've been in contact with some of the guys that work there but are off on rotation , so far they have confirmed that one of my friends was shot and is in hospital and at least 4 others are hostages.


This latest rumour of hostages being killed I hope is misinformation.

There was one other Trini working in the area (never met him) he is a driller and maybe he is no longer there in any event he would be in a fly camp some distance away from the CPF so hopefully if he is ther he is safe.

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Jokes / CHINESE SEX
« on: September 07, 2012, 01:44:41 AM »


  While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the whole time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here, we know very little about it.'


The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,
'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way No need to amputate!"

"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"'Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "wait two weeks.  Faw off by itself!"
 

 
 
 

 
 
 

 
 
 

 
 
 


 

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Make sure and post your results so we could start a support group, this is a terrible disease.


From: How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 






| | | | | | | | | |
Answers:

1. RANDOM


2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS



Yuh get all 6 wrong ent CAPO ?
De rest of allyuh doh laff, allyuh doh have Alzheimers is jus ah seta perverts in here !!!

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Jokes / Blonde Joke with a twist
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:51:18 AM »


   Jeb finally got the woman of his dreams ( a beautiful buxom 23 yr old blonde)

 Jeb wasted no time in starting to get his new wife involved in the running of his Horse  ranch in Southern Texas.

 One day Jeb called to his beautiful new wife to meet him in the paddocks where he was checking on a mare that he wanted artificially inseminated. He had other business to do and decided he would show his wife the horse so that she could in turn inform the guy who comes around to inseminate  horses.

 Jeb decided to make sure she would not forget and drove a nail into the door of the stall with the mare  and showed this to his wife.

 Later in the day the insemination guy turns up and asks the wife to show him the horse.

She takes him to the paddocks and points out the stall with the nail in the door.

 The insemination guy could not help himself from trying to have some fun at the expense of the blonde asks her " So how did you know this was the stall?"

 As she is walking away she turns flashs a smile and says " Oh I remembered it form the nail my husband put for you to hang your pants "

 Sometimes the blonde gets her own back.

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Jokes / A Trini , Jcan and Grenadian
« on: June 14, 2012, 07:56:39 AM »
 A Trini a Jamaican and a Grenadian standing outside the olympic stadium and want to go in bad bad, cause the sprints starting soon problem is they don't have tickets

 The Trini look around and pick up a manhole cover walk up to the gate and say " Lewis, discus"
They let him in.

 The Jamaican look around and pick up a long stick walk up to the gate and say " Miller, Pole vault"
They let him in.

The Grenadian look around and pick a ball of barb wire walk up to the gate and say "Danford fencing"

They..............

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Cricket Anyone / Cooper fractured bone in the knee
« on: May 01, 2012, 08:26:22 AM »

 Cooper fracture a bone in his knee.  Hope he can recover quickly.

 Oh and Pollard have a damaged shoulder.... from flinging bat at ball and missing.

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Jokes / Tanjooberrymutts read to understand
« on: April 30, 2012, 06:51:26 AM »
 

  The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ...



Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

Room Service: " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"

Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: " .....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy.. tea... meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I did say "By the time you read through this...
.. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'


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Jokes / Old Trini husband and wife
« on: April 25, 2012, 03:30:41 AM »

 After years of saving money an Old Trini man and his wife decide to take a lil holiday in London Couple days into the trip the Trini and his wife walk into a Tesco's and the wife tief a pack of Oreos.
 She got caught and the Trini man and his wife end up infront a magistrate.

The magistrate ask the Trini man wife " Maam why did you steal the packet of Oreos"
Trini man wife : " Ah was hungry"
Magistrate : " How many cookies were in the package"
Trini man wife: " Six your worship"
Magistrate: " Allright you will have to do six days in jail"

Trini man open he eyes big an say to the magistrate : " Boss she tief ah big tin ah planters peanuts as well!!"

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General Discussion / Allyuh trini based getting slack
« on: February 27, 2012, 06:59:21 AM »
 Vasant Barath run over a lady foot Carnival Tuesday and drive away a policeman on bike had to chase him down and that did'n make the board?
Apart from that it was alleged that he was not very sober.
Faud Khan try to storm the Moka VIP section.
Jack did not get invite to Kamla big meeting on the No confidence motion.
All kinda a lil bacchanal they getting away with.
But then again maybe in the long run it doh really matter.

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Jokes / 40 Trini pipers
« on: January 27, 2012, 06:23:38 AM »
 40 Trini pipers approach St Peter to get into heaven.
St Peter say is too much ah them an went to GOD for advice.

St Peter " GOD ah have 40 Trini pipers by the gate trying to come in !"
GOD " What 40 ah dem? Nah right now ah have enuff ah dem inside here, go back an let 12 in"

St Peter come back to GOD in shock, St Peter " GOD dey gone!!!"
GOD " WHAT all 40 of dem?"
St Peter . " No the Pearly Gates!"

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Jokes / Trini hunter
« on: November 03, 2011, 07:36:22 AM »
 Ram was hunting agouti in Moruga.
>>>
>>> He leaned the old 12 gauge against a tree to take a
>>> leak, and as luck would have it, the dog knocks the gun over, it
>>> goes off and Ram took most of an ounce of buckshot in the groin.
>>>
>>> Several hours later, lying in Sando General hospital bed, he comes to and
>>> there is his doctor, Doodnath. "Well Ram, I got some good news and some
>>> bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage
>>> was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we
were able to remove all of the buckshot."
>>>
>>> "What's the bad news?" asks Ram.
>>>
>>> "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot
>>> damage done to your wood. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister,
Sita ."
>>>
>>> "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ram. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
>>>
>>> "Not exactly," Doodnath says. "She's a flute player in the Divine
>>> Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your
>>> fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
>>>

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Jokes / Bank job
« on: August 22, 2011, 07:18:48 AM »
 3 Bandit wearing ski masks rush in a Republic Bank in town and announce ah hold up they shoot the security guards and tell all the other people in the bank to lie down and keep quiet.

They then rob all the tellers and get the vault open by the manager and then shoot him.

When they leaving one man play star boy and snatch the mask off one the bandits, he turn round an shoot him dead, then he look around and see 2 other people looking at him an shoot them dead.

Then he say " Any other motherc**t see mih face dead"

Ah 75 yr old Grenadian man raise he hand an say " Ah sure mih wife see yuh face"

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Football / Backheel PK disrespectful?
« on: July 19, 2011, 06:13:09 AM »

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Jokes / Hilary and Chelsea
« on: September 07, 2010, 09:51:16 AM »
Hilary : " Chelsea before yuh get marrid to Marc ah want tuh fine out sumting"
Chelsea: " Yes ma ?"
Hilary: " Yuh ever had sex wid Marc?"
Chelsea: " No Ma, not acording tuh Daddy!"

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Cricket Anyone / Pollard career could be at an end
« on: August 14, 2010, 08:08:31 PM »

Ah pardner just send mih an email apparently Pollard get a bad bust eye in a 20/20 game and people concerned that he could lose the eye or not have full vision in it again.
Could be the end of his career. I hope not

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General Discussion / Kamla as PM will she be any diffrent ?
« on: July 04, 2010, 08:44:17 AM »

PNM plan
By Akile Simon akile.simon@trinidadexpress.com

Story Created: Jul 3, 2010 at 11:30 PM ECT

Story Updated: Jul 4, 2010 at 2:41 AM ECT

NATIONAL Security Minister Brigadier John Sandy has said his Ministry intends to use most of the elements of the anti-crime plan drafted by Cameron Ross, a retired Canadian Major General, which was done under the former People's National Movement (PNM) government.

In April last year, then Prime Minister Patrick Manning disclosed that Ross was hired by the Government to developed a new crime plan which was expected to be unveiled within several weeks. However, no aspects of the plan were ever made public by the Manning administration.

"The Cameron Ross anti-crime plan is now being looked at and there are some elements of it, most of the elements of it, are being employed. We will look at it and the great areas of it would be used and those that aren't applicable, we will get rid of them," Sandy said.

He was speaking with members of the media as Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar paid an unofficial and surprise visit to police officers conducting a road block exercise at Montrose Main Road in Chaguanas on Friday night.

Persad-Bissessar and her security detail were passing in the area, when they came upon a road block exercise which was being spearheaded by acting Commissioner of Police Stephen Williams.

To the surprise of many motorists, who were in some way or the other inconvenienced by the exercise, Persad-Bissessar's vehicle pulled at the side of the roadway and she emerged from the vehicle and briefly spoke with Williams, head of the T&T Defence Force Brigadier Edmond Dillon and Minister Sandy.

Williams briefed the Prime Minister about the exercise and about several others which were being undertaken across the country. He told her several people have been arrested in the Western and North-Eastern Division and firearms, among other illegal items, have been seized by police.

Persad-Bissessar told Williams, Sandy and Dillon she wanted the country to remain safe during her absence, an assurance that was given by security top brass.

"I really want to thank you because I am due to leave tomorrow (yesterday), so I want the country to feel safe while I'm gone," she told the men.

On the issue of the church at the Heights of Guanapo in Arima, Persad-Bissessar said her Government has no intention of taking control of the property.

She said, "I have no control of that. I'm not the owner; the Government is not the owner, the State is not the owner. We must obey the law and I keep making this point all the time that, on principle, we must obey the law. So, if we obey the law, we would not run into problems. So we cannot go in there and give it to you or anybody. We must obey the law and we are not the owners of it at the moment. But, if a crime has been committed, then the agencies, the investigative arm of the State, will do their job. It is not for the Government to go in there and take the place. It must not go on," Persad-Bissessar said.

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Sometimes these politicians should just shut up to avoid Freudian slips.
Is she suggesting that when she is in TT I feel safer or safer?
Is she now the owner of state property ?
Is this the manifestation of the "Palace state of mind?"

God save us if Jack is ever made fulltime PM

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Football / Tim Nafziger died.
« on: March 10, 2010, 07:14:55 PM »
 Just heard Tim died , he was in a coma as a result of an aneurism and there was nothing that could be done to save him.
For those of you that don't know he was once CEO of Carib and was one of the pioneers of big sponsorship for sports, he was also the first Manager (financial) of Lara and Yorke.

RIP Tim

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