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General Discussion / It has been a while
« on: March 19, 2009, 02:55:50 PM »
Wow I know I am going to get alot of talk from those of you who remember me but whey it has really been a long time since I made a post. So just dropping a lil note to say HI and What's up.  :)

Jokes / The four stages of Trini Love
« on: March 06, 2008, 01:54:55 PM »
I third stage kinda funny. :D

Subject: The 4 stages of trini love


Ah yes the universal truth, LOVE. Everybody falls in love sometime, everybody needs somebody sometime (I know someone famous sang that, I just can't remember who). All of us have been in LOVE at one point. Love, Amor, Amour, Liebe, Amore, call it what you want, it happens. But nobody could fall in Love like a Trini. We have stages of love and yuh boy goin to elaborate the schematics of this ting call love:

STAGE 1 - BAZODEE - Pronounced (Bah-Zoh-Deeeeeeeeee)
The boy meets the girl and buterflies fill his stomach. Every touch is electric, every glance is dramatic, he lingers on her every word. The sun reflecting off the morning dew reminds him of the way her eyes twinkle when the moonlight catches them. The time away seems like an eternity and when he sees her nothing else matters. He calls everyday and brings flowers on every date, he even writes her name on the back of his work pass so she will always be close to his heart.

STAGE 2 - Tutoulbay - Pronounced (Tut-ool-bay)
The girl's boss complains that she takes to many personal calls on the company phone, so the boy buys her a cell phone and pays the bill too. He doesnt want her tainted and ogled by the miscreants on the Maxi-Taxi so he decides to drop her to work and pick her up every day. This poses a dilema beacause she works further than him. No Problem. He picks her up at home and gives her the car, so she drops him to work and keeps the car for the day. His friends dont exist anymore because she said that they are too crass and he drinks too much during the week. He takes her shopping and holds the bags, he even sits on the benches in the middle of the mall while she has her Mani/ Pedi/ Hair day. Oh yes AMORE!!

STAGE 3 - Tabanca - Pronounced (Tah-Bank-Ahhhhhhhh)
So one day while she's shopping in Pennywise and he is sitting outside in the car waiting, he notices that she left her phone (which he bought and still pays bills for) by the hand brakes. Curiousity wins, he picks it up, 'New Message'.... yuh boy cyah help it, he read the message. 'Yesterday was great. Same time tommorow. Your body is HOTT'.....But what de Muddah #@$%??? Who de fokk texting my woman so? Cigarette light up one time. The vein on the forehead start to bulge. Leg shaking like dat. She returns from Pennyise and tries to hand him his Credit Card. 'Who de fokk is Andre, where he see you yesterday and how de fokk he know yuh body hot??' she reels for a second...'Oh Andre.....am he is my trainer...at the gym and he was commenting on my progress, you know i go to the gym to look good for you baby'.....yuh hear lie!!!....So yuh boy calm dong, or so she thinks. Ah fellah called Cudjoe (for you Trinis that don't know, Cudjoe is a Private Detective Agency, yes we have dat in Trinidad). Cudjoe follow she for a week and reports to Mr. Loverman. 'Sir she has been going to the gym, TO PICK UP ANDRE, and then they proceded to Econo Guest House (before Jo Sing Pasta in Kelly.... I Think LOL) they spent 2 hours and then she came to pick you up.' WHAT DE MUDDAH #@$%!!!!! As she reach is cuss...'Yuh fokkin hoe, gimme meh damn phone!', PASHAW (Trinidadian Onomatapia for the sound of something breaking) the phone hit the ground. 'Ah goh kill yuh Muddah #@%$, after all i do for you, dat is how u go repay me???.' 'But honey..' she attempts to speak. 'Doh fokkin honey me, i know bout you and Andre and fokkin Econo Guest house'.........she breaks down in tears 'You were smothering me, i found comfort in Andre's arms, I need space'....'Space??' he fires back 'Is Muddah #@$% space yuh want?? Yuh is a fokkin astronaut??'....she begins to cry uncontollably. Meanwhile the Rapid Response 999 vehicle noticed the comotion, one time they done assume he ress a cut ass on she. Of course she cyah stop cryin so she can't confirm or deny the allegation( conveniently). Is jail in he ass!!!

STAGE 4 - Foofooloomps - Pronounced (Fou-Fou-Loumps)
After a good cut ass from the police followed the next morning by sincere apologies for the 'misunderstanding'. He sits at home, calls in sick for work for two weeks. Radio is stuck on 97 (Love Hurts by Nazereth is playing). The man doh answer no calls. He stop shaving and bathing, only on a have to must to basis. He tried calling her 4,345,876 times everyday to say he sorry and he want to make back up. She mother change the home number. Das it!!! He pick up the SHARP CD player and he gone. There he stands baring his soul playing 'Baby Come Back - Vanessa Hudgens'. The window cracks, his heart leaps, a shadow appears....it's Andre and he is informed that a restraining order was taken out and the police are on the way. Not wanting the same royal treatment from the cops, he exits stage left. He was last seen on Curepe Junction drinking a bottle of Bay Rum singing 'Baby Come Back.......

« on: September 15, 2006, 08:48:04 AM »

1:  Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2:  It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

a.  When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b.  The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c.  After wrecking your boss' car.
d.  One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e.  When she is using her teeth.

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4:  Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5:  If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6:  Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7:  No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

8:  On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9:  When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10:  You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax.
If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she is officially your girlfriend.

11:  It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12:  Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13:  Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14:  Friends don't let friends wear Speedos.  Ever!  Issue closed.

15:  If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16:  Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17:  A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18:  Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both.  That's just greedy.

19:  If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20:  Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21:  Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while he is lifting weights:
a.  Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b.  C'mon, give me one more!  Harder!
c.  Another set and we can hit the showers!

22:  Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
e.g.  Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.
For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23:  Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her.  Keep a stopwatch by the phone!  Hang up if necessary!

24:  The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

It is acceptable for you to drive her car.
It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26:  Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27:  The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox.  End of story.

28:  There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.  Ever.

General Discussion / When Last Yuh.......
« on: August 29, 2006, 07:24:32 AM »
I saw Kanditt last post and was thinking the same thing about the board for a while. So a friend told mine told me this story and I decided to share it with you guys.

It's not funny.

It has no sexy woman.

It has no sweet man in it.

Any way I know a few ppl close meh post already but for those of you with an open mind and a kind heart read on.

When last yuh see a homeless person/socially displaced/ "vagrant" smile?

Well my friend saw one smile on Friday. She was walking not too far from the promenade when she went to buy some much needed snacks for work. As she was approaching the promenade she saw a "vagrant" digging in an old cardboard box infested with flies, only to find 1 really green banana to eat.

When she saw that she decided that she would buy him something to eat, after all she was going to full her face why not feed someone too.

All the shop had was junk and large bags of Crix.

Well if it really is the vital supply that will have to do as it was well past lunch time.

So on her way back to work she was armed with the bag of Crix and an orange juice. It seemed like a poor attempt at charity and she was surre she would have gotten a good cuss.

She was wrong cause as she approached the "vagrant" with his gloommy face and gave him the package he returned a kind smile and said a soft Thank You.

That story is a true one and made me think when was the last time I made a homeless person smile?

When was the last time I gave someone who didn't have a meal, a box of food or a sandwhich??

Fear of being cuss or being a miser is not a good excuse.

Before you say Trinidad gone through ask yourself..

When was the last time I.........

Football / How could they forget Spann
« on: June 25, 2006, 09:21:29 AM »
It was really sad to see that Spann was not included in the 24 players that were called up on stage to collect their Chaconia medal Gold.

It was even more disheartening to see that they left the poor fella sitting by himself only to be called up after the crowd behind him started shouting his name.

Okay I haven't been on the board for some time but I was trying to avoid negative vibes and what not associated with the team so I do not know if anyone posted anything about the fact that direct TV had to sponsor Spann to stay in Germany.

What did Atiba Charles and Anthony Wolfe do to deserve those medals?????? Note this is a genuine question, I really want to know.

How could you leave out the poor guy just because he got injured right before the tournament and after he did so much to help in qualifiers

Are you to tell me Honorable Prime Minister that you could not find it in your heart to give the man a Chaconia medal Bronze even.

I am not talking about the money here my beef is recognition and a simple thankyou for all the hard work that the guy put in.

It was in poor  taste that they wanted to send him home, I applaud the fact that they included him in the motorcade on Saturday but it was a disgrace to see that they for got him on the chairs.

Only to be called up after the crowd started chanting.

Is it that the Government could not give another award for a guy who did not play in the tournament due to the fact that he was injured.

Or are we dealing with a bunch of waggonists who just received a bunch of names from TTFF saying these were the ppl who went to Germany.

Can Mr. Manning pick Ian Cox or Anthony Wolfe out of a crowd.

Mr. Manning neede to step up, Roger Boynes needed to step up even his Captain needed to step up. Spann you have enough class not to defend yourself or fight for something that might be rightfully yours but who will fight for you ?

Besides I could name  a few players that did not give 100% that have my tax money and my national medal. Let me make it perfectly clear I have no problem with the gifts, my point is having given them after the Bahrain game, like he was supposed to, would they have gotten National medals??????

And would Spann have gotten one?????

Nobody_s angel
President of Recognition for Spann Committee

Spann for Chaconia Medal Bronze

Jokes / Yuh know yuh is a Trini if...
« on: May 14, 2006, 06:11:53 PM »
Okay so I do not know if someone posted this already but I just find that this one is pretty precise It had everything. You could add a few if you wish but it just brought back some memories. And maybe sometimes we all need a reminder of what makes us so special....

Yuh know yuh is a Trini if...

You refer to all powdered cleaning agents as VIM.

You regularly use the word "cupboard" to refer to storage space built into your home.

You know somebody called Beulah... Sprangalang too.

You have aunties in common with the rest of the country, Hazel and Kay.

You distinguish between "cocoa-tea" "green tea" and "bush-tea".

You call hard candy "sweeties".

You refer to all salt crackers as "Crix".

You recognize the names Dave Elcock and Rennie B.

You know the meaning of the word "obzokie".

You point with your lips

...and you give directions with your hands... even if it's in another state
(yuh jus go up de road and when yuh see...)

You go to parties for the food
...and the word free never quite had the same meaning.

You nod your head upwards to greet someone
...and sideways when the joke stale.

You're standing next to plenty luggage and boxes at the airport
...and only the dirty clothes on top are yours...the rest are for the family from down south.

You use an umbrella for shade on hot days
...and you never have it when it's raining.

You always offer something to eat or drink to visitors... even if is kool-aid and salt biscuits.

You love to pick your nose.

You also love to point at other people while they pick their noses.

You hate to throw empty containers away cause they might come in handy for pepper sauce
..and if you live in the states you probably have more pepper and seasoning than you can use in your lifetime because people insist that "dey doh have dat in de cold".

Your recipe for making orange juice is plenty water, plenty sugar, plenty ice and only 2 orange
...and "ah pak ah red kool-aid tuh stretch it..."

You say "boy" at the beginning of a sentence and "man" at the end of it
...and the words "yes we" doesn't refer to any people.

You hate to wait in long lines, a habit you adopted from the days of pushing to get into "pit" to see a movie.

'Priority' doesn't have anything to do with what you have to do right away.

You flirt by having a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly... and then you say "Carib or Stag?"

You say "giving sweet-eye" to mean "winking".

You always turn around when someone says "Psssssssst"
...except for when you make out the person first and you're duckin them.

You say "Soooo long" instead of "Yes, I'm done" when somebody asked you if you finished the job already
...even if you don't even know what job that person is talking about.

You have "knick knacks" all over your home
...and a glass cabinet or a space saver to put them in.

You hang a rosary on your car's rearview mirror
...even if you're Hindu.

You have aunts and uncles named "Tantie" and "Sonny"
...and it's on their birth certificate too!

You put ketchup and peppersauce on your pizza.
Anchovies? Yuh lossin it or what?

You make a drink and ice cream with peanut butter but you never put it on bread with jelly
...but you might put it on your dixie biscuits

You think eating salted cod fish and fried bread is a great morning meal.

Bull jowl has no relation whatsoever to a cow.

You dip bread in your morning coffee/tea
...and you drink it from an enamel cup.

Your cupboards are full of canned corned beef, pepper sauce and red beans and baked beans
...and a dry coconut for the pelau.

You think steak is a waste of good meat. You rather cut it up and stew it with some potatoes instead
...or curry it and make roti.

You wash and reuse plastic utensils and styrofoam cups
...to go with the plastic take-out spoon and fork cutlery set in the draw.

You use your finger to measure the water when cooking rice.

You have shares in kool-aid.

You bring home food from a party.

The word "storm" has nothing to do with the weather.

You hate the saying "Today is a beautiful day" from someone who don't know where you came from.

"What goin on these days?" and "I jus dey" mean "Hello, how are you?" and I'm fine" respectively.

You think your rum and Carib beer are the best in the world and you hate it when nobody heard of them
...and you'll probably have some in your cabinet at home...wherever you may live.

You put ice in your beer
...and you chew the ice when you're finished with the beer.

Drinking wine is too sissy
...wine is for fruits.

You still say "Father Christmas" and "Old Years' night"
...and "dis August holidays" actually start in July.

You hate leaving a tip especially to a male waiter
...if you do leave a tip however, the waiter should look for the food spilt under the table, or the kool-aid on the table cloth.

You show disappointment by sucking on your teeth (steupsing)
...and you can conjugate "ah steupse" by age four (three if yuh smart)

Your only sex education as a child was that you were told that babies came from aeroplanes
...bwee air planes

You still call a soda a "sweet drink" and an avocado, a "zaboca".
and you go to the shoprite clerk and ask them "whe allyuh have de breez?" meaning "where is the laundry detergent?".

You say "whappenin" even at a funeral.

You tell the host "Good Night" when you arrive at someone's home in the evening.

You wash the "wares" after having dinner.

When someone pays you a compliment, you say "Don mamaguy meh".

When someone sympathises with you, you comment "Yuh think it easy?".

You refer to all sweet coloured juice as "Kool-Aid"..

You call a quarter a "schilling" when this really means 24 cents.

You know that using "blue" makes white clothes whiter.

Just because something is called a "bake" you don't assume that it indicates the way it was cooked.

You have at least one relative living in either England, Canada, or the US.

You either see, speak to, lime with, or hear about at least one of your "ex's" regularly.

You know that a washy-kong bears no relationship to King Kong.

You know about straightening, pressing, S-curls and Gherri curls regardless of your ethnic background.

You have cancelled plans because of rain even when you're going to be indoors

...Rain is also a legitimate reason to be late for a rendez-vous... or to miss work.

You still wonder whether a "24-hour lizard" will stick to you and have to be removed with a hot iron.

You know someone with a gold tooth.

You know someone with their name either on their belt buckle or their chain.

All vaccinations are called injections.

You are able to recite at least one (or several) line(s) from Sesame Street.

You have been to at least one party where you have seen the sun rise.

You know someone named after either:

flora:- Flora, Fern, Rose, Lily, Petal, Holly (B.) or
a colour:- Blackie, Blue, Pinky, Violet, Hazel or
maybe even a car:- Cressida, Nissan.

You know the meanings of: "washing wares"; "straightening a room"; "bodice"; "sucking yuh teeth"; "cut-eye"; "hot foot"; "bouff".

All dish washing detergents are called "Squezy".

You still give people (youself included) "meggies".

A rubber is an eraser.

You know of at least one person who wakes up at 4am to LISTEN to cricket from Australia / New Zealand on the RADIO.

On at least one occasion you have:

been told that you have a cold in some part of your anatomy other than your head or chest and/or
had a virus named after something popular with the times eg. Bionic, Ninja.

Despite lack of interest, someone has tried to convince you of the benefits of taking a purge, or becoming a born again.

You can feel cold when it's 25°C.

No matter how old you are, you still call your parents Mummy and Daddy.

You use baby powder.

You still eat fries with ketchup AND MUSTARD.

You call fries "chips".

You pronounce words in plural, even though it's meant to be singular, eg."gimme ah COKES" or "ah GRAPES".

You say "FLIM" (film), "AXE" (ask) or "PITIAH" (picture), "STATELLITE" (satellite), "CUTLASH"

You know what "Wukking a 10-days" is, and know darn well it's going to take much longer than 10 days.

You know the meaning of several indian words, eg. "dahl", "bahgee", "channa", "bharra", "chunkae", "bowgee" and use them in every language
...and actually believe them to be the correct English terms.

You know that a lime is not necessarily a fruit.

You call little kids "po po" or "betah" and your girl/boyfriends "daahlin" or "pungkin".

You eat "wild meat" - stuff that some people keep as pets or may consider disgusting animals; like Iguana, Lappe, Matte, Tattoo (not the skin paintings) or Manicou.

What other people consider a "cafe ole" is the way you regularly have your coffee (with lots of milk).

You call any 'older' woman "Tantie" and any 'older' man "Uncle", regardless of whether or not they are related to you or even know you.

You could sing an entire Parang song in Spanish word for word, but don't speak or understand a word of Spanish. You know who "Anansi" and "Papa Bois" are.

You can't bring yourself to using the correct "scientific" names of sensitive body parts because you
think it sounds vulgar. Instead you use child-like words such as "tot tots", "totie", "bam bam" or "bumsy" and "tun tun" or "toonie".

You love Soca and know the meanings of RAMAJAY and DINGOLAY.

When in doubt of how to prepare something to eat ... CURRY is the always the solution. You know

Trinis will curry any and everything (not just meat) even mango, fish, conch, chataigne, etc...

You can call your fellow "countryman" by an ethnic name and it would be ok, eg. chinee-man, creole,
doegs, pyol or coolie.

When you ask for PEPPER you don't mean ground black pepper.

You know what a BULL-PISSEL (sometimes called a bull-bouy) is made from and what it's used for.

You would choose a "FETE" over anything of relative or utmost importance, even if it leads to


Jokes / 3 Beers
« on: May 14, 2006, 05:49:40 PM »
A Trinidadian walks into a bar in Miami, orders three bottles of Carib
beer and sits
in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a beer goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Trini replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One in Toronto, the other in London, and I here in Miami. When we all left home, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we used to drink in St.James. So I does drink one for each ah meh bredders and one for meh self." The bartender admits that this is a nice Trini custom, and leaves it  there.

 The Trini becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: But one day, he comes in and orders two Caribs. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When the Trini comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender, thinking that a brother of the Trini died, says "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Trini looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns on his face and  he laughs."Oh, no. Everyone's fine," he explains, "It's just that I joined the Seven Days Adventists Church and I personally had to stop drinking."

Trinbago, NBA & World Basketball / Kobe's number change
« on: April 30, 2006, 06:41:27 PM »
This man fighting it down so hard. Reported today while watching the Bulls - Heat game, something I will not comment on cause Heat lose  :( , said he is changing his number to 24. So I sat down their thinking 24.

yup 24

1 better than Jordan

What an _______

You fill in the blank.

General Discussion / This ever happen to you?
« on: April 30, 2006, 05:38:11 PM »
So I went to see a movie Friday night at movietowne. Oh, Something New a nice movie a lil chick flickish but my boyfriend didn't complain and it seemed like the other guys whose girl friends dragged them in to see this movie thought it was entertaining too. Either that or they were completely bored and decided to amuse themselves my telling a few jokes while the movie was going on. Everyone was laughing heartily.

Cool scene right no problem, how could there be one in this sweet island where everyone finds an excuse to have a good time.


Because there was this woman (middle aged woman) who obviously should have rented the bootlegged copy and sat down in her living room, dimmed the lights and watch it alone in some remote part of Trinidad where you can't even here a cobeau flap its wings had a problem.

I a lil cross; you know the lil movietowne ad that kind of prohibits loud talking and loud laughing , like this woman took it as Moses Law cause she got up mid movie and kill me dead the woman was going to the bathroom right cause I saw her get up and was doubting myself nah she not really going to complain nah.

Yeah she was; she returns and an usher is following her patrolling the aisles with a bloody flash light. Few things tick me off in this great Land but you see this crap I doh believe she went and get the blimpin moviepolice because ppl were laughing too loud.

I doh know ah mean it wrong to laugh in a movie now.


General Discussion / Fellas and girls I a lil confused help me out nah
« on: March 10, 2006, 10:22:09 AM »
So this is what I am confused about. Is it okay for a girl to sweat with the guys.

Now seriously do fellas have a problem when women play a team sport with them and are better than them.

I was at the sweat match on Saturday and I didn't really see any of the guys having a problem with Girl warrior playing and besides she knew her limitations and when it was time to come the field. Nobody tackle the girl or played her rough. I didn't really big up the fellas for that and we must cause not all guys are the same.

EXAMPLE: I play netball and a lil bit of basketball too. I have been sweating with fellas since I was in secondary school and they all seem cool when you sweating and they understand ok she could play but she is a girl so we not going to bang her up. RIGHT.

I had no problem playing with guys and could care less about people who thought it inappropriate. If no girls in thse school or community play who am I supposed to sweat with right?

So getting to what I am cofused about. We have a basketball area in work. Mind you I have played basketball with some of the guys in work and was invited to sweat yesterday. Invited while I was going about my own business mind you. Being a girl I know how to play with the guys. You don't play wild, you stay away from the wild men and you try and keep to yourself cause you never know what will happen.

Well one of the guys forgot that he was playing a girl as soon as I started shooting over the man.

NOW I SAID MAN. I am 23 THIS MAN HAS A DAUGHTER A DAUGHTER in primary school. and jus cause he get a lil heckle from the fellas about me scoring on him like he take offense.

All of a sudden the MAN marking me and real hard too. My lil clamp in my head the MAN break it batting me from behind, I still scoring on him. The dude was marking me so hard that fellas I get an ANDRE.

Twist meh ankle. THE GOOD ONE  :( on the stupid man foot cause he was all under meh.

And it was like nothing to him. YEs he get ice and yes he called the trainers from inside the gym but the dude ain't even look like he was a lil sorry. I didn't get it what I do you?

Oh gosh so a fellah really can't take a girl scoring on them ???

One of my coworkers told me that well now I will learn to stay off the court.  :o

WHAT? It was a joke but should I???

Girl warrior I know you play basketball and have no problems playing with guys that ever happen to you???

TriniCana what you think???

Guys I know some of you all going to tell meh if I play with the fellas I should learn to take meh injury like a man but I still can't help but think you could have marked somebody else on the court why look for the girl and make her like that.

So now my ankle swollen and I contemplating, return to the court???

I just praying that I didn't fracture this one too.

Well answer meh question, especially Jayerson cause he played rough in the sweat but didn't look 4 Girl Warrior to mark her???

Ah going and ice it.

Jokes / The Princess
« on: February 18, 2006, 10:03:44 AM »

Once upon a time there lived a king. 
The king had a beautiful daughter,   


But there was a problem.  Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;




anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her.  Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired.  What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians.  One wizard told the king,

"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,

she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition.  Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the  king's wealth.


The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.

The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.   

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.


The third prince approached.   He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told,  though she turned red.

She felt something hard.  She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.   Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question:  What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)



M&M's of course.   

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking, you pervert??




Jokes / Bubba
« on: February 05, 2006, 01:59:35 PM »

 The football coach noticed that his star tackle,
 Bubba had so many women
 hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all
 of them.  So one day
 he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
 So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to
 have sex, I always
 whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a
 hammer.  That numbs it and
 I can screw 'em forever!"

 The coach went
 home early one day, and went to the
 bedroom.  He heard
 his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of
 opportunity, he tore off his
 clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

 His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said,
 "That you, Bubba?"


Jokes / Love Vs. Marriage
« on: February 05, 2006, 01:49:41 PM »
I'm not there yet but to those who are is this true ??? ??? ???

Subject: Love Vs. Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is Chinese take-out.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is a tarmac drive.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering television.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

In short, Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener!!!

Jokes / Trini
« on: February 02, 2006, 08:40:29 PM »
Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

* * * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and

* * * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy

quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * ** * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


General Discussion / No Vagrants
« on: January 16, 2006, 11:08:52 AM »
So I was on my way to work this morning and as I glanced to my left I saw what looked to be graffiti on the galvanize that surrounds what is supposed to be the construction site of the ASSESSMENT CENTRE FOR THE SOCIALLY DISPLACED.

Now there was a whole in the sign; I do not know who they managed to get up there to make the whole but the person or persons who did this were determined to get there point across. Along the galvanized that surround the building were messages spray painted.

They were large enough for anyone to see.



These were all the things that the protester/s thought should go on that spot.

If you did not see it this morning and for all my foreign forumites let me try to explain where this site is or the proposed site.

It is right after the John John towers as you make your way east. Right after the flyovers and opposite the market. If you know where the Winston Spree Simon Life centre is the site is the vacant lot that has been there for years, right on the corner.

So I saw that and I was just thinking what's more important?

Assessing the socially displaced or a community centre, health centre or fire station for the ppl of John John & T& T

I'm not sure yet, Why can't we have both?

What do you guys think?

That is if you cared enough to finish read this long winded post about what I saw this morning going to work.

Andre boy I think I changing it - " I not tired, " not yet anyway. :)

Jokes / Trini Hiking Story
« on: December 31, 2005, 11:46:00 PM »
Two Trinis go hiking and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.

After three days of walking, they arrive at a great
spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first Trini turns to the second and says, "You go
hafta go back and get de opener or else we eh go
geh any Carib."
"No way," says the second. "By de time I get back,
you go eat all de food."
"I promise I won't," says the Trini. "Jus' hurry nah man!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the
second Trini. Exasperated and starving, the first
Trini digs into the sandwiches...
Suddenly, the second Trini pops out from behind a rock
and yells, "I knew it! I not f**king going!!!!"


Football / Keith Nancoo died today
« on: December 31, 2005, 05:55:23 PM »
Hey not sure if many of you guys will know him but the older heads may. Keith Nancoo, former Secretary of Glory Guys football club and brother of Kelvin Nancoo, former national hockey coach died today. Not sure of the details but when I get more info I will let u guys know.

RIP  Mr. Nancoo.

Cricket Anyone / Lara's Retirement
« on: November 29, 2005, 06:01:51 PM »
okay I know alot of people that were only concerned with West Indies cricket because Lara had the record to break so now that he has broken the record what do you think he will do?

With all the drama in West Indies cricket today do you think that he will remain on the team or just retire very soon.

Football / Letter to TnT Soca Warriors
« on: November 12, 2005, 07:03:08 PM »
So..... because you think you are playing in your own country and all you see is red you doh have to work. Because you think everyone and the interantional media saya its a sure win you doh have to work.

Well just when I started to write this Birchall scored but doh think because you have one goal you doh have to work.

Because you scored 2 goals against Mexico you doh have to work.

A game is 90 mins long; you are at home. GIVE NO ONE RESPECT. They don't deserve it . You deserve it you beat Mexico to reach here they beat Uzbekhistan. You want it. Let no Bharanian take away what u deserve.

If God is a Trini, Triniman still need to show God that we want it.

Give no man the respect of feeling them out on your home ground. Mexico didn't deserve it USA never deserved it. NO BHARAINIAN DESERVES IT.

The in terantional media rated u up if you had lost this game it would have been the same media to crucify u and bury u into the bharanian dirt. No man no Bhrainian supposed to bring you down on your own soil.

Note: this post is not about me saying that the team played badly but just about me sayin that they played without heart they played as if the Bharanian paid admission to see them play.  and that they had already made the World Cup. WE HAVEN"T MADE IT UNTIL WE MASH UP THIS TEAM. And now we need to do it on their turf.

Why must we always wait to be scored on inorder to wake up. I didn't see Trinidad football out there, I didn't see Caribbean football. It was a good exhibition of Bharanian football and fellas they can't even control the ball or pass.  And they gave us this exhibition on our turf in our National Stadium that was full to capacity and I still hear arabian bag pipes over my steel band. So think about waht they could do at home.

The entire team played well but WELL ain't good enough. A draw ain't good enough. You have to want it and play as if you want it. Unfortunately now you have to do so in Bharain but I believe you guys can do it. Every one on this site believes you can do it. 1.2 plus ppl believe you can do it. But now you all have to believe that you can do it.

So you guys lost the battle but do u have the heart, drive, desire, belief in yourself and PASSION to win the War.  Do you want to be in the World Cup or watch that man from Bharain who pinned you down run onto that pitch.

Good look on Wednesday and God Bless all of you.

Jokes / No Sex Tonight
« on: September 25, 2005, 05:16:09 PM »
Why do all these jokes have to make women look bad. Anyway this was funny.  :D

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.  And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT?? What was that?"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am  not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

Football / Has Yorke played in the mid field before?
« on: September 05, 2005, 06:32:47 PM »
Some friends of mine were having a debate about the 1989 strike squad, a few said that Yorke was a midfielder back then can anyone tell me if it is true. I was really surprised to see that he was able to handle the midfield position because I am young and i only know Yorke as being a striker.

« on: August 24, 2005, 03:06:34 PM »
Fellas, I do not agree with the subject name but I thought it was funny. :D

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?"she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.  "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."



Football / Birchall vs Jones
« on: July 12, 2005, 08:00:25 PM »
I was reading some comments by fellow socawarriors and they all seem to agree that it is a shame that Kenwyn Jones did not get alot of play time in the Gold Cup. My thing is that Birchall is just as young as Jones but he seems to have the confidence of BEEnie more than that of Jones. Okay I know they play 2 different positions but this was the chance to really groom Jones. BEEnie just does not show any confidence in Kenwyn's abilities. I have been saying that Stern is a baby for a long time now and if the old isn't giving 100% then it is time to put in the new but why do you think BEEnie not giving Kenwyn Jones the chance?

Football / Goals win Matches
« on: June 09, 2005, 06:00:26 PM »
I'm just hoping that Stern and Dwight improve from this game and score goals. Stern especially, they had the opportunities but lacked the finishing capabilities. GOALS WIN MATCHES. We need that, we need strikers that can finish not whine and moan ever time they are tackled by a defender.

There was a great deal of improvement from the team and I really saw players giving their all especially Avery John, I was really impressed cause he worked really hard. The score line could have been 3-0 if not for him. He made a sliding tackle to save a goal after Jack was beaten.

So fellas continue to keep your heads high and don't stop training hard and never give up because it have people out there who still believe that we can make it.

Oh and Stern and Dwight need to step it up I'm not bashing them, but as many of you guys pointed out it might come down to goal difference so we really need the goals. I'm trying real hard not to be negative cause I'm seeing positive things in the future, that is once the TTFF could maintain Beenie's salary :)

General Discussion / Kidnapping in T&T Thread
« on: April 07, 2005, 07:07:44 PM »
So I was just trying to get peoples attention with the topic but do you know that there r people that go around either finding, buying, or stealing cell phones only to return the phones to the owners for a price.

I recently lost my phone. After calling it many times so that a good samaritan would return my phone I came to the realization that it was in fact stolen. A week after I received a ransom call: " I have your phone but I paid $200.00 from some one for it. I want to return it but only if u give me back the $ 200.00."

 WTF >:(  The phone was disconnected 2 days after the theft and this fool went and pay $200.00 for a phone with contact numbers and other info on it. First of all I do not think he bought the phone in the first place he could have been the one who stole it. Fortunately for me the battery was giving trouble and it is not even a recent model so who is the fool. I will b keeping my $200.00 and he could keep the old disconnected phone.   :D

I am not the first person that this has happened to a friend was told after she got on to someone who picked up her lost phone that if she wanted it back she neede to meet him at _______ and walk with money. Now tell me doesn't that sound like a ransom demand.

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