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Football / FIFA Investigating Jack and SIMPAUL'S!!

« on: May 25, 2006, 06:27:41 PM »

I was told by a very reliable source dat Jack and Simpaul's umder investigation by FIFA.
Apparently they hired Ernst & Young to go through the books and de big mou-mou Daryn, doh wanna pass some documents.
The whole WC package scene was Daryn's brainchild an ah hear he lose out on ah couple million dollars because of the uproar wit de sale of tickets.
There is ah lot of s#t goin on behind de scenes and as tings develop ah go let all yuh know, stay tuned............. !!

De bachannal now start!!

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Jokes / Joke of de day!! -Allyuh Trinis have no behaviour!

« on: April 21, 2006, 05:54:57 PM »

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "Ah have to talk to you,yes. It have some Trinis up here in Heaven who causing real problems. Dey swinging on de Pearly Gates,mih horn missing,BBQ sauce and curry all over dey robe;cow heel,chicken foot and pigtail bone all over the streets of Gold. Some ah dem walking around with one wing, dey late taking turn keeping de stairway of Heaven clean, it have ah setta watermelon seed all over de clouds an dem an some ah dem ent wearing dey halos, saying it doh fit with dey hairstyle"

The Lord said, " I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, lets call up the Devil".

The Devil answered the phone,"Hello? Yes,Lord........wha de.....hole orn ah minute". The devil returned to the phone and said, "Yeah lord, ......whe yuh want??

The Lord replied,"Tell me what kinds of problems you are having down there.."

The devil said," Ooohh....hole orn..hole orn" and put the Lord on hold. After about 5 minutes he returned to the phone , and said" Eh heh... what it is yuh ask mih jus now??"

The Lord said,"What kinds of problems are youhaving down there ? "

The devil said, "Buh eh eh.....look, hole orn....." This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The devil returned and said, " Look I sorry eh, but i cyah talk to yuh right now nah. Dem Trinis an dem put out de fire again, an now dey installing air conditioning in meh place".