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General Discussion / T&T Tshirts
« on: September 06, 2008, 06:13:18 AM »
Allyuh ever look through this????
https://19832.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/?&op=articles


Honestly who design them ting dread??? daz d most uncreative(most likely not a word) thing I ever see in my life.
I hav a few selfdone designs




Where can I go to print on jerseys because that one above especially would look cool on a black or red jersey??? Could make some money off of it

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General Discussion / Sports and Drugs
« on: September 02, 2008, 03:25:16 PM »
....Im doing a project on local sportsmen/sportswomen who's careers may have been hampered/damaged by the use of any illicit* drug.

Can somebudy help me out by naming a few people in whether it be football/cricket/basketball/tabletennis/etc.  Any sport..



Thnx in advance

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Gols Galore Trinbago Style / A Score To Settle
« on: May 10, 2008, 06:28:32 PM »
Check Out D video fellas

A Score To Settle

i put this together in about 30mins...so its not really good but waheva enjoy

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General Discussion / Real or Fake?
« on: February 05, 2008, 08:03:47 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWk9VJ3wVX8

a bunch of guys playin football

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General Discussion / BOMB
« on: May 11, 2006, 03:59:11 PM »
jus heard a rumour of abomb  on independance square on another furoum .....IS IT TRUE

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Football / NEW ViD
« on: March 24, 2006, 06:22:21 PM »
Anybody know where to get that new nike ronnie vid dat waz jus on tv6 news

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General Discussion / Motorola Programs
« on: March 19, 2006, 07:24:05 AM »
Anybody know where ah cud get ah program to put java apps on meh fone V551

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General Discussion / Oh Gaud Ah feelin Happy
« on: March 07, 2006, 06:49:37 PM »
    Ah get me 4th star ......when yuh does get yuh 5th star

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Jokes / Bee
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:49:25 PM »
Q:What kind of bee's make milk....

A:BoobBees

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Jokes / Heavenly Golf
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:47:43 PM »
   Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green.
Jesus winds up and hits one about to the same spot. Jesus' ball hits the water and skips across. All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a ball drops from the sky. A fish swallows it, a bird picks up the fish and drops the ball onto a turtle, that walks over to the hole and drops it in.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, ''I hate it when your dad plays!''
 

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Jokes / Types o People u meet in d bathroom
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:45:38 PM »
Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom   
 
  EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed
 

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Jokes / Pig in ah bar
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:44:08 PM »
 Pig In A Bar   
 
  A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

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Jokes / Ah Beh Ce
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:42:11 PM »
ABC   
 
  Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."
 

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Jokes / DENTIST
« on: March 07, 2006, 01:40:49 PM »
Dentist   
 
  A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.” He replied, “How did you know I'm a dentist.” She said, “I didn't feel a thing.”

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Jokes / This is not ah racial joke
« on: March 06, 2006, 05:13:30 PM »
What yuh does call ah Indian fallin from ah building
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Boo-doop-singh

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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / CAR SHOW???
« on: March 02, 2006, 09:02:32 AM »
Anybody know when d next big car show in trini goin to be???

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Jokes / HahA
« on: March 01, 2006, 01:34:03 PM »
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"



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Jokes / Magic Mirror
« on: March 01, 2006, 01:33:07 PM »


A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.


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General Discussion / Bird Flu Evolution
« on: March 01, 2006, 01:26:45 PM »
   


...German cat infected
Scientists fear move to other mammals

         The discovery of a bird flu infection in a cat in Germany underscores what scientists have long known-that the deadly H5N1 strain of the virus can infect a wide range of mammals,aspokeswomen for the UN health agency said yesterday.
         "We know that mammals can become infected with H5N1,"said Maria Cheng of the World Health Organisation."But we dont know what this means for humans.We don't know if they would play a role in transmitting the disease.We don't know how much the virus would excrete, how much people would need to be exposed to before they would fall ill."

Taken from the Daily Express

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Jokes / Ping Pong Balls
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:55:41 AM »
There was once a beautiful girl who loved colecting pingpong balls so one day she approached 3 fellas an said whoeva cud bring me d most pingpong balls wud get to marry me.....


D first fella bring 100000 pingpong balls
D second fella get 4000000 pingpong balls
D third fella came back lookin beat up with his clothes ripped an with 2 big hairy balls in his hand......

The woman asked the 3rd fella wat happened and the fella said i thought you said KING KONG balls

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / Dr. Phil
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:35:28 AM »
Do u know the reason doc phil shows in the afternoon....Doc phil shows in the afternoon so little children who hav just returned from sckool will watch it an get psyco problems of their own an grow up to be on doc phil.....Is ah cycle......

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Jokes / Pink poke-a-dot
« on: February 27, 2006, 09:31:50 AM »
     One day dis fella was was walkin home an he hear somebody say someting bout ah pinkpokadot so he went to sckool de next day an he ask he frens wat it was.....all of a sudden all ah dem gang upp an beat him.......after he went to complain to his teacher so his teacher asked why did the boys beat him up...so he said : I asked them about the pink polkadot,,,on hearing that the teacher pulled out a whip and started to beat the boy........after the teacher beat him, he went to the principal and told him wat the teacher did.........on hearing the news the principal pulled down theboy's shorts and slapped him repeatedly.......Now the boy wass furious he was walking home and he saw a policeman ..so he thought that he could asked him....the policeman took out his gun and shot him 5 times in his left arm and arrested him.........In court the judge asked him why is here......The boy explained the whole thing......The judge leaped from his chair and started to beat the boy sevearly....the boy was sentenced to 10yrs hard labour.......Leaving prison the boy which was now a man walked into a bar......So the bartender asked him wat was the matter......
Man::: Im afraid to tell u ,,,u will hit me
BTender:::No i wont hit u
Man:::All the time i heard about this pinkpolkadot and i wanted to know wat it was so i asked and i got beat up and put in jail...
BTender:Ok you want to know about the pinkpolka dot ....Just cross the street and you will see a pink door go inside and u will be there....
Man:::Tahnks alot....

Anxiously the man opens the bar door and runs accross the road....Halfway through the road a car hits him and he dies on the spot.................................................................................................................................................................................Guess wat the morale of this story is ..........................................................................................................................................................................................L@@k Left and Right be4 u cross the road..........................................................................................................SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME............

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Jokes / 3 nuns an ah priest
« on: February 26, 2006, 07:16:40 PM »
                                      3 NUNS AN AH PRIEST                                                                      [/size]
 

3 nuns approached a priest and said that they didnt want to be nuns again and asked what could they do. The priest said to them :'Do something bad and then come back and drink holy water and God will forgive you.After this you will no longer b a nun.'
The next day the priest asked the 1st nun wat did she do.....she said that she stole a bike from someone so the priest allowed her to drink from the holy water......the priest asked the 2nd nun what she did....she said that she stole the bike from the 1st nun so she drank the holy water......finally the priest asked the 3rd nun about wat she did and she said :'I peed in the holy water.'

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Football / Soca Warriors Stuff
« on: December 16, 2005, 02:31:48 PM »
Anybody know where i can purchase the socawarriors items that hav recently been advertised on the express? ???

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Football / When???? and Where
« on: November 18, 2005, 05:41:02 PM »
Can anyone say wen the nex game is ...and does anyone know where i can get pictures of the airport yesterday......GEMANY 2K6 WORLD CUP

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Football / Is d Whole Team Comin bak Tomorow????
« on: November 16, 2005, 02:09:14 PM »
Is the whole t&T team comin bak tomorow plz reply as soon as possible...???

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Football / Predicted Scores
« on: November 07, 2005, 04:25:20 PM »
                       My predicted scores for the T&T vs BAchrain game is about 5-1 wit stern scoring about 3 an latas bringin in d nex 2. but first we go need somting to wake we up. after dat d crowd go be goin madd :wavetowel:, da go hype up d playas an dey go start scorin like madd...wah allyuh tink it go be ?  :duel: buh we go hav to work for we win because Bachrain go be fightin{because of d money dey gettin} . I tink dis go be d most excitin match eva....                                                                                                  :flamethrower: WE GO LITE DEM AFIRE..................SOCA WARRIORS TO D END............................[/glow

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