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Fantasy League / Hyper Hopper League
« on: August 11, 2011, 12:37:35 PM »
Does anyone have the code for Hoppy's league?

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Hey guys I'm frustrated and looking to start over, I'm 25 no priors lol I've been in banking, adjusting and technology over the past 8 years, I work hard but I can't be spinning with no upward mobility, I just want to do something with a high capacity for growth and learning (this is important I need to constantly improve my knowledgebase) and of course lucrative with some adventure for want of a better word... So whether in trinidad offshore or on or in dubai or any part of the world does anyone have links/guidance that you can PM me so I can land that sort of job? Maybe as a roustabout or some other entrylevel area that I can work my way up. Much appreciated guys.

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2010 World Cup - South Africa / World Cup On Local Tv?
« on: June 03, 2010, 09:09:18 AM »
Guys my wife ran up d cable bill with one setta int calls on the Flow line is the WC on local channels or I really hadda jump out them Gs next week? And btw what time are the games locally morning during the day night? Thanks

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Football / The KFC Chronicles
« on: September 07, 2009, 02:39:11 PM »
After Saturday I have now emerged from my Caribu Crusade (Equal Parts Carib & Malibu it's like a coconut beer). So Saturday I prepping for the game making sure I have the essentials, Paid mih Flow for the past 4 months, make sure my lappie have charge just incase current go and i have to watch it online (which it did but it came back in time), 6 pack of Carib & a bottle of Malibu and of course the National Food of T&T some KFC, because to me KFC is to Trinidad what Mc Donald's is to Manhattan. I Figure RBTT have shares in KFC to cuz it have ah RBTT right next to all them KFC, Maraval, Park St have a KFC right round the corner on Fredrick, Ind Sq, Gulf City, West Mall, Pt. Fortin, and what confirm it for me is High St San Fernando, there are two RBTTs one on the top of the street and one at the bottom and guess what Sherlock there are two KFCs one on the top of the street and one at the bottom, now i ent raising red flags and bawling communists but I'm just saying yuh can't help it if ah bruddah thinking conspiracy.

So I've been to several KFCs in the world (I rank them 1st place Trinidad, 2nd place Antigua & 3rd place Barbados), and I find I only have this problem in Trinidad. It might be just me but usually after partaking in a box of dead I find I does want to dead the next morning. Some sharp labour pains does take mih and make me curl up in my bed. So I form an alliance with Blue Waters and I does pace mihself.

So reflecting on the past I decided to try out the New Hot Shots thing, some kinda popcorn chicken looking thing, that wasn't particularly great. And at the time I found it a misnomer because it was rather tepid and i had to supply my own spice to make it nice. So naturally I get ketch off guard the next morning when the chills take me and I heard a weird noise that I mistook for a cat in heat outside. I feel like was in a war, I crawl through the trenches to make it to the throne to man the .50mm and start to buss up the nazis them, ah just squeezing rat tat tata tata! when from out of nowhere ah hear INCOMING!!! ah man pull out a RPG and fire KABOOM!!! ah fold over like a roti, the alliance with Blue Waters not winning the war and the KFC Nazi's win again. I just have to bandage up the badly wounded.

Now I always laughed at my Commissioner of the AWATT, Oconnorg, ranting about the quality of bandages produced by Soft and Dry, I figure if yuh have a problem go Cuba, but jed is only after the KFC Chronicles I really notice the sandpaperesque texture of the thing, but I not going write my Ombudsman a letter or anything I'm going to deal with the real issue, and I think we all know what the real issue is here, and it is: Should KFC be sold by Trevor Sayers? Does KFC give you the $h!tt!ng$?




P.S.
I real drinking water for the USA game and I buying it by the Kiosk on the East side of the stadium

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Football / The Stuff Wet Dreams Are Made Of
« on: July 29, 2009, 08:52:11 AM »
Firstly I am an Inter man ;D ;D ;D tru & tru I hate Real Madrid since....hmmm since
 they FIRED Hierro; 

ALWAYS had Steve McManaman on the bench though he scored like everytime he came off (in my book one of the hottest english players who suffered hard luck at RM and on the english side Beckham and him were fighting for the same position so hard luck steve we know yuh hotter than becks).

Had Morientes bumped on the bench to Ronaldo (which I can kinda understand) but how you could start Guti and Portillo over a man who scoring 18-20 goals per season?

Pt is Real does move like asses with good players >:( . So I ent like them I wouldn't lie I watched their games when Ronado was there I wanted to see how the traitor played in Spain after saying Italian football tying him down and not expressive and too tactical...Asswipe >:( Inter pay yuh flecking salary while yuh ass get fat in rehab and that's what u do them??? But I digress... I even watch the Beckham machine while he was there cuz let's face it Beckham makes $$$. But I NEVER backed them.

I back the Yllow submarine, Athletico (for torrez and kun), Barca of course die hard Valencia man, Sevilla and have a soft spot for Deportivo La CoruŮa. But this yr it look like i'll be eagerly watching Real. I kept an eye out for them last year cuz I wanted to see Huntelaar sweat. But this yr as much as CR7 is a panty man and I ent like Kakahole I must admit that the midfield with Granero, and I have no clue who is the fourth starter is the stuff wet dreams are made of. Benzema and Negredo have me realllly excited and they still have Huntelaar, HiguaŪn, and the Ďbound to scoreí purgers, van Nistelrooy & Raķl.

This side soo sweet I hadda vibes my dentist I think as much as I hate RM I buying a jussey and bringing out mih grey RM UCL scully that I buy when I went a game to support McManaman like hmmm maybe it was about 7 yrs ago whey time does real pass boy.
RM RM RM RM RM
What allyuh say fellaz?

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Fantasy League / Fantasy Football
« on: November 04, 2008, 09:25:42 AM »
Besides Uefa.com's editions of Fantasy Football and the EPL versions are there any other leagues? as I find EPL hard as I don't watch shitty leagues (no offence) so it hard to pick the bargain palyers, I only survive on UCL Uefa because I watch Dutch German Spanish and Italian leagues.

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Jokes / Letter from Husband to wife‏
« on: May 10, 2008, 11:07:32 AM »
A husband wrote the following letter for his
 wife and left it on the dining room table:
 
  'To My Dear Wife,
 
 You will surely understand that I have certain
 needs that you, being 64 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very
 happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after
 reading this
 letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
 spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn
 Hotel.
 
 Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight .'
 
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 When the man came home late that night he found the following
 letter  on the dining room table:
 
  'To My Dear Husband,
 
 I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
 being 64 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
 that you are also 64 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
 local college.
 
 I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn,
 I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
 also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
 secretary, he is 18 years old.
 
 As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math,
 you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
 small  difference; 18 goes into 64 a lot more times than 64 goes into 18.
 
 Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'


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Jokes / Guys & Dolls
« on: May 10, 2008, 11:06:21 AM »
The three Dolls in a man's life........

 

 

 


1........His Daughter,

'Baby doll'


2...... ...His Mistress,

'Barbie Doll'


3........His Wife,

  'Panadol'


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Jokes / Best Blond Joke EVER!!!
« on: May 10, 2008, 11:05:31 AM »
> > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
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> > assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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> > He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
> > nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . ...... .
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Jokes / Five truths of life
« on: May 10, 2008, 11:04:18 AM »
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Jokes / Onions
« on: May 07, 2008, 07:39:50 PM »
Mootilal went to a shop to buy onion. As he saw Mr Chin, the shopkeeper.
 
Mootilal : Aye Chin, leh meh geh 2 poun ah onion dey.
Chin : sorry Mooti me have no onion.
Mootilal :buh Chin geh meh at least ah poun nah boy.
Chin : Ah tell yuh me ha no onion!
Mootilal : Chin yuh cyar even spare meh at least one onion boy?
 
At this point chin was getting aggravated with mootilal
 
Chin : Ah have a riddle fuh yuh. If yuh take out de knife from de word breadknife, what yuh get?
Mootilal : knife in breadknife, take that away, yuh get BREAD!
Chin : correct! now if yuh take out de spoon from tablespoon what yuh get?
Mootilal : take away spoon in table spoon yuh get TABLE!
Chin : now if yuh take out de fork from onion, what you get?
Mootilal (after thinking a while): buh Chin it eh have no fork in onion.
Chin : well that is what me trying to tell you - me have no F*****g onion!

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Fantasy League / UCL Fantasy Football League
« on: September 09, 2006, 11:01:45 AM »
Fellas I trying to start up a local league for all forumites to Blaze up some of allyuh men who could jus run mouth :flamethrower:  :rotfl:  the name of the league is th Trini Bush League. Code to join league: 35590-7697  Vibes it Up!!!

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Jokes / Diary of Dog and Cat
« on: March 03, 2006, 09:34:01 AM »
As seen in a dog's diary:


7 am -             Oh boy! A walk!  My favourite!

8 am -             Oh boy! Dog food!  My favourite!

9 am -             Oh boy! The kids!  My favourite!

Noon -            Oh boy! The yard!  My favourite!

2 pm -              Oh boy! A car ride!  My favourite!

3 pm -             Oh boy! The kids!  My favourite!

4 pm -             Oh boy! Playing ball!  My favourite!

6 pm -             Oh boy! Welcome home Mom!  My favourite!

7 pm -             Oh boy! Welcome home Dad!  My favourite!

8 pm -            Oh boy! Dog food!  My favourite!

9 pm -             Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch!  My favourite!

11 pm -          Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed!  My favourite!


As seen in a cat's diary:


Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with

bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,

while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me

going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from

clawing their furniture.



Tomorrow I will use another houseplant as a toilet.



Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while

they  were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the

stairs.



In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once

again  induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair.  I must

remember to try this on their bed.



Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt

to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear

in their hearts.  They only cooed and condescended about what a good

little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan ..



There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.  I was placed

in solitary throughout the event.  However, I could hear the noise and

smell the food.  More important, I overheard that my confinement was

due to my powers of inducing "allergies."  I must learn what this is

and how I may use it to my advantage.



I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The

dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.  He is

obviously  a half-wit.



The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks

with them regularly.  I am certain he reports my every move.  Due to

his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.



But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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Jokes / the fly and the pussy
« on: February 10, 2006, 10:27:43 PM »
Is this an example of symbiosis?
 In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I move down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."  There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh... if that fly moves down three inches, I can eat  him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly moves down three inches that fish will jump for the fly... and I will grab him." It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that  fly moves down three inches...and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch." You probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there's more... A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly
moves down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear  and drop his cheese sandwich." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought - as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake
around  lunch time - "Gosh... if that fly moves down three inches...and that  fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...then I can have mouse for lunch." 

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks...the cat falls into the water and drowns.
 
The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three
inches, some pussy is in serious danger.  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Football / E'to vs. Drogba
« on: February 03, 2006, 12:24:35 PM »
From UEFA site:
Star strikers on semi-final quest
Friday, 3 February 2006
by Matthew Spirofrom Alexandria

A host of European-based players will be on display in Egypt as the African Cup of Nations quarter-finals get under way on Friday with a west African derby between Guinea and Senegal.

French-based forwards
Guinea, the surprise winners of Group C ahead of defending champions Tunisia, will be looking in particular to their French-based forwards to upset the Teranga Lions in Alexandria. AS Saint-Etienne playmaker Pascal Feindouno has been in fine form, scoring three of Guinea's seven goals, and he should start on the right with Toulouse FC winger Fode Mansare on the left. AC Ajaccio striker Kaba Diawara will compete with Stoke City FC's Sambégou Bangoura for the role of lone forward.

Diouf doubt
Meanwhile, Syli Nationale centre-back Dianbobo Baldé is likely to come up against his former Celtic FC team-mate Henri Camara who will lead the line for Senegal. The Wigan Athletic FC attacker should continue his partnership with Olympique de Marseille's Mamadou Niang, while Bolton Wanderers FC midfielder El Hadji Diouf faces a late fitness test on a knee injury.

'Given another life'
Senegal's joint-coach Amara Traoré believes his side are underdogs after losing two of their three group matches. "Guinea are in better form than us but after squeezing through by the skin of our teeth we feel we have been given another life here," said Traoré.

Fans favourite
A capacity crowd is expected in Cairo's International stadium later on Friday as the hosts entertain the DR Congo. While the majority of the Egypt team is made up of home-based players, the fans' favourite Ahmed 'Mido' Hossam plays for Tottenham Hotspur FC while the Pharaohs are captained by Beşiktaş JK playmaker Ahmed Hassan.

Leading performer
However, Mido, who scored the tournament's opening goal against Libya, could miss out through injury. "He's having treatment but we're not certain if he's going to play," said Egypt coach Hassan Shehata. There is sure to be one Premiership striker on the pitch, though, as Portsmouth FC's Lomana Trésor LuaLua leads out the Simbas. LuaLua has been his country's star performer in Egypt, and registered in their opening game against Togo.

Rich form
On Saturday, Tunisia take on Nigeria in Port Said hoping that their Toulouse forward Francileudo Santos continues his rich international form. Santos, whose goals fired the Carthage Eagles to the title two years ago, has already struck four times in this tournament, including a hat-trick against South Africa. The Brazilian-born attacker will receive support from ES Troyes Aube Champagne playmaker Ziad Jaziri.

Martins goals
Nigeria have their own in-form striker in Obafemi Martins of FC Internazionale Milano. Martins netted twice late on to sink Senegal on Tuesday and will be partnered either by Stephen Makinwa of US Città di Palermo or Julius Aghahowa of FC Shakhtar Donetsk. The much-hyped SFK Lyn Oslo teenager John Obi Mikel - a target of both Manchester United FC and Chelsea FC - may have to settle for a place on the bench.

Cameroon test
The last quarter-final, also on Saturday, is arguably the most enticing as four-time winners Cameroon tackle FIFA World Cup debutants Ivory Coast in Cairo's Military stadium. The tie pits Africa's foremost two frontmen against each other, with FC Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o on one side and Chelsea's Didier Drogba the other. Eto'o has been the star of the tournament so far, hitting five goals compared to Drogba's two. The pair will go head to head again later this month when their clubs meet in the UEFA Champions League.

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Jokes / No F-in onions
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:55:23 AM »
There was an old lady shopping and to complete her list she was looking for Onions. She went to the produce section couldn't find any she looked throughout all the aisles couldn't find any. So she asked a young man who worked there "where are the onions?" he said "we don't have any" she persisted " you must have some" he said a little annoyed "lady it have no onions" again she continues "check in the back for me nah" the boy loses it barks back at the woman "Woman it have no O-N-F-I-O-N-S!" she thinks for a minute analysing the boys spelling she says "but it have no 'F' in onions!" he says "that's what i trying to tell yuh!" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / ah pay yuh
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:43:59 AM »
 There were three men from the Caribbean living together in London;¬† a Yardie, a Bajan and a Trini who were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.¬† However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan.¬†

          The Yardie went in first. After being seated he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal the waiter came by with the cheque. 

          " I fi pay you already!" the Jamiacan shouted. 

          The waiter was very confused as he could not remember being paid, but as he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the Jamaican leave. 

          Five minutes later the Barbadian walked into the restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine.  When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food. 

          "But I paid you!" The Barbadian shouted. 

          This time the manager came and had to calm down the Bajan, and as he did not want anything to upset the other customers he let the Bajan go. 

          Ten minutes later the Trini walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Carib beers.  After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal and before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it. Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them, so........ 

          Before he could finish, the Trini chimed in loudly "Hear mi nah man, that is Your problem...jus gimme my change boss!" 

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Jokes / KFC
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:36:57 AM »
A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant on d square and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain conciousness. 

Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person away and yelled, "What de ass man! If ah wanted orange, ah woulda fall down in
de market."

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Jokes / CEPEP
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:32:59 AM »
These two government-paid workers were working along the roadside. 

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men. 

A befuddled onlooker went to men and said: "Hold it, hold it. "Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?" 

"Well, we work for the government and we're just dong our job," one of the men said. 

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?" 

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts the dirt back. Now just because Elmer's sick, that don't mean that Leroy and me can't work."   :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / Boy go get ur modda
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:29:30 AM »
A boy and his father from the Caribbean were visting America for the first time. 
The first time they went to a mall, they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slideback together again. 
The boy asked, "Ah whahdat, daddy?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "Son, minevah see notting so inna mi life! Mi nuh know what it is!" 
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. 
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 19-year-old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, says quietly to his son, 
"Bwoy... Go get yuh moddah!" 

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Jokes / Bee Wee
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:25:48 AM »
A guy sitting at an airport bar notices a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"   
 
Hoping she'll speak with him, he leans towards her and says, "Love to fly . . . and it shows!"  She gives him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thinks to himself, "she doesn't work for Delta."
 
A few seconds later, another slogan pops into his head. He leans towards her again, "Something special in the air?"  She gives him the same confused look. He mentally kicks himself and scratches American Airlines off of the list.   
 
Next he tries United, saying "I would really love to fly your friendly skies!" This time the woman barks back at him "Man, wha you want?" 

The man smiles, then slumps back in his chair . . .  "Ahhh, Bee Wee".

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Football / Jaap Stam Leaving AC
« on: January 31, 2006, 09:00:04 AM »
From UEFA site:
After eight seasons playing abroad for some of Europe's most prestigious clubs, Jaap Stam will return to his native Netherlands in the summer to sign for another, AFC Ajax.
Two-year deal
The AC Milan defender, 33, will join the Amsterdam side on a two-year contract for an undisclosed fee having reportedly rejected a chance to rejoin PSV Eindhoven or move to SC Heerenveen. Having previously represented FC Zwolle, SC Cambuur Leeuwarden and Willem II, Stam left PSV for Manchester United FC for ‚ā¨16.7m in 1998. He went on to help the Old Trafford team claim an unprecedented treble of English Premiership title, FA Cup and UEFA Champions League in 1999, playing all 990 minutes of United's European campaign.
'Great asset'
Surprisingly sold to S.S. Lazio for ‚ā¨26.8m in August 2001, he made 70 Serie A appearances for the capital club ahead of a ‚ā¨10.5m switch to Milan in the summer of 2004 on a three-year deal. A UEFA Champions League runner-up last season, Stam has scored once in 34 top-flight matches for the Rossoneri. Ajax were delighted to capture a player of such experience, technical director Martin van Geel saying of the 67-times Dutch international: "We think Jaap will be a great asset to our young and talented team."
©uefa.com 1998-2006. All rights reserved.

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Jokes / Cussing
« on: January 30, 2006, 08:26:28 PM »
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their  bedroom. "you know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,
"When we go downstairs for breakfast,  I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't
know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"  :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Football / Music used in 15 min goal montage?
« on: January 26, 2006, 06:27:15 PM »
Fellaz remember after the Bahrain game there was a 15min goal montage compiled about our journey it was posted on this site. What I want to know is the name of the classical piece of music that accompanied it. Please help mi out nah

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Football / Hardest Stadiums to play in
« on: November 15, 2005, 07:59:26 AM »
in a previous thread about the fox sport world report it was established that everybody fraid to play in Galatassary Turkey which other grounds allyuh feel real intimidating. I have the san siro in italy mexico city in mexico ah believe beunos aires in argentina have a ground that hard to and kiev in ukraine was allyuh opinions?

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Football / Explaination Please
« on: November 14, 2005, 12:49:33 PM »
Whitley and Seaton is the same man how that happen he had some jail trouble or what?

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