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I don't know if you realised that the quality of the Laundry 94 is the best up to now! Just want to let you all know in case improve ment is trying to be achieved  ;D

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Allyu (Dr. Strange + War) is de best! :beermug:
Doh bother to wait for  Omar and dem dat leaving man starving out here

33
I am happy that I am not de only one dat loosing patience. Look how men hearing and finding treasures through this post. Like we lost Omari or what?

34
Yes dis is what ah talking about. Upload and doh have man begging and waiting. We talking de same language.

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Omar, is it possible to set up a site and give us access to get the files like a FTP Site? You must be uploading from a similar site/server right? 

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Omar how could I get a CD/ DVD of what you have now ? I am in Germany.

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Jokes / If the passenger next to you is irritating
« on: September 18, 2009, 01:46:34 AM »
What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1 - Remove your lap top from its bag
2 - Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3 - Turn on
4 - Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5 - Turn on the Internet
6 - Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7 -Take a deep breath and open this site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8 -Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger
 

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What boy, like allyu have a plan  8)
Chinee boi and Dr. Strange doh forget meh eh. Dis music better dan any football game ah ever see  ;D

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So how will I get a copy from Dr Strange when he finish. Ah hope that he eventually gets something to convert >:(
I also tried to write dem fellas with de site but did not get a reply as yet, did anybody else hear from dem?

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Ah starving out here in Germany for exactly dem mixes. Help out ah bredda nah!

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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Re: Let's talk Audio/Visual
« on: September 16, 2009, 05:23:54 AM »
Anybody using FLAC Files (Movie/Music Loss less Format) as yet? What about HD Projectors?

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Fuss dis nice! Thanks,  I would even pay if I knew where to buy them ;D

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Jokes / BWIA
« on: August 20, 2009, 05:22:15 AM »
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.

Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

 

The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.

The card said nothing but 'Nescafe'. Mom was puzzled at first, but then

went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: 'Good till the

last drop.' Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

 

The second daughter sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding and the card read: 'Benson & Hedges'. Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges package 'Extra Long. King Size'. She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

 

The third daughter left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited

for a week......... Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then

after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky

handwriting were the words 'BWIA'.

 

Mom took out her latest Guardian magazine, flipped through the pages

fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BWIA. The ad said: 'Three

times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'

 

Mom fainted…………………………..

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Jokes / Dear Boss
« on: August 18, 2009, 02:22:34 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3lw-eNrFk

Hope that it is acceptable for all ages because it funny toooooo bad. :rotfl:

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General Discussion / Re: 'Forgetful' dad enters court with ganja
« on: June 18, 2009, 07:43:11 AM »
he eh stopping at 50 neither       8)

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General Discussion / Re: T&T Passport Information
« on: May 27, 2009, 02:04:50 AM »
My kids have TnT Passports through me. They were both born in Germany. They have international birth certificates never had TnT birth certificates. Do they need a new birth certificates in order to renew their passports?

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General Discussion / Re: Will you return home to live ?
« on: May 15, 2009, 06:50:41 AM »
This one does really piss me off! that's why i don't care for carnival anymore! as for moving back to T&T, only if it comes back to the way it was when Dr williams was PM, other wise, ah big phat NO!!

I do care for Carnival although I am afraid before I make the trip. Although it will never get back to the days of Dr. Williams (no coke and guns but plenty weed) I wish that it will at least get back some peace and respect. Otherwise the answer for me and my family is NO.  ;D

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General Discussion / Re: Covigne Road locked down as...
« on: April 30, 2009, 05:15:12 AM »
While acknowledging his nephew’s misdeeds, the uncle, however, claimed Kevon used to sell marijuana and part of the proceeds went to particular police officers attached to the Western Division. “He was in racket but not by himself...He was in it with some police,” the man said. “He tell me somebody get pay to kill him and he going down shooting.”

This is the part that I find disturbing and needs to be addressed. >:(

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Football / Re: BAYERN MUNICH FIRES COACH JUERGEN KLINSMANN
« on: April 27, 2009, 08:02:42 AM »
Ah whole lot of people real happy here in Germany that they fire de man. Most of de people still wondering why it took so long.

Klinsmann will probably have to return to the US now because nobody here will give him another chance. If he had success with his innovative ideas in Bayern then many things would of changed in the German football landscape but like we used to say in Trini. "More times".  :beermug:

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Jokes / Re: THE HORSE RACE
« on: April 27, 2009, 12:43:25 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Allyu joking right  :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Re: Directions
« on: April 26, 2009, 01:32:00 PM »
Thanks but are you sure about that answer ? Ah not asking for directions eh!  ;D
Does anybody have a  answer for the spranger question?

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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Re: Directions
« on: April 26, 2009, 05:33:48 AM »
Can someboy tell me why Green Corner is called "Green Corner"?

And I am curious about why people who smoke crack in Trinidad are called "Sprangers".

 ???

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General Discussion / Re: This how they wreck cars in Trinidad now?
« on: April 24, 2009, 01:35:20 AM »
It is so funny how easy you guys start arguing with each other  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Sometimes I feel like I am in Woodford Square.
Thanks  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / If you were a child in Trinidad , you might remember:
« on: April 24, 2009, 01:19:36 AM »
If you were a child  in Trinidad , you might remember:

-  giving someone and receiving a meggie
 
-  collecting empty tic-tac containers for the smell, filling them with water then drinking it

-  you filled empty orchard cartons with air and jumped on it to make a popping noise to scare someone

-  you screamed at the faintest sound of thunder
-  getting licks with a guava whip or a wooden ruler with a metal strip on the side

-  when push point pencils were in style

-  when stationery on a whole was in style, nice erasers were prized: scented and colourful, sharpeners shaped like hamburgers or mechanical pencils and pilot pens, fine-point preferably

-  when 'Bata' was not in style but you had to wear one anyway

-  carrying ah lunch kit with a thermos flask inside

-  reading Enid Blyton, Nancy Drew or The Hardy Boys, Judy Blume, Sweet Dreams or Sweet Valley High.

-  wearing VERY ying, very short, very tight khaki pants to school

-  wearing socks with frills

-  wearing panties with frills on the back

-  the Coca-Cola yo-yo craze

-  how handwriting was a big thing in primary school among girls, you wrote extremely small and extremely neat with care

-  at some point in time, having to ask someone or be asked:
a) if yuh father is a glass maker
b) if yuh have ants in yuh pants
c) if yuh monkey glands acting up

-  you loved pencil cases and you wanted a nice one shaped like a giant pencil with a zip on one end

-  holding hands with a another girl or boy to go somewhere on an outing (everybody, find ah partner!) meant that he/she was your good friend

-  you were a Brownie or a Cub Scout, no one was quite sure what 'Red Cross' people did except you called them if somebody fell down

-  having your skin stained for days with iodine after you fell

-  boys making guns out of paper and shooting each other

-  saying 'ABC, ketch ah crab, put it in ah paper bag' to some First years or Second years

-  you read 'Lucky Dip' and West Indian Readers

-  pennycools costing 25 cents

-  getting excited over the sight of three red beans sprouting on a wet piece of toilet paper in an old mayonaise jar

-  eating condensed milk from the can, tomato balls, paradise plums, chilibibi and planter's snacks

-  wearing poppies on Poppy Day was a fashion statement

-  cheese paste sandwiches with food colouring on Kiss bread cut in triangles

-  playing 'in ah fine castle, do you hear my sissy-o', 'I lost my glove on a Saturday night and found it Sunday morning...'

-  the smell of whitening your shoes

-  in primary school, you methodically collected eraser shavings

-  Netball, Rounders and cricket was serious business!

-  reciting time tables

-  you played catch, red-light/green-light, there's a brown girl in the ring and hand clapping games till your palms stung

-  a re-fashioned balloon was called ah chikey-chong

-  You been to Cleverwoods at least twice for a class outing.

-  Who had the most and prettiest Barbie dolls used to run tings.

-  you made those fortune telling finger toys from copy book paper

-  You used to recite the National pledge everyday, 'I solemnly swear to dedicate my life to the service of my God and my country...' But you cyar remember it now!

-  having to religiously support some curry-q, bar-b-q or chinee-q for the school

-  singing parang in a school Christmas concert or a folk song, 'mangoes...mangoes..'

-  if you went to Catholic primary school: prayers, prayers and more prayers.

Teens of the 90s (early to mid) in Trinidad , you might remember:

-  fellas got an earring too-just one

-  football limes and Intercol

-  no matter where you went to school, Trinity College seemed so far away

-  your identity was defined by your school, there were girls and then there were 'Convent girls' (be that good, bad or indifferent)

-  red band maxis and their hard pong

-  you hoarded coloured ink pens

-  you stressed about SBAs in Form 4 and 5

-  if you travelled home, you had to lime first before you got there

-  CXC lessons and the lessons' lime

-  boys hitting school desks to start a chanting session

-  maxis and maxi conductors were the scourge of Secondary school in these days, parents were always complaining about them

-  you knew at least one girl who was 'dealing' with a maxi-man Knight Rider, Street Hawk and Mc Gyver,CHUNKALUNKS, CHECKERS.....

Or Even Car Man. ....
 
 
 

If you remember any of these, you my friend, are a child of the 80s and early 90s in sweet Trinidad

   


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Dana overs Zen... she shaking she bamsee fuh Jesus now.

Do yuh thing Dana... dust off he hatas and get yuh holy ghost swagger on.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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General Discussion / Re: Photos from the 5th Summit of the Americas
« on: April 20, 2009, 08:31:39 AM »
Thanks, Thanks a million for the coverage.  :beermug:

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Thanks for all the pictures and information people! Allyu better than de Guardian an Express oui. I have not been home in a long time but ah does try to peep at the Internet news to keep up with what is going on. How come I never see any good pictures and never get any good information like in this forum from de newspapers?
Ah feel like ah should stop waisting my time with dem newspapers and only check this site for information.  :beermug:

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Jokes / Re: E-Harmony Rejection Notice
« on: March 25, 2009, 09:12:17 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Football / Re: Sporting vs Bayern
« on: February 28, 2009, 05:32:31 AM »
The Bayern coach Klingsmann is in big trouble here in Germany. If Bayern did not win that game dey would ah send him back to Cali. Anyway dey win but south Germany is still skeptical about his tatics and waiting to see the outcome of de next big game tomorrow  Bayern against Werder

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