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Football / Re: The Stretford End- Home of the Champions
« on: April 25, 2009, 12:12:12 PM »
now d bulgarian slow poke scored 5-2
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Football / Re: The Stretford End- Home of the Champions
« on: April 25, 2009, 12:04:26 PM »
that ball did not cross completely as shown by the goal line cam!!
2 bogus calls bail utd out at OT... what a surprise
2 bogus calls bail utd out at OT... what a surprise
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Football / Re: The Stretford End- Home of the Champions
« on: April 25, 2009, 12:00:51 PM »great come back
started by utd's 12th man....& i ain't talkin about the fans
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Football / Re: The Stretford End- Home of the Champions
« on: April 25, 2009, 11:59:04 AM »
FIG FIG FIG shrek just scored......thnaks webb-head
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Football / Re: The Stretford End- Home of the Champions
« on: April 25, 2009, 11:51:17 AM »well done manu 12 th man yup the referee . not a penalty . even the a die hard manu fan should b able to admit that
agreed......but is fergie & OT so not givin it would be a sin
steups
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Football / Re: The Stretford End- Home of the Champions
« on: April 25, 2009, 11:22:48 AM »Spurs 2 v Man United 0
Evra getting abused, Fergie go have to call social services at halftime.
Gomes looking like a star so far.
yeh d save he pull off on ronaldo follow up after the fk look bad!
not
.......LICKS!!!!! 
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Jokes / Things my mother taught me
« on: April 22, 2009, 07:30:29 AM »
Things my mother taught me 
==========================
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're go-
ing kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out
of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"
My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean under-
wear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you some-
thing to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONS - "Will you "look" at the
dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all
that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado
swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled
because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've
told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting
like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less for-
tunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents
like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get
home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it
when we get home!"
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your
spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your
father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born
in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my
age, you will understand."
And my all time favorite... JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids...
and I hope they turn out just like you!"
==========================
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're go-
ing kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out
of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"
My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean under-
wear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you some-
thing to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONS - "Will you "look" at the
dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all
that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado
swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled
because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've
told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting
like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less for-
tunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents
like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get
home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it
when we get home!"
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your
spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your
father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born
in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my
age, you will understand."
And my all time favorite... JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids...
and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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General Discussion / Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave
« on: April 22, 2009, 07:21:37 AM »
allyuh men had see dis 1?
who for robbing salons in russia?
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Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave
14 April, 2009, 14:05
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.
The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.
The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.
Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.
After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.
She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”
Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.
Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”
After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.
Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.
who for robbing salons in russia?
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Football / Re: La Liga Time Again
« on: April 22, 2009, 02:05:13 AM »Okay, just saw the last 12 minutes of that match. Pepe's reaction was because he felt the striker went down too easily for the penalty. While I still don't agree with it I better understand how he could kick out like that. It was 2-2 late in the game with Madrid scrambling for the result. Passion was high. Again, I am not saying he was right, just that I understand what triggered the madness.
Madrid have that Getafe striker to thank for that result. That penalty is one of the worst I've seen... Casillas dive and get back up and save the ball. I don't believe in that chip penalty shit... either place it or drive it hard. He got what he deserved for trying to papi show a big keeper. While I backing Barca to win I glad Getafe lost the match, fuss I vex with that nonsense penalty.
fully agree esp the last highlighted sentence
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Football / Re: La Liga Time Again
« on: April 21, 2009, 08:08:39 PM »kicker, from the first clip you should be able to see the intent of that kick..
look how he swipe and then kinda look back at the man with ah fury. yuh never see a man get kick up in school? that is exactly how it does look..
On top of that he cuff ah next man in he face?
nah.. early summer for Pepe.
early & long!!! he ban shud be so long that it run into nex season!!
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Football / Re: La Liga Time Again
« on: April 21, 2009, 04:38:15 PM »look at this nahnuttin short of savage & malicious
he need a 9 months to cool off and reflect yes...ball long gone & he still kickin d man
Look like his head was still down and he didn't know where the ball was...
I would hate to think that that was an intentional swipe at the guy...
If that was purely intentional it's not only malicious but incredibly stupid....
kicker... you is ah mad man... his head down oui... but the ball ent up in de fricking air... he damn well know where the ball was...
that is rank stupidness...
exactly....so he know d man dey & the ball no where around. that was blatantly intentional. the first 1 was too cuz he didn't even connect with the ball
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Football / Re: La Liga Time Again
« on: April 21, 2009, 03:53:45 PM »
look at this nah nuttin short of savage & malicious
he need a 9 months to cool off and reflect yes...ball long gone & he still kickin d man
nuttin short of savage & malicioushe need a 9 months to cool off and reflect yes...ball long gone & he still kickin d man
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Football / Re: La Liga Time Again
« on: April 21, 2009, 03:22:12 PM »
yeh but pepe shud have a looooooooooooooooooooooooong ban that lasts well into next season for his BS
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 03:03:56 PM »Arsenal had two disallowed goals that should have stood
really? didn't look so to me....but i haven't seen the replays as yet
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 03:03:10 PM »What's the score my link gone since the 80'.
u shuda check the first page...the link was dey. hard luck u shuda say sooner so we cuda direct u
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:57:08 PM »
4-4
arshavin with 4
benayoun 2, torres 2
arshavin with 4
benayoun 2, torres 2
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:54:13 PM »
f**kin hell!!!!! benayoun.....what a game!
dare i say 5-4?
dare i say 5-4?
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:51:23 PM »
4 for arshavin!!!!!! that man theo again
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:46:59 PM »
WTF!!!! juyt for el figgin zhar!!! STEUPS!!!!!another pu**yhole sub by rafa
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:42:31 PM »
off the line!!! torres again
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:40:14 PM »
FK in a good position...too bad stevie G not playing
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:35:16 PM »
another liverpool chelsea!!!
bendtner put 1 in but offside.
this turning out to be a classic. who came off for babel?
bendtner put 1 in but offside.
this turning out to be a classic. who came off for babel?
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:32:47 PM »Man U could start celebrating now
for real
babel comin on....too late?
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:30:35 PM »
HATTRICK!!!!! for arshavin
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:27:42 PM »
WHAT A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARSHAVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARSHAVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:16:48 PM »
2-1 benayoun
he out cold tho
kuyt wit 2 assists
he out cold tho
kuyt wit 2 assists
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Football / Re: Juventus vs Inter
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:11:37 PM »wait wait wait
You pull him out he mother birth canal to know "daiz just how HE is"? All of us are the sum of our experiences... you didn't walk in dat yute shoes growing up in Palermo to know what he experienced that may have contributed to him being who he is today.
u have a valid point there, but just remember your words the next time u feel the need to belittle and cuss other people on the forum.
Fella I neither "cussed" nor "belittled" you... my apologies if that is how you took it. I mere used a ridiculously exaggerated statement to point out to you just how ridiculously presumptive your statement about Balotelli was.
Too much beef does give yuh cancer
something NOT COMPUTING here
who de hell have Bakes password
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Football / Re: Liverpool v Arsenal
« on: April 21, 2009, 02:09:54 PM »
pinpoint header
pool to go on & win?
pool to go on & win?