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General Discussion / Re: **THE OFFICIAL HUNKS THREAD**

« on: March 01, 2007, 11:01:46 AM »

Thanks ladies...its good to be back! Mrs Abraham, i eh need no security...dey could look but dey cah touch. He eh go let dem. He know he have something good. Why take a chance whe you already have the prize? 
Oh and Cana, i'll always be your lil sista fren! always

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General Discussion / Re: **THE OFFICIAL HUNKS THREAD**

« on: March 01, 2007, 10:01:11 AM »

my official hunk!!!!

who dat Jodie?  Yuh doo-doo?

hi everyone...i know its been forever...but i was balancing work and gym and class. in any case i am back!
Cana girl doh go into shock...iz really me. i eh get married...not yet. but soon eneough though...
Mrs Abraham how are you? yes dat is meh doo doo...meh darlin...my muscle!
thought he would have made a nice contribution to the thread!

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General Discussion / Re: **THE OFFICIAL HUNKS THREAD**

« on: March 01, 2007, 08:47:14 AM »

my official hunk!!!!

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General Discussion / Re: The *UNOFFICAL* WOMEN OF CARNIVAL THREAD!!!

« on: March 01, 2007, 06:41:27 AM »

my girl like she doh wanna part ways with da ah ummmm wood baton in she hand..


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wow wow...look hwo that thing print out ..
axs

i wonder if she know dat looking so?

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General Discussion / Re: a special on!! The *UNOFFICAL* WOMEN OF CARNIVAL THREAD!!!

« on: February 28, 2007, 12:25:57 PM »

Fellas this one special is a fellow forumite in all her glory and splendor  enjoying de mass.
i got permisson from she doh worry..lol

she kinda cute! lol

buh a a look wholol
how u ressurect so.
long time i eh "see" u

hull yuh tail eh...
anyway i know i was gon for long but i still here luv
how tings wit you...ah see yuh start a post for de fellas

long time no see girl... it seems that organic have them special powers to bring yuh back to make a post eh, lol.  dats island people you were in??

gosh gw doh set meh up for no buss ass nah. u see how small i am. i cyah take de kinda lash i go get nah 

lol, I just shocked that so long we eh hear from her and today we get picture AND real time responses

i was shocked when i hear form she too. ah nearly dead. look out side to see if de moon was blue

why yuh making it sound so?

yuh know ah duz check up on yuh now and again....see if yuh alive and well

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General Discussion / Re: How to deal with a Piper/Spranger

« on: February 28, 2007, 12:14:17 PM »

allyuh i eh have no relatives up Pinto named rufus....and ah do tink i have relatives who duz tief cars and ting!

i am slightly upset now

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General Discussion / Re: a special on!! The *UNOFFICAL* WOMEN OF CARNIVAL THREAD!!!

« on: February 28, 2007, 12:09:58 PM »

Fellas this one special is a fellow forumite in all her glory and splendor  enjoying de mass.
i got permisson from she doh worry..lol

she kinda cute! lol

buh a a look wholol
how u ressurect so.
long time i eh "see" u

hull yuh tail eh...
anyway i know i was gon for long but i still here luv
how tings wit you...ah see yuh start a post for de fellas

long time no see girl... it seems that organic have them special powers to bring yuh back to make a post eh, lol.  dats island people you were in??

yea girl IP...
as for de special powers...i eh know bout dat! lol
and mr organic....yuh doh have to fraid de strong manh....he big but he gentle!

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General Discussion / Re: a special on!! The *UNOFFICAL* WOMEN OF CARNIVAL THREAD!!!

« on: February 28, 2007, 11:43:33 AM »

Fellas this one special is a fellow forumite in all her glory and splendor  enjoying de mass.
i got permisson from she doh worry..lol

she kinda cute! lol

buh a a look wholol
how u ressurect so.
long time i eh "see" u

hull yuh tail eh...
anyway i know i was gon for long but i still here luv
how tings wit you...ah see yuh start a post for de fellas

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General Discussion / Re: a special on!! The *UNOFFICAL* WOMEN OF CARNIVAL THREAD!!!

« on: February 28, 2007, 11:39:35 AM »

Fellas this one special is a fellow forumite in all her glory and splendor  enjoying de mass.
i got permisson from she doh worry..lol

she kinda cute! lol

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Jokes / d horner man

« on: November 20, 2006, 11:53:44 AM »

One day Port of Spain was flooded out due to heavy
>rainfall.
>"South people" got to leave work early.
> A young man egarly rushed home to be with his
>equally youthful wife.
>As he pulled up on his driveway, he braved the
>thunderous rain and darted
>into his house.
>To his dismay, his wife's "horner-man" ran outside
>to get away.
>The young husband walked up to his wife and "buss
>two slap in she ass."
>Crying "bucket-ah-drop" she said, "Why yuh slap meh
>for?"
>S he continued... "Dat is d man who buy dem shoes on
>yuh foot.
>Dat is d man who doz help me pay d bills. Dat is d
>man who pay down on d car
>u drivin."
>Totally enraged the husband replied,
>"Dat is exactly why ah friggin slap yuh... yuh go
>hav d man runnin in d
>rain?"

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Jokes / Little Black Riding Hood

« on: November 20, 2006, 07:10:22 AM »

Little Black Riding Hood was getting ready to visit her
grandmother her mother said,
 
"you'd better not go out tonight, little black riding hood
because the big bad wolf is out and you know what  he'll do:
He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black
panties, and screw your little black ass off Little Black Riding
Hood pulled out a shotgun and  said, "Don't worry mother,
"I've got it covered."

So she was walking through the forest when she came across
the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and
said "You  shouldn't be out tonight, Little Black Riding Hood!
The Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do if  he catches
you. He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little  black
panties, and screw your little black ass off, She pull out out the
shotgun and said "Don't worry  boys I got it covered!"
 
As she continued on through the forest,she came across  the Big
Bad Wolf and he said "You shouldn't have come out tonight, little
Black Riding Hood becauseYou know what I'm going to do. I'm
going to lift up  your little black dress, pull down your little black
panties, and screw  your little black ass off.

She lifts up her little black dress, pulls down her  little black panties
lays down on her back with her legs apart, points the  shotgun at
him and says,

"Nah, motha f**ker! You're going to eat me like the  book says............"

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Jokes / Cannibals

« on: November 20, 2006, 07:07:01 AM »

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity,


            "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."


            The cannibals promised they would not.


            Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"


            The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."


            After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."

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General Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday ... to me

« on: November 14, 2006, 09:00:02 AM »

happy birthday girl!

i know what yuh mean wit tings rough at work! i feeling like i slaving away on d Amistad!

hope you had a good one anyway!

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Jokes / the wedding night

« on: November 14, 2006, 07:42:59 AM »

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting   
>> >>   
>> >>married within a short time period. Because  Mom was a bit   
>> >>   
>> >>worried about how their sex life would get started, she made   
>> >>   
>> >>them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a   
>> >>   
>> >>few words on how marital sex felt. 
>> >>   
>> >>The first daughter sent a card  from Hawaii two days after the
>> >>wedding.
>> >> 
>> >>The card said nothing but "Nescafe".  Mom was puzzled at first,
>>but
>> >>then
>>went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.  It said:
>> >>"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
>> >>daughter. 
>> >>The second daughter sent the card from Vermont a week after the
>> >>wedding and the card read: "Benson & Hedges".  Mom now knew to
>>go
>> >>straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
>>Benson
>> >>& Hedges package "Extra Long. King Size".
>> >>She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
>> >>daughter. 
>> >>The third daughter left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.  Mom
>> >>waited for a week......... Nothing.  Another week went by and
>>
>> >>still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
>> >>Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "BWIA".
>> >>Mom took out her latest Guardian magazine, flipped through the
>> >>pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BWIA.  The
>> >>ad said:"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."   
>> >>Mom fainted.

 

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 13, 2006, 11:04:49 AM »

ahemm

lemme start off on ah good note

JodieP
You ain't learn everything from me, cause from knowledge, you have a good head on ya shoulders. But all I did was give you the knowledge I got from my big sister. So let's jus say its ah pass down...and one day I know you will "pass down" dey same knowledge to someone. But doh forget, as ah "big sister" ah could cut ya assta. 

CoCo
Thanks for the compliment, but ah cyah take all credit for dat. All ah could tell ya is ah have good "teachers, supporters and advisors" dat ah holding on too for life. From dem i've learnt alot bout life, and its quite easy to make my decisions and how I want to view things on dey whole.

Mister Duttiness
When ya toes was making plaits like cane-row last nigh ya didn't think ah was born in 1946 doh. Ah sure ya catch ya ass to walk dis mornin 

Mister Hoedown
continue puttin pitch oil and kerosene in dey fire...ah don tell ya ah have how she name number on speed dial.
go ah head and play chief instigator 

see what ah mean i jus give an opnion about what dutty said..i is chief.
i eh chief nuttine xcept horner man..lol

i thought you was the Only horner man...and we was going to make it Official!

the more names assinged to the postision, the more assured it is.

i hear yuh baby!!! if you say so.

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 13, 2006, 10:55:17 AM »

ahemm

lemme start off on ah good note

JodieP
You ain't learn everything from me, cause from knowledge, you have a good head on ya shoulders. But all I did was give you the knowledge I got from my big sister. So let's jus say its ah pass down...and one day I know you will "pass down" dey same knowledge to someone. But doh forget, as ah "big sister" ah could cut ya assta. 

CoCo
Thanks for the compliment, but ah cyah take all credit for dat. All ah could tell ya is ah have good "teachers, supporters and advisors" dat ah holding on too for life. From dem i've learnt alot bout life, and its quite easy to make my decisions and how I want to view things on dey whole.

Mister Duttiness
When ya toes was making plaits like cane-row last nigh ya didn't think ah was born in 1946 doh. Ah sure ya catch ya ass to walk dis mornin 

Mister Hoedown
continue puttin pitch oil and kerosene in dey fire...ah don tell ya ah have how she name number on speed dial.
go ah head and play chief instigator 

see what ah mean i jus give an opnion about what dutty said..i is chief.
i eh chief nuttine xcept horner man..lol

i thought you was the Only horner man...and we was going to make it Official!

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 13, 2006, 10:44:37 AM »

Thanks Cana...but really though you have been there for advice and to give me thoes "talks" when i needed them! so thanks for that! you will always be my big sis!

Mr. Hoe...yuh want to make de ting OFFICIAL eh! well ah go call yuh and we go work someting out. but ah feel it go have people dat eh go like dat scene at all eh! sall ting...dey come and meet you dey so de go have to chill.

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Jokes / true trini love!!!

« on: November 13, 2006, 09:42:49 AM »

how do I love dee.... let me check the ways....
you are the aloo in my pie d channa in my doubles.
I love you and I love you dearly! you are the salt fish in my buljol
you are the coconut in my sweetbread yuh is d golden ray in my life
just like piece of curry goat head I will love you till I dead
you are the oil in my choka d dumpling in my soup
I love you more than play whe yes I love you bad fuh tru
like a roti and a red solo we are meant for each other
 i'll be always close to you sweet like d sugar in your tea
i'll do anything for you you are the sauce in my stew & hot like fresh hops.
in my arms I love to hold you just like a glass of rum
I will stick to you like evo-stick & like gossip and badmind I'll be everywhere you go
 cause you are my puhlorie and I know I am your chutney,
when u call i will come running like a thief on d beetham
oh my pepper sauce yuh sweet like sawine
when my hands caress your body you feel just like a loya of flour
you are sweeter than a snowcone I will give you all I own
you are sweeter than a barfi & soft like piece of pone
 no one can take me away from you not in this life or death
cuz my TRINI gul/bai I love u more than Panday love the IMF(International Monetary Fund)
 

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 13, 2006, 09:15:31 AM »

Coco...i learn everyting i know from meh big sista Cana. she sit meh down and teach meh de tricks of de trade! so i want to nominate Cana for "besssss big sista" award.

Alberta...lol...i eh know what ah do nah...looks like Cana did really know wat she was telling me!

Girl, ah have tuh agreed wid yuh yuh know.  Cana is one woman who is a prime example dat wisdom  only belong tuh de aged.  She smart too bad.

ah telll allyuh she born 1946

you go ahead! when she start yuh yuh go know!

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General Discussion / Re: Green Sands?

« on: November 13, 2006, 07:28:45 AM »

daddy used to give me and my sis dis to drink when we was samll...and so we used to feel we big and in de game!....drinkin ting out of bottle! lol...dat used to taste real good!

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 13, 2006, 06:50:13 AM »

 
Coco...i learn everyting i know from meh big sista Cana. she sit meh down and teach meh de tricks of de trade! so i want to nominate Cana for "besssss big sista" award.

Alberta...lol...i eh know what ah do nah...looks like Cana did really know wat she was telling me!

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Jokes / Re: A Tribute to the Polished Hoe

« on: November 13, 2006, 06:45:55 AM »

lol...Mr. Hoe, yuh know iz only ah love we have fuh yuh! and yuh know ah go be yuh ride or die fren through good times and bad...good engilsh or not...yuh know ah got yuh back!

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 11, 2006, 06:50:29 PM »

Ah tink OHM means Only Horner Man 

Big Up!

wah kinda bacanal and confusion is dat . man u go get people in trouble

dem tings could only happen on this forum oui  ah have to check out this jodiep when ah go home for carnival 

Big Up!

but aye aye...Only Horner Man! buti never! Mr Hoe you eh see dat! hummmm
anyway Mr DeSoWa...yuh cud link me when yuh come for carnival...i playing in Island People...and we cud buss a lime or three wen yuh come...jus link meh!

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Jokes / Re: best short joke of the year

« on: November 10, 2006, 11:31:34 AM »

no scene man...i still find is a real good joke!

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 10, 2006, 10:58:13 AM »

I nominate jodie for sexiest woman award 

buh aye aye, thanks eh!...i nominate you for the ummmmmmmmmmmm....OHM award!

 

Organic head Massive?
Obvious Harden Maco?
Organic have Minge?
Oma Headlock Marvin?

keep on guessing...yuh not right as yet. but these are GOOD!!!!!
Mr. Hoe....yuh want to share with Dutty?

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 10, 2006, 10:46:56 AM »

I nominate jodie for sexiest woman award 

buh aye aye, thanks eh!...i nominate you for the ummmmmmmmmmmm....OHM award!

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Jokes / best short joke of the year

« on: November 10, 2006, 10:44:34 AM »

A five-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom",  he asked,  "are these my brains?"

"Not  yet,"  she  replied.

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General Discussion / Re: The Forum First Meggie Awards

« on: November 10, 2006, 08:17:24 AM »

how about "most supportive member" award
and "newest members" award
and maybe the girls could vote for the sexiest guy and guys could vote for the girls...just a thought to make things fun!

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Jokes / Trini

« on: November 10, 2006, 07:54:45 AM »

 

Takes Place in Barbados

     A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is Bajan . She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Bajan too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Charlene has not gone along with the crowd.

     The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not Bajan ." "Then", asked the teacher, "What are you?". Im a proud Trini ." boasts the little girl.

     The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asked Charlene why she is a Trini . "Well, my mom and dad are Trini ,  so i am Trini too."

     The teacher is now  angry. "Thats no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

     A pause and then a smile. "Then," says Charlene "I would be a Bajan ."

 

 

 

I AM TRINI!!!!!

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TOP 10 REASONS FOR WANTING TO BE TRINI

1) Trini Carnival - The greatest Show on Earth



2) Dwight, Brian, Wendy, Machel, Ato



3) Steel pan gone Worldwide



4) We does talk english good n ting



5) Is the land of holidays



6) Liming is the National Pastime



7) We perfected Bacchanal


Everybody know everything



9) All ah we is One



10) Food...'nuff said


Trini Slang

Trini to English

1) Gopaul luck eh Seepaul luck = the luck you have or encounter will not be the same as another person

2) Ah fed up = To be tired of a situation

3) Yuh like ah tic = You are annoying, You nag all the time

4) To harras = to bug or annoy someone whil he/she is busy

5) Meh head hot = I have much on my mind, Plenty worries

6) Ah eh payin' tax fuh meh mout' = freedom of speech

7) Yuh luk fuy dat = You deserve dat

                              and WAYYY too much more tuh write

 

 

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General Discussion / Re: Dear Doctor Dutty...

« on: November 09, 2006, 10:26:34 AM »

Oh Lordy! ah needed to read something like this!....lil stressed out here at work...but dis just make my day! dis shit was funny!
ah love it yes....lol