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Jokes / blonde wit deodorant
« on: March 19, 2006, 07:55:33 AM »
A blone walks into a drugstore and she asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant..
the pharmacist,a little bemused,explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodroant,and never have..
Undaunted,the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from the store on a regular basis,and would like somemore.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacists,"we don't have any!!"

"But i always get it here!!!" says the blonde
"do u have the contianer it came in???"

"Yes!" says the blonde, "i wil go and get it"

she returns with the container and hands it to teh pharmacists who looks at it ans says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
    The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and read out loud from the container" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / Re: Sergeants
« on: March 19, 2006, 07:44:33 AM »
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:woi woi that one reall badd dreds!!!!

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Jokes / Re: for my beer lovers!!!
« on: March 18, 2006, 08:23:08 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:this one real badd dredssss...

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Jokes / Re: Trini death row joke
« on: March 18, 2006, 08:19:48 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:o gwad that one badd they...u see how we trini's smart

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Jokes / a boy,man and donkey
« on: March 18, 2006, 08:16:25 PM »
Boy, Man and Donkey



An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on
the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed
some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking &
the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they
changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he
makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some
more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a
decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful
to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to
carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their
grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...


Kiss your ass goodbye. :devil: :devil:



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Jokes / Re: how disgusting
« on: March 18, 2006, 08:15:30 PM »
 dat one badd dredsssssssss..i still laughing

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Jokes / Re: try out de shoes boy
« on: March 11, 2006, 07:06:35 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: that was like soo funny...omg i cant stop laughing

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Jokes / Re: This is not ah racial joke
« on: March 06, 2006, 07:12:14 PM »
oh yea i heard that defore....

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Jokes / Re: Toilet paper!
« on: March 06, 2006, 07:09:30 PM »
nah dreds that one win it all.tha badd!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / "shoot rite under ur left breast"
« on: March 05, 2006, 08:38:20 AM »
MILDERED was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
she decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was already so badly broken in the first place.
not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone,she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"on a woman,"the doctor said"your heart would be jus below ur left breast"
later that night,Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Football / Re: TRI vs ISL Photo Thread...
« on: March 05, 2006, 08:25:53 AM »
 :-*o gorsh thanks for the pics of my hunny*carlos edwards*.he look fwine..nuff respect.pCe

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Jokes / Re: Carnival WARNING!
« on: February 15, 2006, 06:35:58 PM »
 ;D ;D o gwad this was real badd dreds..

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Jokes / 10 commandments of a teenager
« on: January 10, 2006, 05:15:04 PM »
10  Commandments of a Teenager!!!

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
        are sleeping.
         
        (why wait?)
         
         
        2)thou shall not do drugz
         
        (alcohol last longer)
         
         
        3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.
         
        (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
         
         
        4)thou shall not get arrested for
        vandalism.
         
        (destruction has a bigger effect)
         
        5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.
         
        (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
         
         
        6)thou shall not get in fights.
         
        (just start them)
         
         
        7)thou shall not skip class.
         
        (just take the whole day off)
         
         
        8)thou shall not strip in class.
         
        (hooters pays more)
         
         
        9)thou shall not think about having sex.
         
        (as nike sayz just do it)
         
         
        10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
        the street.
         
        (just leave them in the  middle)  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

enjoy pplz
         


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Jokes / Re: Dark in here
« on: January 01, 2006, 07:31:40 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:..that one real badd..i like it  :rotfl:

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Jokes / Nurse Nancy n Doctors
« on: January 01, 2006, 07:29:40 AM »
TWO DOCTORS ARE IN THE HALLWAY COMPLAINING ABOUT NURSE NANCY..
"SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!"THE FIRST DOCTOR SAYS"SHE DOES EVERYTHING BACKWARDS..
JUST LAST WEEK I TOLD HER TO GIVE A MAN TWO MILLIGRAMS OF MORPHINE EVERY TEN HOURS,SHE GAVE HIM 10 MILLIGRAMS EVERY TWO HOURS,HE ALMOST DIED!"
"THAT'S NOTHING,"SAID THE SECOND DOCTOR,"EARLIER THIS WEEK I TOLD HER TO GIVE A MN AN ENEMA EVERY 24 HOURS,SHE TRIED TO GIVE HIM 24 ENEMAS IN ONE HOUR!"
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HEARD A BLOOD CURLDING SCREAM FROM DOWN THE HALLWAYS..
"O MY GAWD! I JUS REALSIED THAT I TOLD NURSE NANCY TO prick mr. smith's boil!!!"" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / toilets
« on: December 27, 2005, 10:46:20 AM »
three men went into a store to buy toilets

man 1:  "im looking for a glass toilet"
sales man- "there u go.enjoy it"

man 2: "im looking for a wooden toilet"
sales man- "there you go.enjoy urself fully"

man 3: "im looking for a toilet that sings"
sales man- "we are the only store that sells them.have a nice time"

1 week later the men came back.
man 1: "aye we all back here boy!! my glass toilet broke.a stone hit it"
man 2: "termites ate my toilet and i had to use an outhouse"
man 3: "nuttin eh wrong with my toilet but its jus that everytime i go to
            sit on it ,it plays the national anthem and i have to stand at
            attention" :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / Re: Ogado
« on: December 26, 2005, 01:00:24 PM »
this real funny boi!!! :rotfl: gud one

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Jokes / Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
« on: December 26, 2005, 12:57:31 PM »
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You... 
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried

But All It Was...
Was Another Guy, 
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You 
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!   ;D

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Jokes / no trousers..no benz
« on: December 26, 2005, 12:54:06 PM »
This guy went to work without realizing he did not zip his trousers.

His secretary noticed and said to him "You did not close the garage."

The guy did not understand so he went to call his wife and
asked if the garage door was closed.

His wife said" "of course honey, the garage door is closed."
The guy went to his secretary and told her that his wife said the
garage door was closed. The lady realized that he did not understand
her so she moved a little
closer and said,

I mean you did not zip your trousers".

The guy said,"ok" and went to his office and zipped his trousers.

When he came back he said to his secretary:

"When the garage was open, did you see my Mercedes Benz?"

The lady said, "No, only a Mini-Cooper with two flat tires" :rotfl:

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Jokes / If the rubber wouldn't have torn
« on: December 25, 2005, 09:32:35 AM »
Kissing is a habit 
F***ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain 
The guy says i love you 
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you' 
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain 
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore 
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn   ;D ;D

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Jokes / Re: west indian love story
« on: December 24, 2005, 04:04:37 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: woi woi  :rotfl:

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Jokes / true trini when yuh...
« on: December 22, 2005, 07:52:11 AM »
YUH KNOW YUH IS A TRUE TRINI WHEN:
>Yuh know how to mop a drop.
>Yuh know how to make almost falling down a part of yuh walk.
>Yuh could point with yuh mouth.
>Yuh have a 'jep ness' in yuh gallery. Yuh get sting by them same 'jep' and try to kill the jep wit ah coconut broom and get sting again
>Yuh put ketchup and pepper sauce on yuh Mario's pizza
>Yuh does bite up chicken bone then spit it back on de plate even if eating
>Yuh eat bread and condense milk already.
>Yuh eat roti.
>Yuh make 'bun up' roti.
 >Yuh does call any hot drink 'tea'.
 >Yuh does dip yuh bread in yuh tea.
 >Yuh does say 'boi' at the start of a sentence.
>Yuh does say 'man' at the end of the sentence.
>Yuh does get 'vex' not angry.
>Yuh does call any vaccination an 'injection'.
 >Yuh does say "SO LONG" instead of saying "YES I'M DONE"
When somebody ask  yuh if yuh finish a job.
>Yuh flirt by having a foolish grin while raising yuh eyebrows.
 >Yuh know what is 'cumess' and 'bakanal'.
 >Yuh always in 'cumess' and 'bakanal'.
>Yuh show disappointment by sucking yuh teeth (stupesing).
>Yuh say "whappenin" even at a funeral.
>Yuh tell de host "good night" when yuh arrive at dey house in de evening.
>Yuh put de 'wares' in de sink after eating
>When someone pays you a compliment, yuh tell them "doh mamaguy  meh".
>When someone sympathises with yuh, yuh say "Yuh tink it eeee-z!?"
>Yuh say "FLIM" (film), "AXE" (ask), "PITIAH" (picture), "STATELLITE"(satellite),"CUTLASH" (cutlass) and "MASHEEEN" (machine)
>Yuh know dat a 'lime' is not always a fruit.
Yuh know dat a 'river lime' is not a fruit dat grows by de river.
>Yuh does call lil children 'po po' or 'betah' and yuh girlfriend or boyfriend 'daahlin' or 'pungkin'.
>Yuh walk in de middle ah de road and bawl "Well bounce meh down nah!"
>Yuh know what is a 'salt prune'.
 >Yuh know how to eat 'greens' (watercress).
 >Yuh know what is Hops bread.
>Yuh could talk in any accent of any country to foreigners (or try to) but
automatically switch back to a trini accent when yuh meet another trini.
>Yuh does call soda "sweet drink" and an avocado "zaboca".
 >Yuh does go grocery and ask de cashier "Whe allyuh ha de breez?"
>Yuh does say "Ah could get 1 dey?" meaning "May I have one please?"
>Yuh know what is 'Tabanca'.
 >Yuh know what is 'Baabash'.
 >Yuh drink 'Baabash' when yuh had 'Tabanca'.
 >In normal every day conversation yuh aways happen to say "Wha de >ass?!".
>Yuh say "Ah tellin yuh" ... even if someone is telling you what happened!
>Yuh say "Ah goin down de road" , even if yuh going very far
>Yuh know what is 'licks'.
 >Yuh know what is a 'Bailnaa'
 >Yuh get 'licks' with a 'bailnaa', guava whip, swizzle stick or pot spoon.
 >Yuh does say "Ah goin out dey to come back".
 >Yuh know what is 'chow'.
 >Yuh could make 'chow' with almost anything.
 >Yuh know wat is 'dhal' and yuh could drink 'dhal' alone.
 >Yuh always late and does say "is only 5 minutes, small ting".
> Yuh always bad mouthing people even if they look better than u

hope yall enjoy it..bless up!! :)

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General Discussion / Re: Are you making d switch from TSTT to Digicel?
« on: December 21, 2005, 03:36:45 PM »
TSTT. digicel would be good for the first month then they end up worst than tstt.yea and they did mess up our cricket.all i kno is TSTT ALL THE WAY!!

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Football / WE BEATING ENGLAND
« on: December 21, 2005, 02:26:03 PM »
IF ENGLAND FEEL THEY COULD BEAT WE BECAUSE WE THE SMALLEST COUNTRY THERE.. THEY LIE!!!..FOOTBALL ENT ABOUT BEING THE BIGGER COUNTRY OF NUTTIN LIKE THAT..ITS ALL ABOUT WHO IS THE BETTER TEAM ON THE DAY..SO IF THEY FEEOL SO ALL I GOTTA SAY IS"WE WARRIORS COULD DO IT"AND"WE WARRIORS COMMING..BEWARE" :) :) ;D

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Football / Re: naps did well
« on: December 07, 2005, 01:08:32 PM »
well jed i jus get this bout 2 days now nah.so i thaught ah mite jus post on it.

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General Discussion / Re: Trinidad Express what De???
« on: December 06, 2005, 08:11:39 PM »
hard luck dey fadda.but all ah dat in life.dont worry jus stay with ur family as one .pCe :)

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Football / naps did well
« on: December 06, 2005, 08:06:37 PM »
naps play real gud this yr.i must admit.so big up to the naps guys. :-*but fatima played a gud game also.vessgny must get big up too.but i didnt like after the match with naps n fatima how them fatima ppl started quarreling with we naos supporters!! that wasn't right.. ::)

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