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Jokes / How the fight got started

« on: January 27, 2009, 02:59:02 PM »

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

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Football / Re: football tickets

« on: January 24, 2009, 06:07:32 PM »

hello
my name is Robert and I am from Poland and I am collector of football tickets.(used)
I am searching a tickets from T&T league and national team
Can you help me? I can offer you a lot of sport souvenirs from Europe.
Thanks !
my e-mail  kijevo89@gmail.com

Yeah, I could definitely help you.  Is this a prank?

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Other Sports / Re: Giselle Salandy (Accident)

« on: January 04, 2009, 04:18:16 PM »

truly sad! First Richard Thompson (luckily he survived) now Jizzelle our boxing hero.  Who next? 

RIP Jizelle

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Jokes / The Flight Attendant

« on: December 05, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

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Jokes / Smart Ass Guy

« on: December 05, 2008, 03:22:25 PM »

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
 
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
 I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs El Salvador game (11-Feb-2009).

« on: December 05, 2008, 03:19:14 PM »

now dats what ah talking bout.   Thnks for de update Flex.

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 19, 2008, 09:26:01 PM »

CONGRATS TO THE SW!!!  Til next year.

Thanks to all those who kept the outsiders updated.
Too bad ah cyar go honk mih horn in the US and run out the road singing Soca Warriors chant.

But ah go sleep nice 2nite.

 

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 19, 2008, 09:03:01 PM »

who would allyuh say was de man of the match?

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 19, 2008, 08:50:34 PM »

how much more mins of added time? d game over yet?

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 19, 2008, 08:41:58 PM »

 

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 19, 2008, 02:00:24 PM »

allyuh keep mih posted about de scores tonight jes in case dem links doh wuk.

bless

it still floodin there?

go TnT 

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 18, 2008, 08:23:46 AM »

anyone know if we could get to see this game in the US live - any links???

i highly doubt it will be on tv. as for links...we could only hope and pray.

http://www.livesoccertv.com/schedules/2008-11-19/

Thanks man, I could give you a big kiss, but I will hold back 
You saved the day!

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Jokes / Re: U.S. has invented a machine that catches thieves

« on: November 15, 2008, 09:29:56 AM »

Don't Laugh!!

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;

Spain , in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;

Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;

Nigeria in 5 minutes it caught 9,000 thieves


Trinidad & Tobago, in 3 minutes the machine was stolen.

I thought I told you not to laugh??

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: November 15, 2008, 09:24:49 AM »

anyone know if we could get to see this game in the US live - any links???

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Football / Re: Russell the rescuer rides again

« on: October 31, 2008, 09:49:49 AM »

Dah Headline scare meh yes........I swear de man retire again

me too boy.  I was expeccking to see that he say he quit.  very misleading headline
 

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: October 27, 2008, 09:11:51 AM »

Hear nah we boy Jack not easy. He schedule we game for 9:00pm. which is a later start than the Guat/USA game. So we will know exactly what we have to do. They cyar beat Jack and he tricks nah. but we go take that.

De man is a genius.....
Ah corrupt genius 

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs Cuba Game (19-Nov-2008).

« on: October 27, 2008, 09:02:57 AM »

ah real vex ah won't be here for this one. steupps   Dey coulda put it on a day I would be here man
Any links for the US?

Allyuh fellas, enjoy allyuh self.  i would be online like a jumbie looking for score updates.

GO Warriors!!!

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Jokes / Re: Another Blonde

« on: October 18, 2008, 01:24:19 PM »

 

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Football / Re: Warner holds talks with 'Magician'

« on: October 17, 2008, 10:09:40 AM »

Jack only playing with Latapy emotions.  Why yuh so evil man?  Ah thought yuh change after that earthquake in China!
He going to set up Latas again, watch and see.

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Football / Re: Birchall to leave Coventry City.

« on: October 17, 2008, 10:05:27 AM »

I doh know what match alyuh was watching but Birchall play LEVEL shit against de US.  Not even one spanner, cap or furs, no rolly polly on de line, he didn't embarrass nobody on dat US side or get de crowd to bawl once.  Dis boy just running up and down all over de field like a chicken with he head cut off but not trying to beats nobody...what kinda shit is that?  Hopefully de coaches get some sense and bring back Dwarika or Hardest or somebody who can share some kinda beat and bring some respectability back to T&T's midfield.   

classic example of someone who does not know a thing about football.

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Football / Re: How good is scotty?

« on: October 16, 2008, 03:34:37 PM »

This guy scottland has been eager to show what he's made of and fails to impress me. I don't know for other people on this board but is either the league he's playing in is shitty or he just can't score in international football....

Have you considered the leagues in which he has had his successes  ? ....not really top notch
I agree he is a bit predictable and therefore easy to keep quiet. reminds me of the  put your head down and run type ...
he needs to take a few lessions from Latapy who gets out of trouble ..he seems to always run into trouble ....
he wont be around for much longer I would think ...not after KJ returns ..

Scotty is good.... and will score..... give him time.....

we don't have time, fella.  we need results instantenously

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Football / Re: Looking at Mr. Warner on CNC morning show

« on: October 16, 2008, 02:24:39 PM »

Mr. Warner has now publicly said that if Brent Sancho is playing consistently and in good form, he will be selected to the national team. He even went so far as to say that while he may differ with him on certain matters, he considers Brent Sancho as one of his favourite players on the field.

He dodged the question on Kelvin Jack, implying that Maturana has the final says so on selected the squad, e.g. bringing Clayton Ince back into the team for the return in Guatemala.

He says Maturana is no longer interim is in on a one year contract, which will be renewable on a yearly basis.

Much of the interview was highly politicized predictably, but I though that the comment about Sancho was priceless.

EDIT* He also PROMISED that we will get to South Africa.

and since when we does believe anything Jack says

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Football / Re: How good is scotty?

« on: October 16, 2008, 02:20:11 PM »

This guy scottland has been eager to show what he's made of and fails to impress me. I don't know for other people on this board but is either the league he's playing in is shitty or he just can't score in international football....

Have you considered the leagues in which he has had his successes  ? ....not really top notch
I agree he is a bit predictable and therefore easy to keep quiet. reminds me of the  put your head down and run type ...
he needs to take a few lessions from Latapy who gets out of trouble ..he seems to always run into trouble ....
he wont be around for much longer I would think ...not after KJ returns ..

At least someone shares my sentiment! no disrespect to jason scotland , but he have no moves , he can't dribble that well, he's slow, don't run @ the defence in the box to draw fouls.

i can't see him playing in front of the other available strikers. he failed to impress me since the first bahrain game, let alone the bermuda game where he bumed.  bring back roberts.

you are right. Scottie can't outrun anybody on the pitch.  I feel i faster than he.  he is a bit slow and that messed up our chances to get some more goals. 

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs USA Game (15-Oct-2008).

« on: October 16, 2008, 06:59:11 AM »

Sweet victory last night!  Thanks SWs!
Hopefully good riddance to Guatemala.

my men of d match go ha to be Birchall & Tallest (great defending man)

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Football / Re: Any chance of a full stadium today?

« on: October 15, 2008, 01:12:51 PM »

Our team needs all the support they can get. I know it's probably wishful thinking but it would be nice to go there to see the place FULL. Any one have an idea of how many tickets have been sold thus far?

no chance of a full stadium.  they still selling tickets right now

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs USA Game (15-Oct-2008).

« on: October 15, 2008, 01:09:05 PM »

watch what happens when he commits a dirty foul on Carlos Ruiz, and the ref decides not to eject the player after he figures out that Dwight was involved. 

What was so dirty about dis foul? 


FINISH HIM!!!

Yorke shoulda stamp on he stones too and done

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs USA Game (15-Oct-2008).

« on: October 15, 2008, 08:09:48 AM »

if anybody doh have tickets for de game this evening, the HCS selling tickets now and there is no rush for tickets so go now and get yuh ticket now before it run out.  doh be crying dis evening if yuh doh have a ticket.

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Football / Re: Thread for the T&T vs USA Game (15-Oct-2008).

« on: October 15, 2008, 06:14:56 AM »

Curious to know who allyuh think the US prefer to make it betweem T&T and Guatemala.
I would say T&T but that is my opinion.

T&T of course.  Dem Guatemalans is ah set ah hooligans. 
But it does not matter because jes as we beat Mexico B squad the last WCQ, we go mash up USA B squad today...... ah hope

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Football / Re: Just came back from Guatemala.

« on: October 14, 2008, 03:40:24 PM »

Sam, yuh jes make my evening, fella  
Ah was sour for the whole day until I read yuh post.

Real funny shit.  ah glad allyuh make it out there alive. and to think i was contemplating going over there to watch de match.  

 

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Football / Re: How would you rate Jason Scotland's Saturady Performance?

« on: October 13, 2008, 02:42:09 PM »

he play like he did not want to sit down on dat bench. 

Good start by him.  I actually thought he was going to score at some points.
We need dat kinda pace on Wednesday.