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Football / Madness
« on: April 14, 2006, 01:11:18 PM »
Looks pretty but will it score goals. I don't think so

http://www.chinlone.com/reel.html

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General Discussion / Jus Curious
« on: April 03, 2006, 08:46:40 PM »
What is the latest development on the Trinidad & Tobago Barbados maritime dispute?


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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Is this Iwayne's reply to Bunji???
« on: February 18, 2006, 07:51:33 PM »
If you recall a while back I Wayne said that soca was devil music ( see http://www.ttgapers.com/Article1294.html ). TO which Bunji sang a song asking if he was mad or what and now I came across another song where I-Wayne is singing burn Carnival, is this a reply to Bunji's song ???

The name of the song is Life Seed Below is a link to the video
http://www.muzikmedia.com/videotop.aspx#mv381

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Graduation day is fast approaching and I am faced with the question do I want do return to beautiful TNT. I must ask is TNT only beautiful in my mind in those cherish memories of growing up. Every day I read the local papers and I am dismayed by how much the land of my birth has changed. I concede every where has it problems, and the solution to problems begins with the leaders, but what choices do we have; a despot, who embodies the notion if I can't have no one else can, or a lunatic who fancies himself Gorge Bush and the president grounds his White house lawn. When will we ever have a real choice and not the apparent lesser of two evils.

Disheartned

Govt must tell me why ( letter from the Guardian)

Why is the Government of this beautiful country so corrupt? How can educated men in high positions act like teenage boys over some marbles?

Why do the people in power string lower-class citizens along, fill our heads with lies and promises that may or may not happen?

Why aren’t the police solving crimes? Why are they involved? Who is protecting us? I do not mean the blimp.

Why are there so many houses for the upper class? There are not that many of them.

Where are the houses for the middle class? How can a lower-class person buy a house without going through the HDC? Where is the affordable housing?

Where is water for all? I don’t mean the water tanks they put on the hill for the poor people.

Why are all our roads bad? We have the lake, for crying out loud.

Where is the 2020 vision?


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Jokes / High School Sweet Hearts
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:21:08 AM »
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high
school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each
other in 10th grade. When they graduated,
they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a
college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed
to be faithful to each other and spend
anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home,
and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he
emailed her, she took days to return his
messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this
very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back
her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she
wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was
pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a
great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to
her parents.

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Jokes / Orgasmic Simulator
« on: February 09, 2006, 11:20:14 AM »

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Jokes / The rules of men
« on: January 17, 2006, 11:24:47 PM »
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules  from the male side.

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.
                         Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
                         Subtle hints do not work!
                         Strong hints do not work!
                         Obvious hints do not work!
                         JUST SAY IT!

‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both ,if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as: Sex, Sports or Cars

You have enough clothes

You have too many shoes

I am in shape. Round is a shape.


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Jokes / Yuh know it's time to burn that Trini passport when
« on: January 12, 2006, 01:35:20 PM »
Yuh know it's time to burn that Trini passport when...


1. You require a straw to drink from a coconut...
2. You start tellin' people "hi" instead of "AYE BOY"...
3. Yuh cyar walk bare feet on the hot pitch like long time...
4. You don't know what "woi" and "mamaguy" mean
5. You say "Y'all" instead of "ALLYUH"...
6. You queue up in an orderly fashion...
7. Your accent changes by the time you land in the airport
8. You forget how to climb a tree
9. You start saying 'buck' instead of 'a red' or 'dollah'
10. You feel comfortable at 0 degrees celcius
11. You ask "Bunji who?"...
12. You start asking for "slight" on your doubles
13. You eat roti with a knife and fork...
14. You forget what month Carnival is
15. You prefer grits, green eggs and ham, over two doubles or an aloo pie for breakfast
16. You say soda,softdrink and pop instead of sweetdrink or SwEEdRink
17. You start saying "how are you?" instead of "wha iz de scene?"...
18. You can't remember what is a "latrine" or "outhouse"...
19. Yuh start saying "give me a holla" instead of saying "gimmeh ah call dey"...
20. You forget what a clean - neck chicken looks like
21. Yuh skin colour get 5 shades lighter, and yuh gettin sun burn when yuh go to de beach..
22. Yuh accustom saying "Quarter" rather than saying "Bobb"...
23. You ketch urself trying to remember how to wine
24. Yuh start saying "it's doesn't matter" instead of "small thing!"...
25. You fete carnival friday to tuesday, but you can't go beachlime ash wednesday cuz your too tired!!...
26. You always have to wear on at least a slipper, even if you are in the house
27. You say "I was in the bathroom" when you really was in the toilet
28. You are actually sober on Friday nights
29. Yuh asking for some "tobasco Sauce" or "hot sauce" instead ah some kucheela or peppah sauce...
30. Yuh start saying spinach instead ah bhaji, potato instead of aloo, chick peas instead of channa...
31. Yuh stop yuh boy from pelting a dog and start lecturing him bout animal rights...
32. You say "long time no see" instead of "whey the f**k yuh was? Like they did lock up yuh mudderc**t or wha?"...
33. Yuh doh 'steups' anymore when tings have yuh vex...
34. Yuh cyar tell de differnce between Soca and Calypso...
35. You have to think twice bout speeding up or slowing down on a yellow light...
36. Yuh can't eat in SOHAREE LEAF when yuh go to ah indian wedding...
37. Yuh start tuh tink dat a "maxi" is some kinda personal hygienic ting...
38. Yuh actually start tuh try to eat yuh KFC wit a fork!!...
39. Yuh afraid to ride in deh back of ah pickup...
40. Yuh start sayin that yuh "want tuh make out with a female" instead
of "ah going tuh buss ah f**k on ah sweet thing now"...
41. Yuh start watchin people funny when they put ketchup on pizza...
42. Yuh worried dat the red stuff in "red mango" not good fuh ya...
43. Yuh have to ask somebody what tune win roadmarch dis year...
44. Yuh stop eatin' sugar cake, toolum and paw paw balls because dey have too much calories....
45. Yuh worried about not gettin enough sleep at Carnival time...
46. Yuh fraid to laugh out loud because people might "look at yuh funny..."
47. Yuh feelin' embarrass to 'storm' ah party....
48. Yuh start making road signals when yuh driving ....


If you answer Yes to more than six..... yuh have officially crossed over....is time to 'bun' yuh passport

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