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General Discussion / Re: wdf happening in syria?

« on: September 13, 2013, 05:30:10 AM »

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General Discussion / Re: Contract for billion-dollar rail system by September.

« on: September 10, 2013, 02:08:44 PM »

could we have maintained this? police cars, buses, ferry, stadiums, hospitals/health centers the list is very long. we never seem to have a plan to maintain.

we could have hired a private company to run it.

well oh gorm is now yuh go see Jack and Junior sammy suddenly in de rail industry......

I want to know ah go happen to de train when it in mid-run and current gorne

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General Discussion / Re: wdf happening in syria?

« on: September 10, 2013, 02:03:08 PM »

So Russia says give up the weapons to avoid a strike - back room diplomacy or another chess move.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/russia-syria-chemical-weapons-international-control_n_3893951.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

kerry say dat was de master plan all along 

ah think is time to send in Secretary Rodman to iron out the details

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Football / Re: T&T snatches 3rd-place from host Saudi.

« on: September 09, 2013, 01:18:03 PM »

Fourth and Fifth minutes??!!

Wey sah..dais Beast Baller

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General Discussion / Re: wdf happening in syria?

« on: September 06, 2013, 02:53:11 PM »

Obama gone senile and grey...i feel dey hypnotize him!

Ent...pure Bazodee
especially since dat 'red line' phrase was ah Netanyahu-ism

Poor Obama, some adviser cause de man to jam up heself on the global stage

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General Discussion / Re: lying about lewd photo, won't quit

« on: September 06, 2013, 02:45:13 PM »

Allyuh T&T NY;ers should boycott Carlos Danger

He ignore we country with he chants of desperation
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/03/anthony-weiner-caribbean-accent-west-indian-day-parade-video_n_3860325.html

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Football / Re: Lasana Liburd explains why Anil Roberts must be fired quickly

« on: September 04, 2013, 09:52:15 AM »

Decent piece dey Liburd

Too bad your columns are not syndicated into a daily T&T paper for more exposure
me eh even know amin was ah boxer

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Football / Re: Hart Shouldn't Write off College Players

« on: September 04, 2013, 09:04:22 AM »

So far, we have de T&T senior mens football team head coach not jes coachin de senior men's national team, but he should also....

develop younger players
scout US college players and make arrangements fuh dem to train in camps rong Christmas time
teach man how to trap, pass, tackle, head de ball and shoot.  Also how not to run offside, positional play and goalkeeping tips.  Throw ins optional
make sure coaches and players get paid on time
pick men who unavailable
develop de pro league
develop de super league
develop womens football
ensure local coaches, players from Tobago, indians, white boys, chinee, and any other minority get equal opportunity
motivate players dat doh really want to play
get money from anil Roberts and de ministry
attract corporate sponsors
protect de football from jack warner



Anyting else?
 

  NICE!!

... yuh fuhgetout create healthy meal plans for de teams

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General Discussion / Re: Piarco Airport.

« on: September 04, 2013, 09:00:44 AM »

??!!

Whey all dis commin from?!? ,, didnt the t&t taxpayer JES finish buildin ah new Piarco airport ...complete with a 40ft giant braille sign for the blind people to read

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General Discussion / Re: Some serious driving

« on: September 03, 2013, 06:35:45 AM »

Dem people ha serious issues with Vodka and overtaking oui...makin T&T drivers look safe & sane by comparison

Even de military pilots like dey drinkin in de cockpit WDF??!!

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Other Sports / Re: World Junior Swimming Championships

« on: September 03, 2013, 06:31:12 AM »

Leaving Dubai for home tonight a very satisfied coach!

blow yuh horn breds

Pleased to see you and yuh charges flyin we flag high in foreign pools

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Other Sports / Re: Ex-boxing champ Morrison dies at 44

« on: September 03, 2013, 06:28:24 AM »

He fight Foreman?!??..dem two is practically generations apart

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General Discussion / Re: wdf happening in syria?

« on: August 30, 2013, 05:38:46 AM »

UK parliament vote and de brits eh going syria.

red red line make he forget but like obama forget he cyah vote "present" for this one.

he paint himself in a corner trying to outplay russia.

yuh lorse mih with de second line,,wha da mean?

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General Discussion / Re: Drive-In Sex Garage

« on: August 30, 2013, 05:35:28 AM »

I wonder if this will work in T&T?

T&T had dat years ago....without de boxes
Dey use to call it 'by de foreshore'

Even wit de boxes, everybody gettin robbed naked by predators

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General Discussion / Re: Cable cars for Laventille......from Fort Picton to City Gate

« on: August 27, 2013, 05:41:41 AM »

Wonderful Idea..... BIG MOVING TARGETS

lol!!

I all for progress an ting, but t&t government really should focus on enhancement quality of life programmes in dem areas rather then enrichin ah nex contractor

whoever leadin de country for the past 20 years studyin macro instead of micro

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General Discussion / Re: FDLE agents arrest Trinidad man for child pornography

« on: August 27, 2013, 05:35:08 AM »

at least he lookin vex

Most of them sickos does have that stupid pedo-smile on dey face in mugshots

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General Discussion / Re: The Difference between North and South Trinis

« on: August 23, 2013, 02:09:05 PM »

The Difference between North and South Trinis
By Quilin Achat (outlish.com)

While North life bursts to the brim with countless social events and limes on D Avenue, is more of a ‘who see who’ fiasco than the traditional ‘neighbour lime’ Southies bussin’ by their friends. Where friends can sit in on the culvert (for the Northerners: a sewer or drain crossing Northerners does cross-dress. Ok, it not so dread but you ever see Saucy Pow in South? Being more sophisticated and in-tune with popular culture than Southies, Northerners embraced the tight pants and cut-off capris before those in South had a chance to say, “Wha de hell!”

 

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General Discussion / Re: The Simple Solution to Tackle Youth Unemployment

« on: August 23, 2013, 12:51:31 PM »

That's interesting, I just read a long article about this topic.

Home Depot Syndrome, the Purple Squirrel, and America’s Job Hunt Rabbit Hole
http://www.upenn.edu/gazette/0113/PennGaz0113_feature2.pdf

Bottom line: Socialize the costs, privatize the profits.

Good Article
Todays companies fixated on the bottom line only,,outsource the product, outsource the labour and have somebody else train the replacements
Oddly enough I watched a documentary just a couple nights ago with the same theme

http://www.cbc.ca/doczone/episode/generation-jobless.html

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Football / Re: Stuart Charles Fevrier

« on: August 21, 2013, 10:42:39 AM »

Look who's back...

de man postin rampath since jack raise again

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General Discussion / Re: Ultrasound machine vanishes from SFGH

« on: August 21, 2013, 10:40:12 AM »

Either some doctor want dat for de private practice....or some guntas tink dey go sell it on ebay


Ppl does teef all kinda chupidness oui...just de odder day two imps teef ah whole Grand Piano from the concourse in Toronto General Hospital
.....jus walk out wit it normal

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General Discussion / Re: Saying hello!

« on: August 21, 2013, 10:36:39 AM »

whapnin chef!!..ah see yuh busy with yuh news articles an ting





btw when yuh makion ah cow heel nsoup, de dumplin does go in first or last?

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General Discussion / Re: Fork In Penis Removed

« on: August 20, 2013, 02:38:24 PM »

man take de phrase go and fork yuhself to ah nex level

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General Discussion / Re: Idaho man allegedly dresses as dog to have sex with cat

« on: August 15, 2013, 02:41:41 PM »

sounds like florida behavior

Ent!!

On de odder hand, even in smartmanChina dey mixin up dog with big cyat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-23714896

China 'dog-lion': Henan zoo mastiff poses as Africa cat


An animal described as an African lion at a Chinese zoo was exposed as a fraud - when the creature started barking in front of visitors.

Chinese media reports said the zoo had replaced its genuine lion with a Tibetan mastiff dog.

A zoo official in Henan province said the dog - owned by one of the workers - was put in the cage when the real lion was sent away to a breeding centre.

Outraged visitors to the zoo in Louhe city said they had been cheated.

 A Tibetan mastiff is a particularly hairy breed
According to a report in the Beijing Youth Daily, the fraud came to light when a mother visited the zoo, in a park in the city of Louhe, to show her son the sounds different animals made.

But when they got to the cage marked "African lion" - which had a sign describing the range and characteristics of the animal - they were shocked to hear the creature bark.

It was then that zoo keepers revealed the so-called lion was actually a Tibetan mastiff, an animal that can have a furry brown coat, making it look a little like a lion.

The woman visitor, surnamed Liu, was quoted as saying: "The zoo is absolutely trying to cheat us. They are trying to disguise dogs as lions."

The chief of the park's animal department, Liu Suya, was quoted by the Beijing Youth Daily as saying the lion had been taken to a breeding facility and the Tibetan mastiff temporarily placed in its cage because of safety concerns.

Other species were also apparently mislabelled; there was a white fox in a leopard's den and another dog being passed off as a wolf.

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General Discussion / Re: De Ganja files

« on: August 14, 2013, 02:56:37 PM »

Don't  tweet about your weed need.

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/08/14/man_tweets_need_a_spliff_york_regional_police_asks_to_tag_along.html

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General Discussion / Re: Inside the Hyperloop: the pneumatic travel system faster than the speed of sound

« on: August 13, 2013, 01:29:16 PM »

Safety?

Toilet?

I'm wondering how people are supposed to take a leak in these things?

  Same way yuh does take a leak in a plane going 500 mph

Kinda limited for space...unless yuh plan to soak yuh golden shower the person in de seat next to yuh

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What about Track & Field / Re: 2013 World Track & Field Championships in Moscow (Sat 10th to Sun 18th Aug)

« on: August 12, 2013, 02:57:28 PM »

Like Ato drink ah gallon ah coffee before he come on de air sunday oui

Sadis talkin to Hammond dey before the 100 final and he was real animated, plenty plenty jerky hand and neck movements.

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General Discussion / Re: How 'Badjohn' Became A Word

« on: August 12, 2013, 02:19:13 PM »

That fellah characteristics and..the tale itself real similar to Mastife story

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General Discussion / Re: Mayor Rob Ford Offers Citizens of Toronto Cocaine

« on: August 12, 2013, 10:14:18 AM »

Dah fatman spiraling downward daily oui

On the bright side...lots of job openings in the mayors office this month

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Football / Re: Forum Rules and Guidelines comments.

« on: August 12, 2013, 10:09:03 AM »

when allyuh makin cow heel soup, allyuh does put de dumplin in first or last?

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General Discussion / Re: Small business loan - need some information please.

« on: August 12, 2013, 10:05:17 AM »

check yuh pm