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General Discussion / SMELTER SHOCKER
« on: February 09, 2007, 07:47:32 AM »
SMELTER SHOCKER

PM blames drug elements for protests

Juhel Browne jbrowne@trinidadexpress.com

Friday, February 9th 2007
 

Drug elements have been fuelling some of the opposition to the smelter that had been proposed for Cap-de-ville/Chatham, Prime Minister Patrick Manning said yesterday.

As such, Manning said the Government "retains an open mind" to rethinking its decision to relocate that proposed smelter from Chatham to Otaheite Bank, as it remains committed to establishing a smelting industry in Trinidad and Tobago.

During yesterday's post-Cabinet news conference at Whitehall, Port of Spain, Manning said he met with a pro-smelter delegation from Chatham sometime last month and was provided with new information about the opposition to the smelter.

"We have had to reluctantly come to the conclusion that some of the drug elements operating in that part of the country have gotten involved in this whole smelter thing and we are trying to determine exactly to what extent that has taken place," Manning said

Yesterday was the first time Manning faced reporters at the weekly press conference since November 2, 2006, when he announced Cabinet's approval of a symposium on smelting which was held in early December, 2006.

During his trip to Ethiopia last week Manning said that the Government expected construction of a smelter to begin this year.

It was while responding to a question on this statement that he spoke of the drug elements being involved in the anti-smelter movement.

He was asked if he really expected people to believe that drug elements would be involved in an environmental issue to which he replied: "It's not an environmental issue at all but if you have that level of activity in Chatham then it precludes further drug activities taking place, well, that is what it is. So it is not environmental at all. It is for them interfering in their business activity."

He said one member of the pro-smelter Chatham delegation, who originally opposed the plant, spoke of being intimidated after he returned from a trip to Brazil where he visited Alcoa's smelting facilities there and became a "convert".

"And in seeking to convert some of his colleagues, several things happened. One, his wife was raped. His house was broken into and his wife was raped, ladies and gentlemen," Manning said.

Manning further said that just before the ruling People's National Movement special convention on industrialisation in Vessigny last month, the smelter supporter received a phone call and was asked about the whereabouts of his dog.

"When he eventually found his dog, the dog was poisoned, his dog was dead and the phone caller told him that if you attended that conference on Saturday then that is what will happen to you. In other words, my dear friends, there is something else that is involved in that," Manning said.

Referring to his meeting with the Chatham pro-smelter group, Manning said the Government heard certain things for the first time "and, therefore, it was clear that our decision making on that matter was not informed by a totality of the facts and therefore subject to review."
 


Ah have to say dis man think that TnT stupid or something...If this smelter ever get built we as ah nation should be ashamed to fall for what is being fed to us.  Could you see drugs men really doing this????  Why not let de smelter get built and den place your drugs ppl to cargo the product through de dam smelter using dat as ah screen???  Manning really thing ppl stupid.  Another thing, if dat area is such ah hot bed for de drug trading den why the fu*k yu doh put ah Coast Guard out post dey and have dem patrol all de time??  Manning really think dat we are cacaholes.......Let me hear alyu

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Jokes / The Koala and the Little Lizard
« on: February 08, 2007, 01:30:30 PM »
The Koala and the Little Lizard
 
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
 

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

 
So the koala looks down at him and says
 
"Fu**********k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
 

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Jokes / Romantic West Indian Poem - Just in time for Valentine's
« on: February 02, 2007, 07:28:29 AM »
Someone must have posted this somewhere, but here it is anyway

You are the essence in my mauby,

De fish in my fishcakes

I love you love you dearly,

You are the lard oil in my bakes

You are the coconut in my sweetbread,

De pigtail in my rice

Just like piece of curry goat head,

I will love you till I dead.

You are the sardine in my gravy,

The dumplings in my soup

I love you more than mi belly,

Yes I love you bad fah true.

Like banana leaf around my conkie,

I'll be always close to you

Sweet like sugar in your bush tea,

I'll do anything for you.

You are the sauce around my Cou Cou,

Hot like sweetbread when it done

I will stick to you like dandruff,

Like the corns upon your toes.

Like the fat around your belly,

I'll be everywhere you go.

Cause you are my black pudding,

And I know I am your souse.

When you call I will come running,

Like when a boar cat see a mouse.

You are the pepper in my pepperpot,

Sweet like sorrel when it mix

You are sweeter than a snowcone and condensed milk

I will give you all I own.

You are sweeter than a hambone, Soft and sweet like cassava pone.

No one can take me from you,

Not in this life or death.

My Panya Boy/Girl I love you,

It's just your mudda me caant tek.

 


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General Discussion / Any 24 fans out there??
« on: January 16, 2007, 01:41:59 PM »
Alyu have to hand it to Fox for picking up this show....I am so hooked now dat I saw all 5 seasons already (If I didn't Jack bauer would hunt me down...Diz what he tell me over de phone  :'( :'( )  Anyway Let me know what my ppl think about dis

Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f**king do it.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f**king dead."

Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

The entire defense budget of the USA is used to keep Jack Bauer in supply of cell phone batteries

Jack Bauer once bit a zombie It turned into Tony Almeida

Jack Bauer shot Helen Keller in the knee to make her talk

When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down

Jack Bauer has been to Mars Thats why theres no life on Mars

This one time at band camp Jack Bauer killed a 6 year old terrorist

When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill.

Jack Bauer once played Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris in a "who has the most testicles contest." He beat them both by a combined total of 46.

Ancient peoples sacrificed virgins to Jack Bauer in anticipation of his birth

Gas prices go up during a crisis because the government needs to pay for Jack Bauer's cell phone bill

Bullets don't kill Jack Bauer because they're afraid to

The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad’s face is because they don’t want Jack Bauer to recognize him

If Jack Bauer was on Brokeback Mountain, there would be no gay cowboys, just dead ones

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.

Terrorists go to prison for protection from Jack Bauer. It rarely actually works.

Every time you blink Jack Bauer kills a terrorist, not because you blinked, but because that how many terrorists he kills.

When Jack Bauer plays Deal or No Deal, the banker ALWAYS offers him a million dollars.

John Lennon, JFK, and MLK Jr all tried to hit on Jack's daughter Kim. The moral lesson is obvious.

Jack Bauer knows every bone in the human body because he's broken every one

They orginally planned to have Jack Bauer in a sex scene with Teri Bauer, but the producers had to cut it because it took all 24 hours

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question Jack Bauer does not bleed

Just because Jack Bauer shows up with jumper cables doesn't mean someone called Triple-A

The State of the Union Address was originally scheduled for Monday night Jack Bauer made the President change it to Tuesday

If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be more hours of terrorists getting -hammered

 Bob Marley Jack Bauer shot the sheriff

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation

Twice, the Grim Reaper has come for Jack Bauer. Both times it ran away screaming.
Jack Bauer once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris

You can lead a horse to water Jack Bauer can make him drink

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life

Chuck Norris is a Texas Ranger only because Jack Bauer won’t allow him to be a federal agent

You don't give Jack Bauer your opinion, Jack Bauer gives you your opinion

Jack Bauer is 100% energy efficient That's why he never uses the toilet

Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent

If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re ed

When Jack Bauer goes to church to pray, he simply goes up the the priest and says, "Put him through"



Man dis list goes on and on and on.............................................


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Football / Man U 6 pts clear at top of the EPFL table
« on: December 30, 2006, 11:16:26 AM »
Leme hear alyu haters now LOL :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

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General Discussion / Missing WN banner
« on: December 13, 2006, 09:50:06 AM »
Alyu, ah wanted to post this on monday when it went missing but I didn't have de time really to do it.  On my cube at work I have all my football posters and WN banners showing.  When I came in on monday I find something missing and it was my WN banner with de slogan Blood, Sweat, Fete on it.  Like dem people know what that means LOL, so I can only assume ah Trini dat working for the cleaning crew pass by my desk and bandito de damn thing....I'm so pissed, not that I can't replace it but frig man it was something I could identify with from de WC.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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General Discussion / Slackin' at work today
« on: December 08, 2006, 09:02:09 AM »
To all SLACKERS,

Today I say is time to slack off...Tomorrow is my company Christmas party in Chicago and de TO office gave the option to leave today and spend de weekend in IL or leave tomorrow and come back Monday night (Same 3 day weekend/providing you have vacation time).  So most of my office is kinda empty and I doh have people buggin me bout stupid IT sh$t.  So I get caught up on outstanding projects (creating profiles, cleaning up helpdesk tickets being sent to me, etc)  So I all done and ready to slack de rest of my day out oui.  So ah sitting here trying to figure out what the hell I could do to kill some time.......Play my PSP, watch TVU, walk round de office looking busy like the network jus bout to fail or something.....take a dump....
Den I wonder what would my WN family do in dis situation…hmmmmmmmmmm....So alyu help ah brother out and send me some good slacker suggestions so I could kill my day or for de next time I want to slack ah day away. :beermug: :beermug:

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General Discussion / So when the TO crew hookin up for de Christmas?
« on: December 06, 2006, 12:16:08 PM »
I know dis lime thing buss but is there anyway dat we all could hook up to throw back a couple of beers before de holidays really kick in ??? ???

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Football / Kalvinho's Freestyle Tape
« on: November 14, 2006, 11:58:22 AM »
Hey WN,

This is ah little guy that I gave some information about ah long time ago.  He is only 13 yrs and I am trying to help him get into ah university/college in the states (when he gets older).  Let me know what you think, jus doh breah the guy down too bad angel:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWeJPH51SF4

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General Discussion / Time for de Doubles talk to start
« on: November 01, 2006, 12:03:30 PM »
OK guys and gals, it have a potluck going on in de office and someone offer me ah jerk chicken doubles!!!!!!  I kid you not, when I hear dat I nearly dead.  So ah take me fass ass self and try it and de damn thing taste really good.  Which brings me to my question, are there any more doubles combos out there and if so what was it?  Did it taste good or not.  Lets see where this leads us! :beermug:

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General Discussion / Any PSP users on de board??
« on: October 29, 2006, 11:21:50 PM »
Just wanted to see who out there have a psp and use it?  I'm having some problems converting files with the new software upgrades that Sony have on presently.

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Football / Anyone playing indoor Football over the winter in TO?
« on: October 04, 2006, 08:32:03 AM »
I am looking for a pickup game or indoor torn. to join and play over the winter.  I am located downtown TO, I can TTC it to Scarborough or Markham or downtown.  Can my WN friends hook a brother up, doh want to get any fatter this winter LOL

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Football / Any info on TNT VS JA at Lamport Stadium???
« on: August 28, 2006, 06:40:19 AM »
Any info on the game yesterday?? 

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Football / Anyone going to be recording the games??
« on: June 08, 2006, 01:49:18 PM »
Just wanted to know if anyone going to be recording the games and posting them on the forum?  I want to make a collection of this WC ???

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Football / You think anyone trying to sabotage the Warriors?
« on: June 06, 2006, 03:06:36 PM »
I was thinking earlier today about how all them nice foreign gyuls following the team and how teams and countries would do anything to get an edge.  Yu think they sending them gyuls to try ah thing with the warriors so that when the play dey all tired and can't profirm on the field?  Not unheard of, in university and college games they would try to send out saboteurs and the night before players thinking that they getting some free play went and sleep with gyuls.  The next day they all spent and can't play a note on the field.  Just something to chew on? 

Yeah I know everything is closed off and no one is allowed back to the camp or hotel rooms and everything, but you know sometimes yu can’t resist the temptations. 
 :devil: :devil: :devil:

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Football / Where in TO we going to link up to watch de game?
« on: June 02, 2006, 01:49:15 PM »
Guys, where is the lime in TO to watch the game on Sat?
 ???

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