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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: January 24, 2010, 08:14:38 PM »

Oh shit man Fabregas! Ah leave yuh on de bench because of yuh hamstring injury, now yuh gone and score two goals and me eh getting no points. Steups!

Doh fack meh up nah man ....you still in this league !!! 

Yes, ah still here. Ah aiming tuh move tuh de fuss page sometime in January 

Which January   .....2012 

2010 yuh bitch, ketch yuhself. Ah reach. Lemme big up mehself quick before ah kilkitay next week.

     Ah rite nah yuh eh hah tuh call meh all dat . .140pt game week and move up tuh fuss page tuh  49th ..play yuh self Rasta ..better take ah foto of de page fuh troot 

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Football / Re: Up next for Jamaica is ...Argentina

« on: January 20, 2010, 06:28:00 PM »

reggaeFART and all de rest ah jakans who feel all yuh shud geh big up on this site ...haul all yuh mudda c0nt .

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Football / Re: Funny Names of Players

« on: January 11, 2010, 04:54:45 PM »

Toilet for Blackburn ...ah mean Hoilet 

Yuh know de oddah name fuh toilet eh...

John 

You n Boogsie go and play with 'Poonani' and leave me ah lone nah man 

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Football / Re: Funny Names of Players

« on: January 11, 2010, 04:33:26 PM »

Toilet for Blackburn ...ah mean Hoilet 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: January 11, 2010, 04:30:34 PM »

Oh Gawd Petrov ...yuh mudda too !!! ...ah had dis biatch as meh capt   

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Football / Re: My perspective on (K. Jones)

« on: January 05, 2010, 09:50:34 PM »

Rodney King baby.. say ah beat it like ah cop !!      yuh big kakahole .
Ah know dais all yuh hearing ma eldo bawling in yuh head mawnin ,noon n nite  ..she sounding like ah facking cop car ..Yuh big Dunce !!

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Football / Re: My perspective on (K. Jones)

« on: December 31, 2009, 02:23:11 PM »

Ah beat it like ah cop ..Rodney King baby say ah beat it like ah cop ...
Now ah have her hollowin sounding like ah siren ...WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE   WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE  WEE OOH WEE OOH WEE ...like ah cop car    ....

eldowoman, yuh shudda be dey tuh hear she bawl  ..yuh big kakahole

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Football / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'more complete' than Messi

« on: December 31, 2009, 02:18:53 PM »

Messi is very good,good enough to be FIFA player  of the year ,but until he start scoring with both feet ,Ronaldo will always be a more complete player than him .

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Football / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'more complete' than Messi

« on: December 31, 2009, 11:54:50 AM »

That is some

Messi = big player in big games = superior mental capabilities

Messi = central player with high pass success rate = better passer than wing player.

Messi = constantly leading his team to silverware = greater leadership qualities.

Messi = dominant central player = more complete player.

 

The only bull shit  here is what you just post .

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Football / Re: My perspective on (K. Jones)

« on: December 30, 2009, 03:47:54 PM »

You is one facking arsehole oui !!  I roll out ah big stinking rusty chain and yuh bite it like ah no teet c0nt   Yuh must be choking with all dah rust in yuh stink mout ....Anyway ah wud like to stay and fack yuh up ah lil more but yuh mudda tugging at meh ..how yuh say it, ... 'jockey shorts ' so ah lil busy right now  ,but ah go holla back when ah done ... '' just now nah mrs eldo ah coming yuh eh see  our yuh son giving meh talk on de forum . 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: December 30, 2009, 03:12:57 PM »

Oh shit man Fabregas! Ah leave yuh on de bench because of yuh hamstring injury, now yuh gone and score two goals and me eh getting no points. Steups!

Doh fack meh up nah man ....you still in this league !!! 

Yes, ah still here. Ah aiming tuh move tuh de fuss page sometime in January 

Which January   .....2012 

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Football / Re: My perspective on (K. Jones)

« on: December 29, 2009, 07:05:21 PM »

To many coaches on this forum.Half of allyuh ent know ah dam thing...Man talking bout KJ this and that and de man need to improve on awareness and all kinda ah assness. KJ will never be a Stern or a York. KJ will be KJ. Let we encourage de man and wish him all de best. Everytime i watch de man play i does feel proud to be ah trini. Apart form York, KJ will be de next man to big up Trini in de EPL allyuh watch.

Yes KJ have things he need to work on i agree... but to much men does just blast de man for no reason.. KJ boy all de best, make trini proud.. keep doin yuh think and once yuh score yuh goal yuh will keep makin that paper.. forget them fellers on this forum.

Why yuh hush yuh facking mout ....Stern tell meh yuh use tuh clean he boots 

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Football / Re: My perspective on (K. Jones)

« on: December 29, 2009, 07:01:42 PM »

sense futures..

my perspective -

KJ is a very good striker in his mould, but will probably never be a prolific scorer for TnT until a coach comes in and takes a decision to build the team, the structure and the tactics around him.. And for that to happen it would mean abandoning everything we cherish as inherantly "trinidad football".

In a sense people have been spoiled by Stern John's goalscoring prowess (yes i said it) and expect KJ to come right in and do the same.. Stern is a unique type of striker in that he could make goals out of nothing. Kenwyne is an entirely different type of striker and I would label him a "tandem" striker in that given the right service and approach, he can batter opposing defenders to make opportunities for himself and the other striker in his partnership.

For KJ to be truly effective in the T&T setup, he needs consistent aerial service from the wings and Trinidad has not had a winger that can cross the ball well consistently for as long as I've been watching football. Thats just not the way we play the game. I mean how often you go in the savannah or watch a team training and you see a session focused on wingers running to the byline and crossing the ball for strikers to finish. The conversion rate in those situations are usually pressure on the eyes.

As for the EPL.. fairness is comparing KJ to John Carew, Emile Heskey, Peter Crouch and Emmanuel Adebayor, strikers who operate in a similar role, not to Darren Bent. People underestimate just how much Bent profits from his partnership with Kenwyne, he is flourishing because KJ occupies alot of the attention from opposing defenders leaving him space to exploit. Look at the goalscoring of those names i mentioned above and the people that play around them and you will see quite a similar trend.

That fact is also a big part of the reason why Bent couldnt cut it at Spurs when ironically he was playing in the role KJ is playing in right now. He himself said that they had him down as a "target" striker and that was killing his game because he plays "off the shoulder"..  Go figure...

You know all dah football and gehing yuh arse wash every week in de AS league 

...






















  Very well said bro 

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Football / Re: Last-chance saloon for John?

« on: December 29, 2009, 06:07:40 PM »

So Berris, lewwe know what went on since his last game of the loan spell done? Keane still interested?

Yeah ,but nothing in ink yet ...

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: December 28, 2009, 05:23:08 PM »

time to pelt way this friggin crystal ball yes, because this was not supposed to happen!! 

Crystal ball or 'pot' ? ......yuh mean time tuh fling way dah 'old pot ah pelau' and come wid ah new brew !!

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: December 28, 2009, 05:20:28 PM »

Oh shit man Fabregas! Ah leave yuh on de bench because of yuh hamstring injury, now yuh gone and score two goals and me eh getting no points. Steups!

Doh fack meh up nah man ....you still in this league !!! 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: December 28, 2009, 05:19:41 PM »

Andre....I normally doh check the second page...but as is You I say lemme see what yuh do. 

I say lemme start from the bottom come up and I didnt have to look far.

Breds...I can fully understand why yuh in the position yuh in.

Yuh take out Shawcross and bench Sorensen...and sweat Hangeland (vs Chelsea)

Brilliant!

Fulham have two games this week, against Chelsea and Fulham and they are the form side in the league as well as Birmingham hence the reason for schwarzar instead of Sorenson.  Ditto for Hageland. 

Yeah but Andre, Fulham eh win ah game away yet and the 2games they playing in this GW are both away games ,so maybe that was not the best move ,where as, Man U shud slaughter Wigan at home ..ah hope yuh bring in Rooney and Giggs and Evra ....

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Football / Re: BAHRAIN DVD! Let me hear all yuh....!

« on: December 25, 2009, 07:15:47 PM »

I just sign on and try buying the dvd it wont let me do it I guh try back in the morning.
war

Dey doh take Jamaican money 

berres u bak is a good thing is xmas I joyful otherwise is sum good cuss for u. but anyway dais a good one..
war

Peace to you to boss 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: December 25, 2009, 07:13:40 PM »

steups, this is ah real kinda liverpool-like season i going thru this rounds.. ah cyah ketch ah bly at all is only sourness..

every week ah only seeing red arrow.. and the sour thing is when ah feel i in something, this forkin Dunne only killing meh and if is not he is Bent giving men a lift.

right now it go be a scrape just to make it back into the champions league but that is the revised goal.

top 20.. ah coming!!

Top 20 on which page 2nd or 3rd  ....Like dah pelau wukking all yuh  belly Omar ? and it look like Andre eat outta de pot too ,as both ah all hah de  shittings   

Yuh have Stern in yuh Fantasy squad dey Berris? 

Nah, buh ah tink Omar and Andre have him as dey capt  ..every week . ..shhhhhhhhh doh say nutten 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: December 24, 2009, 05:03:22 PM »

steups, this is ah real kinda liverpool-like season i going thru this rounds.. ah cyah ketch ah bly at all is only sourness..

every week ah only seeing red arrow.. and the sour thing is when ah feel i in something, this forkin Dunne only killing meh and if is not he is Bent giving men a lift.

right now it go be a scrape just to make it back into the champions league but that is the revised goal.

top 20.. ah coming!!

Top 20 on which page 2nd or 3rd  ....Like dah pelau wukking all yuh  belly Omar ? and it look like Andre eat outta de pot too ,as both ah all hah de  shittings   

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Football / Re: K Jones or B Zimorra

« on: December 24, 2009, 04:52:21 PM »

Fellas i have seen lots of thrashing of zimorra and jones on this site, no one wanted to give zimorra a chance for

Who de fack is zimorra ??Zamora lil sister ??

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Football / Re: BAHRAIN DVD! Let me hear all yuh....!

« on: December 24, 2009, 12:53:59 PM »

I just sign on and try buying the dvd it wont let me do it I guh try back in the morning.
war

Dey doh take Jamaican money 

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Football / Re: Stern seeks permanent deal

« on: December 03, 2009, 10:07:39 PM »

Sam, yuh ever score ah goal in yuh mudder cant life, . I bet yuh ride ah set ah facking pine in ah village league somewhere in Rio Claro..
why yuh doh shut yuh mudder cant

Laaaaarwd have mussy !! 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: November 22, 2009, 06:22:45 PM »

ok, who in here have defoe and lennon?

9 goals and huddlestone eh eat nutten.. steups! 

I go take de Clown of De Gameweek Award. I had Defoe all de time and trade him fuh Saha 

  Ah weak !!!!

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: November 07, 2009, 09:44:31 PM »

Yes Craddock!!

Thank you for salting the men with Arsenal defenders in the last minute. 

Omar .. f@ck you and craddock   ...if ah only start tuh smell dah pelau ah kick over de facking pot   
...Lets go Chelsea, ah need points from all yuh 2moro bad, bad, bad !!!

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: November 04, 2009, 11:23:34 PM »

Ah know ah eating ah food in de Europa league this weekend ,ah playing some team name Giddeon Boots,If de manager does manage like he does play ... ah safe

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: November 04, 2009, 11:16:42 PM »

what a sour end to the double gameweek!!  

I make a mistake and leave Hines as meh 3rd sub and de man had 12pts .

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Football / Re: The best dribbler in the history of football

« on: October 31, 2009, 01:56:09 PM »

Ian Clauzel!

Talk Done 


...who start dis shit thread anyway ? ...oh shite!!  is meh padnah Palos ...sorry    

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: October 28, 2009, 09:31:35 PM »

This wha i like man, d last years d thread keep movin and it stagnant this season. Banter is all in good fun, I don't c y men feel that they need to be in d top 10 or something to talk.
I've been 4th and 8th in my 2 previous seasons of d ASL for those who wanna give me talk, i'm a proven manager so feel free to fire away at me.

I was 2nd and 6th in my previous 2 seasons, which means that I cut yuh ass going and coming!

i cut down de ole talk plenty since my first season since men was gettin horrors..

but so far this season not much to gloat about. de blasted league so unpredictable this year man.. defenders and midfielders salting, and none ah dem strong teams keeping any kinda consistency.. even defensive teams like everton and fulham getting bore regular..

 
      ..sniff sniff ..ah cyar smell no lau ahtall ...wham yuh pawn de pot or wha 

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Fantasy League / Re: 2009-10 Andre Samuel league is here, sign up early!! ah love it!!

« on: October 25, 2009, 12:24:33 PM »

when i join ASL 3 yrs ago i made a post that i will talk whether in 1st or 150st place. so all d panty men who does only talk and stick out their chest when they doin well...do not say a word when your team fiiiinaally start doin well. U KNOW YOURSELVES

(tumbleweeds roll by)

i back out of taking a -8 point hit yesterday to bring lampard yesterday and now he gone and score two goals..

so what is there to talk about?

spaking of which, look like the Pelau boil down like bhaji without the ingredient called Ronaldo lol

nah, ketch yuhself.. ronaldo was never de key ingredient for me. talk to de league founder about that..

doh worry allyuh self nah i pacing myself this rounds.. want to make sure i peak at the right time.

i lurking in the pack to make a move in january..

A kinda seabiscuit tactic nah.. 

Crunch..Crunch..Crunch !! ...dah biscuit tasing nice dread ,eating better dan de pelau