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General Discussion / Dutty Have a Town Named after him
« on: November 12, 2006, 02:51:34 PM »
Ah was driving last week in South Western Ont and say a sign on de high way ..


Dutty real famous oui ...



but ah have to admit meh photoshop skill rusty .. :devil:

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General Discussion / Do de youts still buss carbide in T&T at Christmas?
« on: November 11, 2006, 12:37:14 PM »


When i was a young boy , we used to go to the village store to buy carbide.  Den we would take a milo can, use a icepick to punch a hole in the bottom, tro the carbide in it, spit on de carbide, put the lid on, lay de can on its side on de road, and put a flambeau flame to the hole ..... BAM .... flames shooting out the back an all.

Do dey still do that at Christmas??

How about bussing bamboo???

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Jokes / A Tribute to the Polished Hoe
« on: November 10, 2006, 12:28:17 PM »
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd  waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the  hmuan mnid.  Aoccdrnig to  rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in  a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist  and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.  The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed  ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 

 

Amzanig huh? yaeh and the Ploieshd Hoe awlyas thought slpeling was  ipmorantt!


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General Discussion / Life is too short - Will you have any regrets?
« on: November 09, 2006, 08:35:47 PM »
If a loved one, a close friend or family member died tonight, would you have any regrets?

Do you have family members yuh not talking to because of past differences?  If they were to die tonight, would you have any regrets?  things you should have said and done?

Do you have friends you have not seen in a while and keep putting off calling them because yuh too busy?

leh me tell you a story, that happened tonight, around 7:30 pm.

We have some friends whom we had not seen in a while.  We only live about 7 minutes from them but we have know each other almost 22 years.  They are our age, and we had our first, second and third born around the same time as they had their three children.  Happy families, three children each.  But as they children got older and our lives became busier, we drifted apart.  Every so often we would run into each other at the mall at the grocery etc.  And we would say, we have to get together.  Lets do it soon ...and we never did.

Well, tonight, we ran into them at the grocery.  The usual talk, how are you etc. etc.  Then Mrs Pecan says, so how are the children, how is Cathy (not her real name - their eldest child who is the same age as our first born).  There is a small pause, and Mr. Friend says, "Cathy died".   I guess we were dumb struck ... and he replied again.  Cathy died this past spring"  Mrs Friend, says, yes, she was on the pill and I knew I should not have but .... she suffered a fatal side effect.  Turns out, a clot developed and flowed into her heart.  By then, I was not listening too closely as my head was reeling.

Anyway, the family is devastated.  The second born decided not to got to university.  She had to get out  ... she is now travelling across Canada ..worked, saved some money, then travels.  She intends to do so for a while.  My friends both said, home is no longer home.  They are coping but life has taken an unexpected twist for them

If you knew that you only had one day to live, would you change anything,  Will you pick up the phone and call anyone.  Would you write a letter to a long lost friend.  Would you try to reconcile differences with family?  What would you do?

I am still in shock, my head is spinning, my legs are weak.  We finished shopping tonight in a daze.  Groceries are packed away and I am pounding on the keyboard thinking about all those missed opportunities to spend a few moments with my friends.  We were too busy.  We were not there to share their grief.  And in their grief they did not call us.

Well, we have agreed to get together soon ... and that is one get together I shall not let go by the wayside again.

Thanks for letting me air my thoughts.

Will you have any regrets?



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General Discussion / Brit burns bum with firecracker
« on: November 09, 2006, 05:31:13 PM »
It takes all kinda people to make this an interesting world

Ah hope de officials get to de bottom of dis

His las words when the fire cracker went of  was "oh crap"




Brit burns bum with firecracker

1 hour, 54 minutes ago

LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.


The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded.

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq

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When yuh not producing, yuh got to go I suppose :-\

Canadian Soccer Association fires longtime chief operating officer Kevan Pipe

Nov 2. 2006 7:30 pm

By Neil Davidson

(CP) - Kevan Pipe never kicked a ball for Canada but it could be argued that he paid the price Thursday for Canada's failure on the soccer field.

The Canadian Soccer Association fired the chief operating officer after more than 20 years on the job. "We're looking for a new direction and we felt that a change was needed," association president Colin Linford told The Canadian Press in an interview.

"We're looking for someone that maybe can give us the vision for the future," he added.

Linford did not specify the direction, but safe to say it's up.

The Help Wanted sign is now firmly up on the governing body of Canadian Soccer. The association needs to find a new technical director and men's head coach in the wake of resignations by Dick Bate and Frank Yallop.

There is much work to be done, especially on the men's side. Canada has not qualified for the men's World Cup since 1986 and is currently ranked 71st, sandwiched between Lithuania and Venezuela. The Canadians are ranked seventh in CONCACAF, which covers North and Central America and the Caribbean.

The only other Canadian senior men's side to reach a FIFA global championships since 1986 is the beach soccer squad currently in Brazil.

Former Canadian captain Jason deVos called the Pipe firing "a changing of the guard."

"There will be people, I think, who feel it's long overdue," the veteran defender said from England, where he plays for Ipswich. "Inevitably Kevan bore the brunt of a lot of the frustration on the players' part, but I don't think that anyone held him personally accountable for all the wrongs of Canadian soccer."

Still, DeVos said the players have long campaigned for more accountability within the CSA.

"The association was never run as a business," deVos said. "If you're unsuccessful in business, the people at the top are held accountable. The biggest frustration that we had as players is there wasn't a great deal of accountability. It seemed like the same people had been running the association for the last 20 years."

For players, that's hard to accept. They make a living in a business where if you don't do your job, someone will take it from you.

"It's survival of the fittest at its most basic element, being a professional footballer," deVos said.

"We didn't feel that same sink-or-swim mentality was present in the association as it was for us on the field," he added.

Pipe joined the Canadian Soccer Association as executive director on Nov. 1, 1985. His title changed to COO some 10 years ago.

Under his watch, soccer has grown into the largest participatory sport in Canada with more than 850,000 registered players. His achievements including bringing world championships like the women's under-19 and men's under-20 events to Canada.

And like a sailor lashed to the helm in a nasty storm, he rode through one failed stadium plan after another until he helped put together the public and private parties needed to build the $62.9-million BMO Field in Toronto.

"I'm just incredibly proud of my record in soccer, particularly in the last five years," a subdued Pipe said in an interview Thursday.

"(I'm) very surprised," he added. "And I've been advised just to say nothing else."

He learned of his firing Thursday morning, saying he had "no inkling" it was coming.

The decision to remove Pipe was made by the CSA's executive, Linford said.

"And incidentally, it was a united decision," he added.

DeVos, who has retired from international play, says not being able to represent Canada at the World Cup is his biggest regret.

He said the players will ultimately have to put up their hands for Canada's failure to reach the sport's greatest showcase. But errors on the administrative side did not help.

"Because for a country like Canada to qualify for the World Cup we've got to get everything right."

"If you speak to anyone who's represented the men's team in the last 10 years, they'll probably all say the same thing," he added. "That there were a lot of things that were done by the association which were completely contrary to our main goal which is to qualify for the World Cup."

DeVos recalls a World Cup qualifying game in Edmonton against Trinidad and Tobago where he left the dressing room to find a reggae band on the pitch "trying to make them feel at home."

"And I thought to myself 'You must be kidding me. Would we go to Mexico and have the Barenaked Ladies playing on the pitch?"'

Players also chafed at having to fly eight times zones or more and negotiate complex itineraries to arrive in Vancouver for a qualifying match.

No doubt, Pipe did not book the reggae band or the plane connections. But he was the top paid official at the association.

"A lot of the frustration we felt as players inevitably landed on his doorstep," said deVos.

DeVos said he had never had a problem with Pipe on a personal level, calling him courteous, open and professional.

"But like I said there was so much wrong with the way things were done, the way things were run, inevitably ... most people held Kevan accountable for that."

Said former national team coach Bob Lenarduzzi: "Kevan is a guy who's put his heart and soul into the CSA over the last 20 years. You never like to see a guy in any business get let go. And certainly in Kevan's case, no one could question his work ethic and his desire to try to elevate the game in this country."

While the CSA looks for its next leader, it will have to figure out its priorities.

Most federations build around the senior men's team, because the World Cup is where the money and star power is. But Canada, lacking in pro ranks, has a huge number of women playing the game.

Attempts to split the pot has caused frustration on the men's side, knowing the team has to play more games to get better.

And in contrast to the men, the 10th-ranked Canadian women are enjoying success on the field, although a public show of dissent from three suspended veterans has spoiled the party of late.

The association has had its trials and tribulations with the women in the past, with a decision to remove player carding following the disastrous 1999 World Cup leaving Pipe and others with an ugly mess.

Now the CSA must figure out who is going to lead the men's team out of the wilderness. And how to restructure its organization.

Will it follow Alpine Canada and install a former athlete with presence like Ken Read at the helm?

Former national team players like John Catliff, Nick Dasovic and Mark Watson were cited in some quarters Thursday as savvy footballers with something to give Canadian soccer.

Pipe's firing comes exactly one week after the COO and Linford sat on a dais together while FIFA vice-president Jack Warner raved about their preparations for the 2007 world under-20 championships.

The day before the news conference with Warner, Pipe had toured the Toronto stadium site with FIFA delegates.

"I do feel a sense of pride here today," he said at the time. "To actually see it come to reality."

A happy Pipe then left the tour to climb to the top of the west stand to see the view over downtown Toronto.

Asked Thursday about his accomplishments on the job, Pipe said "a whole whack of things."

"It's been quite a ride," he said.

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Famed track coach indicted in in steroid scandal - Nov 2, 2006

By Adam Tanner
PUBLICITÉ

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Trevor Graham, the Jamaican-born track coach who touched off a major sports doping scandal by anonymously sending authorities a syringe, was indicted by a U.S. grand jury on Thursday on three counts of making false statements related to steroid distribution.

Graham has coached some of the world's top sprinters, including Sydney Olympic triple champion Marion Jones, disgraced former 100 meters world record holder Tim Montgomery and 2004 100 meters Athens Olympic champion Justin Gatlin.

Graham, who competed for Jamaica in the 1988 Olympics, played a pivotal role in 2003 in unmasking a previously undetectable steroid by sending the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) a used syringe with small amounts of THG.

Thursday's indictment said Graham met with Internal Revenue Service agents in 2004 to discuss his and his athletes' involvement with the BALCO lab South of San Francisco that is at the center of the case and is alleged to be the main distribution outlet for the steroids.

Officials had given Graham immunity from prosecution for any crimes but not for making false statements.

"The charges allege that Graham intentionally lied to IRS-CI agents who were pursuing the original source of the illegal performance-enhancing drugs taken by many of the athletes tied to BALCO," U.S. Attorney Kevin Ryan said in a statement.

Graham is due to be arraigned on November 16 and could face as much a five years in prison for each count if found guilty.

The trainer is alleged to have lied by saying he never provided athletes with steroids from "Source A," whose identity was not revealed. The charges also allege he falsely said he had never met the source and wrongly said he last contacted the person in 1997.

"Today's indictment is an example of the progress that has been made in the fight against doping as a result of the continuing cooperation between USADA and the U.S. Attorney's Office," said U.S. Anti-Doping Agency head Terry Madden.

More than a half-dozen athletes Graham has coached have been suspended for doping or tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

The trainer's athletes linked to doping include Montgomery, who was banned for two years in 2005 for doping violations in conjunction with the BALCO scandal although he never tested positive, and current 100 meters co-world record holder Gatlin, who tested positive for testosterone in April.

FIVE ALREADY CONVICTED

Federal courts have also convicted five men, including Victor Conte, head of BALCO, and the personal trainer of baseball superstar Barry Bonds for their roles in distributing steroids.

Bonds, who has hit the second-most home runs in U.S. Major League Baseball history, remains under investigation over whether he lied when he told a federal grand jury he never knowingly used steroids.

After initial denials, Graham admitted at the 2004 Athens Olympics that he had sent the syringe. His motivation remains unclear, but he and BALCO head Conte dislike each other.

The founder of the Raleigh, North Carolina-based Sprint Capitol club, Graham no longer coaches Jones. The U.S. Olympic Committee banned Graham from using USOC facilities because many of his athletes have been linked to doping. Nike, the world's largest athletic shoe maker, also terminated its contract with him.

Graham, who lives in North Carolina, has steadfastly denied distributing steroids. In a statement, his lawyer Joseph Zeszotarski said Graham was not guilty and had not made any false statements.

"It is particularly troublesome that the government has chosen to take this course when it is Trevor who had the integrity and courage to turn in the sample that led to the BALCO investigation in the first place," he said.

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General Discussion / Who wants to be a Millionaire (Trini style)
« on: November 02, 2006, 10:57:35 AM »
Test your knowledge of T&T

From Toronto Lime Website

http://toronto-lime.com/millionaire/index.htm

PS: I did win a millionaie but had to use the back button on the browser twice.

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General Discussion / Only in Toronto - Zombies - steupss
« on: October 30, 2006, 09:05:04 PM »
Zombie dancers aim for world record - Mon Oct 30, 10:29 AM

TORONTO (CBC) - A group of people dressed as zombies re-enacted the music video to Michael Jackson's Thriller on Sunday in what they hope will set a world record.

Sixty people descended on Toronto's Harbourfront Community Centre in zombie makeup and shredded clothes to perform the iconic dance moves in what the organizer hopes will be the first of many performances.

"This isn't just a one-time thing, I want to take it to different cities and get people to participate in the same community event," choreographer Ines Markeljevic told CBC Arts Online.

Markeljevic was inspired to organize the performance after misinterpreting a headline detailing the annual Toronto zombie walk, a similar event in its fourth year in which people dress up as zombies and walk through the city.

"I saw the headline a year ago and it was 'Thriller at Zombie Walk' and I thought they had all done the dance and I was upset I wasn't a part of it," she said. After realizing the dance was not part of the zombie walk she decided to conduct one herself.

Whether the dance establishes a world record remains to be seen. Markeljevic said she and the Guinness World Record people planned to create a new category for "Largest Thriller Dance" to separate it from other dances. For example, the largest group Irish dance according to Guinness had 7,664 participants in the city of Cork, Ireland, last year.

Markeljevic fell short of her goal of 200 for the Thriller dance, but said she is sending photos of the event in the hopes Guinness might publish them on Guinness World Record day, held this year on Nov. 9.

Director John Landis's video for Thriller was one of the first music videos to have a narrative storyline and featured both the group choreography of Jackson and the dancing zombies, as well as a memorable narration sequence delivered by horror actor Vincent Price.

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General Discussion / I see your camel toe
« on: October 28, 2006, 09:55:10 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7wOB8mtZHk

Is camel toe socially acceptable?

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Football / Chelsea Goalie faces long road to recovery
« on: October 28, 2006, 09:39:16 AM »
This is real tough ...

Cech starts on long road to recovery  By Oliver Brown  28/10/2006 - The Daily Telegraph

Petr Cech cut a frail but far from forlorn figure yesterday as he offered a highly personal account of the injury that has shattered his season. The Chelsea goalkeeper, normally such a daunting physical presence, has made a heartening initial recovery from his depressed skull fracture but showed, in his first interview since that fateful clash with Reading's Stephen Hunt two weeks ago how far he still has to go.

"It will be really difficult, because I can't move for a long time – 15 to 20 minutes, and then I am exhausted," he said. "Sometimes you wake up and you have a horrible headache, so you have to take your medication and it's very strong. After, you feel really tired really quickly. I just try to live with that and I hope that every day it's going to get better."

Cech, who needed emergency surgery to have two metal plates inserted in his skull, bore visible signs of the ordeal, with shaven hair and a long scar down the left side of his head. His rehabilitation begins next week under the watch of Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho and club doctor Bryan English, and he appreciates how the path back to fitness must be gentle.

"Even with the metal in your head, you need some recovery," Cech said. "They will prepare some programme for me – massage, little walks, these kinds of things, so I start maintaining my body. I hope I will be able to go back as soon as I can."

Since the collision that left him stricken on the pitch at the Madejski Stadium, triggering a fevered debate over the safety of goalkeepers, Cech has not wanted for sympathy from his partners in the trade. Ricardo at Sporting Lisbon has written a letter to him, while Newcastle's Shay Given has sent a text.

The message from Given, himself convalescing from a perforated bowel after a clash with West Ham's Marlon Harewood, struck a particular chord. "He's injured, he knows how it feels," Cech said. "He sent me a message wishing me a speedy recovery, so I was very happy. I could keep going with that."

As for the incident itself, the goalkeeper's memories are clouded and his feelings raw. He was floored in the first minute of the match against Reading as Hunt's knee connected with his head, and admitted his struggle to recall the moment of impact.

"The last thing I remember is the shaking hands before the game started," Cech said. "I remember the warm-up, I remember all the way from the hotel to the stadium, because usually I always take the programme and I read a little bit. I go around the pitch, I want to see what the pitch is looking like. I don't even remember the kick-off."

Uncomfortable as it made him, Cech described how he has watched the incident replayed on television. "I have seen it once and I was surprised," he told Chelsea TV. "I thought it happened on the other side of the head. So that just proves that I don't remember anything."

For the moment, though, he is content simply to draw strength from his legions of supporters. Referring to the response from Chelsea and beyond as "fantastic", Cech placed greatest emphasis on the support from his wife, Martina. "She was the most important person, because she was every day in the hospital, even days I couldn't remember her.

"She stayed there for 24 hours and she was really tired. She had a lot of things to do but she showed me the love every minute and I really appreciate it."

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General Discussion / Facial Transformations
« on: October 24, 2006, 09:25:31 AM »
1) Dove Evolution - in the news right now  - good message about our perceptions of beauty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00nhKwv4M5Q

This ad was done by a agency from TO as reported in the Toronto Star (who in dire straits right now)
T.O.-made ad part of online revolution, Dove clip soars to top of YouTube, Oct. 24, 2006. 05:38 AM

"A video searing itself into global pop culture atop the YouTube website is a hypnotic take on manufactured beauty created by a Toronto advertising agency."

Now compare that to the following video.

2) Michael Jackson - his perceptions about beauty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhgcO2VG0NY&NR

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General Discussion / Solution to World Peace?
« on: October 19, 2006, 03:52:18 PM »

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Football / The Psychology of Changing Behaviour - Behaviour Mod 101
« on: October 12, 2006, 06:22:08 PM »
If yuh want to change a person's behaviour, yuh have to reinforce desired behaviour and ignore or not reward the undesired behaviour.

So if someone is trolling, the best way to deal with it is to ignore those posts and not get caught up in arguing with the troll.

On the other hand, if the troll begins to post sensible posts, then reward him with positive responses.

Just imagine, if everyone ignoed the troll's bait, he would eventually go.  But everyone has to be consistent.


Behaviour Mod 101

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General Discussion / Snow Storm in London ON
« on: October 12, 2006, 10:19:54 AM »
Wat de arse ... it blowing snow outside ...car believe dis... ???  it way too early

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General Discussion / Fitness Clubs and Caribana
« on: October 12, 2006, 07:20:01 AM »
Somebody send me dis e-mail and ah have to believe it was written by one of our female forumites.  But ah eh saying who.  Read it carefully, yuh go see phrases and expressions often used by you know who.

Original Message
To: Pecan
From: ???

I went in de store to buy some clodes de udda day. Ah look fuh meh reg'lar size and take two pants an' a bodice in de try-on room.  De pants watch me an' laugh. It come up to meh hips and say "eh eh!".  De zip din even look at meh. De bodice hole meh tight like ah immigration orficer.

Ah realize is time to lorse some pongs so yuh girl decide to go in de gym.

Ah buy ah new black short pants, new white washecongs, pretty socks, ah new yellow seersucker jersey. Ah buy ting to tie back meh head, ah get ah washrag, pink water bottle, stop watch and ah ting to measure meh heartbeat.

See me bouncing in de people gym looking like ah Walmart Christmas tree. All ah was missing was de lights.

Now, is not to say I now reach in tong an' never went in a gym before eh? I uses to go regular and yuh girl did have all she assets in de right place. But in dem days ah did prefer liffin' weights and riding de statutory bicycle. Dis new gym by me here have one setta fancy equipment but ah figure it cah be hard to use. I not dotish, ah went to school, how hard it could be?

Ah prop up meh pink water bottle, heng meh washrag neat on de railing. Ah make sure meh washecong lace well tie, ah check meh hair, straighten meh jersey, smooden dong meh short pants and step onto someting looking like ah stairs.

De instructions say to press start.  Ah press start.

Well boy ah nearly pitch awf an' lan' up in de parking lot! What kine'ah kiss-meh-neck stairs is dis? De ting going backwards! Ah heng on to de railing fuh dear life while ah trying to fine de awf button. Ah ponging and ponging all de button - de ting went up, dong, farse, slow, forward, backward. Ah start to say ah Haily Mary until at lass ah press de right ting and it stop. But de blooming ting stop so sudden, dat ah capsides an' jam meh ches' in de railing. All yuh ladies would know how dat does lance yuh when yuh get yuh buss jam. Is only by de grace of Papa Gawd dat ah stop mehself from bawling out two cuss word in de people place.

Ah come awf de chupid backwards stairs an' spot ah statutory bicycle. Ah say good, ah could hangle dat. Ah pick up meh pink water bottle, take meh washrag and meh heart beat ting and meh stop watch and gorn over by de bike. Ah arrange all meh coutreements and climb on to de bike.

Who dey make dem bike seat for boy? People who have ah bamsee like ah spregetti? Oh shims man! De ting tiny, hard and uncomfertebble. It had meh feeling like ah was sitting on ah grater. But ah say ah have to exercise so dat meh pants could fit meh nice. Dem low rider pants doh forgive yuh eh? Ah did try on one an' it make meh look like Humpty Dumpty hauling every lass one of de king horse and de king men behine he, so ah ban' meh jaw an'settle dong to ride dis contraption.

Ah say since is meh firse time back in de gym, ah go take it light. Let meh do ah ten minutes on de bike den take ah break. Ah start to peddle.  See yuh girl huffing and puffing. Ah finish out meh water bottle, ah wiping meh greazy face. Ah say oh gooode! Yes! Ah going strong! Ah could feel de extra weight meltin' awf. Ah could feel meh heart rate racing, ah feeling slim and trim, yes ah good to go! Ah feeling de feeling!

Ah check meh stop watch. Only two minutes pass.  Two minutes an' I here sweating like ah race horse? *steupse*

Ah look rong de gym. One setta tiny winey Barbie doll jogging on de track, running on de treadmill, flicking back dey head, none passing de mirror widdout slowing dong to look at dey micro-bamsee.

Ah vex!

I start to peddle lil faster. Nex' year is Caribana fortiet' anniversary. Ah want to play mehself on de Lakeshore so ah need to get in shape. Ah doh want when ah go to get meh bra and panty coschume (costume)dat it doh fit an' ah look like ah whole section by mehself.

Ah peddle faster. Ah go be ready fuh dem nex' year.

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General Discussion / HPV - Human PapillomaVirus - Allyuh know about this?
« on: October 03, 2006, 02:38:28 PM »
I never hear about HPV (Human PapillomaVirus) before I received a flyer in the mail.

Are there more sexually transmitted infections (STI) than when I was younger???  Or is this scare mongering???

Here is some information for those sexually active members of the forum in non-monogamous relationships.

See this link www.hpvinfo.ca


The human papillomavirus (HPV) is the most common sexually transmitted viral infection in the world today. Most people will get HPV at some point in their lives but this viral infection usually clears up by itself and causes no signs or symptoms at all.

Teens:
87% of Toronto high school students had not heard of the HPV virus... what about you? Do you know what HPV is? Do you know how HPV is transmitted? Do you know how to prevent HPV? Do you know that HPV causes genital and anal warts? Do you know that some types of HPV can cause genital and anal cancer?

Adults: According to a recent study by the American Cancer Society, less than a third of men and women in the general population have ever heard of HPV; of the people who have, few are aware how it is transmitted. Even fewer knew that certain types of HPV can cause cervical and anal cancer.

Parents: A recent Canadian forum on cervical cancer prevention and control recognized that public awareness and knowledge about the HPV virus is low especially among young, sexually active women who are at highest risk for infection. There is little knowledge about the existence, prevention, transmission, symptoms and consequences of HPV.
To speak to your teen about HPV, you need the facts. The Society of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists of Canada provides you with the facts and strategies for talking to your teen.

Teachers: Although school health education classes are a major source of STI information, adolescents have indicated that, compared with other sexually transmitted infections (STIs), they receive very little, or no information about the HPV virus. School health educators and health-care providers have identified a need for more information to effectively deliver HPV education.

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Canada ranked #16 on the global competitive index but dat eh stopping ppl from emigrating to Canada.

BTW - T&T ranked 67th on the competitive scale.

see

http://www.weforum.org/pdf/Global_Competitiveness_Reports/Reports/gcr_2006/gcr2006_rankings.pdf

Wed Sep 27, 9:10 AM

OTTAWA (CP) - Canada's population increased by 324,000 to an estimated 32,623,500 between July 2005 and July 2006, fuelled largely by immigration.

Statistics Canada says international migration accounted for about two-thirds of the increase.

The country took in 254,400 immigrants during the one-year period, 9,800 more than in the previous year and the highest level since 2001-02.

International migration's role in Canada's population growth far exceeds its impact in the United States, where it accounted for just 38 per cent of population growth in 2004-05, the last year for which U.S. statistics are available.

Booming Alberta had the strongest growth rate among the provinces and territories, almost three times higher than the national average.

Canada's population increased at the rate of 10 people for every 1,000 in the population, slightly higher than the U.S. rate, while its rate of natural increase - the excess of births over deaths - was estimated at 3.3 per 1,000.

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General Discussion / Should we be allowed to hold dual citizenship?
« on: September 23, 2006, 07:06:53 AM »

Here is an except from today's paper (yes Dutty - is de National Post) on Dual Citizenship.

There is talk to cancel this policy.  I know that ppl of T&T birth can now apply for dual citizenship with Canadian.  Does the US have a similar policy?  Does this polciy benefit either country?  should it be allowed?  I have mixed feelings ...see below.


What you can do for your country - Why dual citizens should be forced to choose
Andrew Coyne, National Post,  Published: Saturday, September 23, 2006

Here's a statistic guaranteed to set your teeth on edge: Of the 15,000 Lebanese citizens evacuated from Beirut by Canadian Forces during last month's war -- the largest such operation this country has mounted since the Second World War, at a cost of $85-million -- some 7,000 are reported to have returned home. Home, as in Lebanon.

Why were Canadian ships sent thousands of miles across the sea to pluck another country's citizens out of harm's way? Because, as you well know, they are also Canadian citizens. That is, they are dual citizens, beneficiaries of a 1977 change in immigration legislation, and as such, though many have not lived or paid taxes in this country for several years, are entitled to all the protections the Canadian state affords......


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General Discussion / The Perfect Posterior
« on: September 22, 2006, 12:22:31 PM »
If this was posted already, let me know and i'll delete it.  It dates back to April 2006.

The equation doh make sense to be ...

http://www.impactlab.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7953

Few women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.

The magical figures are:

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.  It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom
C represents how spherical the buttocks are
B measures muscular wobble or bounce
F records the firmness.

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom
T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, England, devised the formula.

He asked about 2000 women across Britain to assess their bottoms using a simple points scale.

For example, those who believed theirs resembled a trodden doughnut scored just one point for shape, whereas those with a small peach scored the maximum five.

Points were then entered into the formula and the closer a bottom scored to 80, the nearer it was to posterior perfection.

"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," Dr Holmes said.

"Slender thighs and a hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well perfectly."

Dr Holmes said that Kylie Minogue, whose celebrated bottom relaunched her career with the help of a pair of hotpants, would almost certainly score a perfect 80.

EDIT: as originally posted, I though the formula did not make sense.  Here is what I think is the correct formula:

And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)
First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
Then calculate this:
* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80.

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Forbes just published America's 400 wealthiest people.

What would you do with that kinda wealth????

Rank   Name                         Networth in $ billions

1     William Henry Gates III      53.0
2    Warren Edward Buffett           46.0
3    Sheldon Adelson              20.5    
4    Lawrence Joseph Ellison    19.5
5    Paul Gardner Allen              16.0    
6    Jim C Walton                       15.7    
7    Christy Walton & family    15.6    
7    S Robson Walton            15.6    
9    Michael Dell                         15.5    
9    Alice L Walton                   15.5    
11    Helen R Walton                     15.3
12    Sergey Brin                       14.1

People with serious money .. read more

http://biz.yahoo.com/special/usrich06_article1.html

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General Discussion / Mermaid Found After Tsunami
« on: September 22, 2006, 06:14:29 AM »
If allyuh believe in dis type ah ting ... enjoy










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General Discussion / Militants vow war, Vatican tries to calm Pope row
« on: September 18, 2006, 02:42:30 PM »
What is wrong with this picture?

Mon Sep 18, 7:12 AM - By Stephen Brown and Philip Pullella

 VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Al Qaeda militants in Iraq vowed war on "worshippers of the cross" and protesters burned a papal effigy on Monday over Pope Benedict's comments on Islam, while Western churchmen and statesmen tried to calm passions.

The statement by an umbrella group led by Iraq's branch of al Qaeda came after the Pontiff said on Sunday he was deeply sorry Muslims had been offended by his use of a medieval quotation on Islam and holy war.

"We tell the worshipper of the cross (the Pope) that you and the West will be defeated, as is the case in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya," said a Web statement by the Mujahideen Shura Council.

"We shall break the cross and spill the wine ... God will (help) Muslims to conquer Rome ... (May) God enable us to slit their throats, and make their money and descendants the bounty of the mujahideen," said the statement, posted on Sunday on an Internet site often used by al Qaeda and other militant groups.

In Iraq's southern city of Basra, up to 150 demonstrators chanted slogans and burned a white effigy of the Pope.

"No to aggression!," "We gagged the Pope!," they chanted in front of the governor's office in the Shi'ite city. The protesters also burned German, U.S., and Israeli flags.


A speech by Pope Benedict last Tuesday was seen as portraying Islam as a religion tainted by violence, causing dismay among Muslim states where some religious leaders called it the start of a new Christian crusade against Islam.

The Vatican has instructed its envoys in Muslim countries to explain Pope Benedict's words on Islam.  Benedict's new Secretary of State, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, said the Holy See's nuncios (ambassadors) in Muslim countries would be visiting government and religious leaders.

French President Jacques Chirac refused on Monday to criticize the 79-year-old Pontiff, but called for a more diplomatic use of language.  "It is not my role or my intention to comment on the Pope's statements. I simply want to say, on a general level ... that we must avoid anything that excites tensions between peoples or between religions," Chirac said on Europe 1 radio.

"We must avoid making any link between Islam, which is a great, respected and respectable religion, and radical Islamism, which is a totally different activity and one of a political nature," Chirac added.

ARCHBISHOP DEFENDS POPE -  The head of the world's Anglican church, Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, defended Benedict. "The Pope has already issued an apology and I think his views on this need to be judged against his entire record, where he has spoken very positively about dialogue," said Williams, the spiritual leader of 77 million Anglicans worldwide.

Williams told the BBC that all faiths could be distorted, and the Pope was simply giving an example of that.  "There are elements in Islam that can be used to justify violence, just as there are in Christianity and Judaism."

In Iran, a government spokesman said on Monday Pope Benedict's regret was a "good gesture" but not enough.

The Pope had referred to criticism of the Prophet Mohammad by 14th century Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Palaeologus, who said everything the Prophet brought was evil "such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."

Questions had been raised on whether a papal visit to Turkey in November could go ahead, but the government, while calling his remarks "ugly," said there were no plans to call it off.

The Pope, head of the world's 1.1 billion Roman Catholics, said the quotation did not represent his personal views, but failed to satisfy some Islamic groups seeking a full apology.

In Somalia, an Italian nun was killed on Sunday in an attack one Islamist source said could be linked to the dispute. A Vatican spokesman hoped the killing was "an isolated event."

A senior Chinese Muslim expressed anger over the Pope's comments, Xinhua news agency said on Monday. This was in contrast to Chinese reticence over last year's publication of cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad in a Danish paper that sparked violent Muslim protests elsewhere in the world.

"In his speech, Benedict insulted both Islam and the Prophet Mohammad. This has gravely hurt the feelings of the Muslims across the world, including those from China," Xinhua quoted Chen Guangyuan, president of the Islamic Association of China, as saying.

China insists its Catholics belong to a state-backed church that does not recognize the Pope's authority. Muslims are also under state control.

About 100 Indonesian Muslims protested peacefully over the Pope's remarks outside the Vatican embassy in Jakarta on Monday.

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General Discussion / Anybody Like Chocolate or Cocoa?
« on: September 16, 2006, 08:23:33 AM »
Agence France-Presse, Published: Saturday, September 16, 2006

Viagra may heat up a guy's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle, according to a report this week from Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine. The study advised Nigerians to forgo the libido-boosting blue pills in favour of a measured dose of cocoa. Viagra, the report stated, can have unwelcome side-effects, but chocolate is all good: It is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes. The study was even more enthusiastic about cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "get rid of chronic coughs and enhance brain power."

Pecan: "Now I know why dem ole women in Moruga always had a smile on dey face when they made cocoa tea"

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Anybody remember this man who calls himself a scientist?


'Glass ceiling' reflects women's innate shortcomings, professor says
 Philippe Rushton scandalized with race-based theories -  Lance Crossley, CanWest News Service Published: Friday, September 08, 2006

OTTAWA - A recent study proves it is "very likely" that the reason women have difficulty rising to the top in their careers is because they are less intelligent than men, according to controversial University of Western Ontario psychologist J. Philippe Rushton.

The professor -- already criticized for claiming that whites are intellectually superior to blacks, and that higher AIDS rates in Africa are due to a more insatiable sexual appetite in the black community -- believes the "glass ceiling" phenomenon is probably due to innate ability rather than discrimination.

"We have to find the truth about the normal distribution in society," said the professor, whose study is published in the September issue of the academic journal Intelligence. "It's not right to simply say, 'It must be discrimination and don't dare say anything else.' One should really look at the facts."

Prof. Rushton co-authored a study that analyzed 100,000 scholastic aptitude tests (SATs) written by American teens, aged 17 and 18. Researchers focused on the general intelligence factor -- which relates to how quickly an individual can grasp a concept and is widely considered the most crucial ingredient for high IQ scores -- and discovered males scored the equivalent of 3.63 IQ points greater than their female counterparts.

Prof. Rushton, who was surprised by the findings, said the results reinforce similar studies carried out by Richard Lynn at the University of Ulster, in Northern Ireland, and Helmut Nyborg at Aarhus University in Denmark.

"We still have to be cautious, but it's difficult to believe this is wrong. But it would be very nice to be confirmed by additional teams before we can be 100% certain."

Prof. Rushton said the male-female differences were present at every socio-economic level and across several ethnic groups.

It's only in late adolescence that the IQ advantage becomes apparent, he said, which he attributes to the difference in early maturity levels.

"It looks like up until late adolescence, the females have the advantage over males because they mature faster, which masks the underlying difference."

For the past century, the consensus among scientists has been that there is no difference in intelligence levels between the sexes, other than perhaps men's and women's respective strengths in spatial and verbal functions.

Prof. Rushton's past race claims about Asians being more intelligent than whites, and whites more intelligent than blacks, has drawn criticism from both within and outside the scientific community. In 1989, environmentalist-broadcaster David Suzuki was so outraged by the race claims that he challenged the psychologist to a public debate, which was held at the University of Western campus. Former Ontario premier David Peterson once said he would have Prof. Rushton fired if he had the power to do so.
© National Post 2006

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Football / UEFA says Israel cannot host games because of war
« on: August 01, 2006, 12:56:23 PM »
Soccer: UEFA says Israel cannot host games because of war
 
National Post, Published: Tuesday, August 01, 2006

"European soccer's governing body said yesterday that Israel cannot host UEFA Cup matches. Instead they must be played in a neutral country because of the conflict with Hezbollah. Hapoel Tel-Aviv and Bnei Yehuda Tel-Aviv were both scheduled to host games."


Steupssss

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What about Track & Field / High Jump 50 cm Club
« on: July 28, 2006, 08:47:04 PM »
Does anyone follow high jump? Here is an interesting bit of information if you do. 

The 50 cm club is a list compiled by Stefan Holm, the Swedish high jumper, who after umteen years of competing, still posting jumps greater than 230 cm.  He jumped 234 in London this week.

There are only 31 jumpers in the world who have jumped 50 cm or more above their own height.  The leader is Franklin Jacobs of the USA who jumped 59 cm above his height back in 1978.  Here are the top 14 Highjumpers that have jumped 50 cm or more above their own height.  Dominated by USA and Japan

   
Rk  Diff      Height    Res    Name                Nat    Birth        Venue           Date
1    59      173      232    Franklin Jacobs    USA    31 Dec 57  New York, USA    27 Jan 78
1    59      181      240    Stefan Holm       SWE    25 May 76  Madrid, ESP          6 Mar 05
3    58      173      231    Rick Noji            USA     22 Oct 67    Long Beach, USA    1 Feb 92
3    58      175      233    Anton Riepl         GER    28 Feb 69    Siegen, GER    12 Feb 95
5    57      183      240    Hollis Conway       USA         8 Jan 67     Sevilla, ESP    10 Mar 91
6    56      176      232    Takahiro Kimino   JPN    19 Feb 73    fukuoka, JPN    18 Sep 93
6    56      184      240     Sorin Matei         ROM      6 Jul 63    Bratislava, TCH    20 Jun 90
6    56      184      240    Charles Austin       USA       19 Dec 67    ZĂĽrich, SUI    7 Aug 91
9    55      178      233    Milton Ottey        CAN    29 Dec 59    Ottawa, CAN    21 Jun 86
10  54      173      227     Takashi KatamineJPN     3 Apr 58    Niigata, JPN    10 Jul 83
10  54      174      228    Motochika Inoue  JPN     9 Mar 67    Suita, JPN    7 Jun 87
10  54      175      229    Jeremy Fischer      USA    17 Feb 76    Walnut, USA    16 Apr 00
10  54      176      230    Robert Wolski        POL    8 Dec 82    Bydgoszcz, POL    4 Jul 04
10  54      180      234     Linus Thörnblad    SWE     6 Mar 85    Banská Bystrica, SVK    14 Feb 06

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General Discussion / Bake and Shark or Shark and Bake?
« on: July 26, 2006, 04:24:24 PM »
I notice some ppl using the phrases "Bake and Shark" and "Shark and Bake"

Wehitis call it "Shark and Bake": http://www.socawarriorssc.com/swonline/smf/index.php?topic=19439.0

Organic call it "Bake and Shark" and made a point of correcting it in this post: http://www.socawarriorssc.com/swonline/smf/index.php?topic=19400.msg200450#msg200450

Den we have a man who name "Bake n Shark" - so he mus be right!

Which is correct and what are the origins?

Anybody know?

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Other Sports / 2006 World Lacrosse Championships - London Ontario
« on: July 21, 2006, 01:18:26 PM »
Certainly not a high profile sport.  But the 2006 World Championships semis just finished up.  Here are the semi-finalists

Thursday July 20 Semi-Finals
USA vs. Australia, 4 p.m.:  USA the winner
Canada vs. Iroquois Nationals: Canada the winner

USA meets Canada in the championship match at 3:30 pm On Saturday July 22.

here is the link:  http://www.2006worldlacrosse.com/index.php


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