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Ah real laugh reading dem stories.....creative
Riddle for adults....classic!!!
I go handle them Jamaicas, just point them in my direction.
And yes, yuh facking annoying because you does be bumping your stupid ass post and them, while some is constructive, but not because you didn't get much reply it does not mean it wasn't good.
Keep up the good work, I normally get the best out of people.
I need you to try two remedies I invented.
1. Have you ever try jocking with a rough pair of gloves ? well I would like to re-comend you try it if you have plenty time on your hands. Yuh does feel somebody else does be jocking yuh toetie for yuh.... try it and get back to me....
Or try this one, it was a success with Tongue and Truetrini
2. Put a mirror by yuh asshole so you can see your kakahole and jock at the same time, yuh swear is doggie style yuh facking ah ting. Take that, take that....
Let me know what option you like...
Errol,
Please tell us how you go about dismantling UNC and banning Jack and Panday for life. Only UNC could dismantle themselve, just as the DLP did decades ago. And unless there is a constitutional amendment for term limits for politicians, Panday, Warner, Patrick, Ramesh, etc are free to particpate in any political forum until they ready for their grave.
You back on dis ting again
From what i know they own shares. There is nothing wrong with Gov't having a private jet. Worst case there is a coup and they could fly Prime Minister and President out fast.
Ask not what your country can do for you but rather what you can do for your country.
Every body have solutions for everyone elses problems but their own.
CAMPS: Hey ballhead, this charlie wine tasting good boy. Yuh have any wild meat to go with it. Hurry, hurry before Jack reach, he go vex we breaking he bar...
BALLHEAD under he teeth: Asshole, we does make cake with that, retire like Palos nah. Do all ah we a favour with yuh one suit. Hope you does atleast change your jockie.
DEREK POONIUM: Boss, wha de toilet ? ah shit take meh here, ah cah hold it, meh belly cramp up with that blasted charlie wine allyuh feeding people. Yuh know me and you Camps go back a long way and we holding positions no one can take away..... hurry nah, hurry....
All that you have, and what de f00ck that have to do with me, what I suppose to do now, kiss yuh f00cking ass...!!! take yuh so call degree, yuh house in Bollyhood (Michael Jackson) and yuh aircraft mechanic wok and stick it up in yuh ....
I have 2 million USD dollars in de bank and I live in Buffalo in ah big flats, Mariah Carey is meh neighbour.
Whats yuh f00cking point.... yuh masterbater want to be Moderator..........
All that you have, and what de f00ck that have to do with me, what I suppose to do now, kiss yuh f00cking ass...!!! take yuh so call degree, yuh house in Bollyhood (Michael Jackson) and yuh aircraft mechanic wok and stick it up in yuh ....
I have 2 million USD dollars in de bank and I live in Buffalo in ah big flats, Mariah Carey is meh neighbour.
Whats yuh f00cking point.... yuh masterbater want to be Moderator..........
Warriors allow El Salvador a great come back.
By: Flex Mohammed.
It was a game of two tails. T&T dominated the first half and El Salvador the second. Four goals scored and both teams shared a point each. T&T however, will have the advantage as they were the visiting team.
Midfielder Osael Romero scored two free kicks in a space of eleven minutes to secure a point for El Salvador in the first match of the final round of World Cup qualifying in San Salvador on Wednesday. T&T went into the half leading 2-0 after Carlos Edwards scored a 7 minute goal and captain Dwight Yorke ensured T&T the other with a well taken penalty in the 27th after Stern John was fouled in the box.
But T&T have only themselves to blame for El Salvador's great come back as they allowed the Central Americans to run at them in the second half with countless attacks on goal and it was only a matter of time El Salvador would get back into the game. The writing were on the walls as T&T defence was under tremendous pressure from the El Salvadorians especially in the last 20 minutes of the second half.
Striker Stern John who, had a pretty decent game until his penalty miss in the 47th minute must had been feeling the worst out there for T&T after the game. The incident happened when Mexican referee Marco Antonio Rodriguez blew for a penalty after Kenwyne Jones went down in the box. Surprisingly, Dwight Yorke left the task in the hands of T&T record goal scorer Stern John only for the Bristol City marksman to completely miss his target. His penalty almost hit a "pigeon" sitting on the top of the stadium observing the game. Well, not really, but the ball ended up in the stands, this was a bit of a relieve for El Salvador who realised that they were still in the game and from there on they dominated the proceedings until the final whistle was blown.
But Stern John was not the one who gave T&T a heartache, infact, the striker played an important role in T&T's second goal and did hold-up the ball well for his partner Jones who did nothing special on the night by the way. And, to my amusement Stern John did pitched in helping out the T&T defence. Speaking about defence. Well, it all started when T&T lost Keyeno Thomas through injury as early as the 12 minute. Makan Hislop was his replacement and did relatively good when he came on. But Thomas was surely missed as the inexperience Hislop had some nail bitting moments for T&T and did give away the free-kicks to El Salvador after committing fouls on the opponent that led the great come back.
El Salvador midfielders Eliseo Quintanilla, Osael Romero and Salvador Coreas was having a great time with Aklie Edwards on the left. The Defence Force wing-back was being chewed up as the El Salvadorians noticed that they had an easier path going down the left and continued to take that route throughout the game.
But in all fairness though, Aklie's parther Keon Daniel who by the way was having an awful game left him for dead most of the times. Silvio Spann, T&T's other wing-back was also a sight to see. Being caught out of position on many occasions and having to track back only to be left out by his man time and time again gave the T&T fans a few nerve wrecking moments. The midfielder, now rightback did have some good runs going forward though and one could sense that both wingbacks might be better utilized on the wing. But then again, I'm not the coach.
All was not bad for T&T though as captain Dwight Yorke, Clayton Ince, Dennis Lawrence and Carlos Edwards was definitely a few bright spots for the Warriors. While Chris Birchall and Kenwyne Jones had some very good moments.
Midfielder Osael Romero who was the hero for host El Salvador on the night will have to claim his $20,000 dollars prize money for each of his strikes. The El Salvador government promised $10,000 dollars a goal. Hopefully, he'll spend that wisely, maybe a new pair of goal scoring boot as they play host to CONCACAF giants United States next on March 28 while Trinidad & Tobago will be home against Honduras who fell 2-0 to Costa Rica in their opening game.
Three of the six teams in the regional final will automatically qualify for the 32-team World Cup field in South Africa. The fourth-place team will face a South American side for another berth at the tournament.
TEAMS
T&T Team
1.Clayton Ince, 3.Aklie Edwards, 6.Dennis Lawrence, 5.Keyeno Thomas (4.Makan Hislop 12th), 16.Silvio Spann, 11.Carlos Edwards, 9.Keon Daniel, 7.Christopher Birchall (2.Clyde Leon 59th), 17.Dwight Yorke (capt), 14.Stern John (Cornell Glen 77th), 15.Kenwyne Jones.
Did not play
8.Anthony Wolfe, 12.Densill Theoblad, 18.Marvin Phillip, 10.Russell Latapy.
Coach
Francisco Maturana (COL).
El Salvador Team
1.Juan Gomez, 2.Alexander Escobar, 3.Marvin Gonzalez, 5.Luis Hernandez (14.William Torres 33rd), 6.Shawn Martin (18.Salvador Coreas 60th), 7.Ramon Sanchez (capt), 8.Osael Romero, 9.Rudis Corrales (12.Rodolfo Zelaya 46th), 10.Eliseo Quintanilla, 15.Alfredo Pacheco, 17.Cristian Castillo.
Did not play
4.Deris Umanzor, 11.Miguel Montes, 13.Carlos Ayala, 16.Oscar Jimenez.
Coach
Carlos De Los Cobos (MEX)
RESULTS
T&T 2 (Carlos Edwards 7th, Dwight Yorke 26-Pen) v SLV 2 (Osael Romero 82, 93)
CAUTIONS
Keon Daniel - Yellow Card 40th.
Dwight Yorke - Yellow Card 44th, 90th.
Christopher Birchall - Yellow Card 46th.
Carlos Edwards - Yellow Card 55th.
Clayton Ince - Yellow Card 82nd.
SENT OFF
Dwight Yorke (TRI) 90th.
OFFICIALS
Referee: Marco RODRIGUEZ (MEX)
Assistant Referee 1: Juan RANGEL (MEX)
Assistant Referee 2: Salvador RODRIGUEZ (MEX)
Fourth official: Mauricio MORALES (MEX)
ATTENDANCE
25,000.
VENUE
San Salvador / Estadio Cuscatlan
