Punanny, this is an update....
June 4 at Hasely Crawford Stadium -
Jabloteh and St Ann's Rangers - goalless
Ma Pau beat Caledonia 2-0 - Anthony Wolfe 4th minute penalty and Shandel Samuel 90th
Punanny, this is a report....
San Juan Jabloteh registers first win.
By: Randy Bando (ttproleague).
Police FC were victims of a 4-1 defeat against San Juan Jabloteh on Tuesday afternoon at the Ato Boldon Stadium.
An early Cyrano Glen double and late items by substitute Johan Peltier and Jason Marcano awarded the Terry Fenwick coached side its first victory after four 2010 Digicel Pro League Championship matches.
The victory pushed the San Juan club three spots up the standings from ninth into sixth position with four points, and ahead of Caledonia AIA by goal difference, but still a long way from leaders Defence Force(12 points).
In the meantime, Police FC dropped a spot into cellar position behind Tobago United, both with just one point.
Glen pumped Jabloteh ahead finding the back of the net in the 4th and 6th minutes from identical items guiding crosses from Jason Marcano past Adisa Noel after poor marking by the Police defence for a 2-0 cushion.
But Police forward Keon Quow pulled a goal back for the lawmen controlling a forward pass between central defenders Karlon Murray and Joel Russell to guide a shot past goalkeeper Cleon John to reduce the deficit 2-1.
Minutes before the break Police conceded another item when goalkeeper Noel pushed Karlon Murray’s on target header onto the crossbar and back into play from Marcano’s left sided corner.
In the 51st minute Jabloteh’s Jerrel Britto spilled high from just inside the area after collecting a neat pass from Marcano, and in the 75th Elijah Manners was just high after unleashing a shot from distance when he picked up a loose ball.
Seconds later, Brazilian Ronaldo Viana also spilled wide as Jabloteh held an edge on fitness against the Anthony Marshall coached side.
Jabloteh again failed to hit the target in the 71st minute when Britto was sent forward by Viana’s long pass but after turning one defender, the teenager fired high.
Police then suffered a blow when second half introduction Ricardo Peltier, who was expected to add depth to the team, received a direct red card for an off the ball violent play in the 73rd minute.
Police then had a decent opportunity to level the scores in the 77th minute, but Kenwin Matthews who had only goalkeeper John to beat after outrunning the defence fired off-target. He was replaced soon afterwards by Akeem Marshall but that didn’t help the lawmen’s chances of a comeback.
Jabloteh found the back of the net a third time when substitute Johan Peltier guided Britto’s cross into Noel’s far netting for a 3-1 score eight minutes from time.
Jabloteh then sealed their first victory for the season 4-1 in the 90th minute when Marcano was given a clear opening when substitute Willis Plaza lifted a cheeky pass over the defence while goalkeeper Noel’s challenge for the ball was a helpless one.
Police FC 1—4 San Juan Jabloteh
Keon Quow 30’ ; Cyrano Glen 4’, 6’, Johan Peltier 82’
Police FC—Adisa Noel, Randy Harris (capt), Kyle Andrews, Keron Archie, Anton Elliot, Neil Marcano, Keston Pierre, Kenwin Matthews (Akeem Marshall 79th), Todd Ryan, Keron Clarke (Ricardo Peltier 56th) (Red), Keon Quow.
Coach—Anthony Marshall.
San Juan Jabloteh—Cleon John, Marvin Oliver (capt), Karlon Murray, Elijah Manners (Yellow), Ronaldo Viana (Mikeil Awai 75th), Jason Marcano, Cyrano Glen (Johan Peltier 60th), Joel Russell (Yellow), Jamal Jack, Sheldon Bateau, Jerrel Britto (Willis Plaza 83rd).
Coach—Terry Fenwick.
Punanny, you said - Report: an account or statement describing in detail an event, situation, or the like, usually as the result of observation, inquiry, etc.
What wat inserted secondly is a report, which is an account or statement describing in MUDDA FORKING DETAIL.
Maybe Diamond Trim asked, if not, I will - WHO THE FORK IS YOU? WHAT IS YOUR CLAIM TO FAME ON PLANET EARTH? WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE AS A SKELETON WITH HUMAN FLESH AND TISSUES?
I am proud to be a festering count, I already said you can't match up to anyone who will put you in your place so you resort to big words and nonsensical forkeries.
By the way, people give two forks about me and the Pro League score updates (not reports you jenny-ass, reports are stories) since it is on time and to the point.
Seems you just like the PNM - only thriving on rambling and regurgitating a lot of 'gobar' (do you know what is that Mr Bake n Shark - with no claim to fame).
So, know who you are dealing with, I am not Diamond Trim (seems when he put u in your place you want to use a dictionary and a lot of BIG WORDS to justify your parents' failure to abort you as a feotus).
BTW - the word is around, not arung, go and take a piss and get ur diaper changed, you educated rectum!
Report: an account or statement describing in detail an event, situation, or the like, usually as the result of observation, inquiry, etc.
So tell me again how my use of 'report' was wrong yuh man tracing assclown.
I read your posts Mr Shark and am always amazed at how weak and prone to error your mind is.
My grammar is royal in its execution, certain in its syntax and perfect in its construction. I need neither google nor the ramblings of an intellectual peasant to confirm the dearth of grammatical knowledge you so proudly display. Perhaps you may impress my pet rooster with your attempts at alliteration, but surely not one who is as intimate with the english language as I. The words you are now learning I have already romanced, made love to and disposed and replaced with others. I impregnate my vocabulary with every interlude, encounter and rendezvous I have with grammar. My literary promiscuity knows no limits as my intellectual hormones rage and seek satisfaction in the vaginal cavities of linguistics.
Since you chose to venture down the boulevard of word growth and construction, an area in which you obviously were either poorly taught or failed to grasp comprehensively, I will have no choice but to educate you in the meanings, or lack thereof, of the word you so gallantly defend.
Again, for the benefit of your obtuse mind, malapropriation is NOT a word. If in fact you wanted to use the word malapropism, which, if my extensive memory serves correctly, means unintentionally misusing a word by confusing it with another, you should have engaged the services of a more cultured author, rather than blurt out such inaccuracies. I applaud your nominalization endeavour regardless of the lack of contextual correctness. Score one for you Mr Shark.
Misappropriation, however, means to use wrongly and not necessarily to steal. Stealing is a word too strong in its connotation to align with misappropriation. Embezzle would be better suited. You would now know that it is indeed this term you should have used.
I maintain that your ability to completely miss points presented is unparalleled.
You again rely heavily on hearsay as you piggy back the words of others (true or not), you define the word issue without realising the complaint was not against its varying definitions but rather the word's repeated use, you claim points made previously when they were not, and finally, and perhaps the most grave of sins, you attempt to duplicate my literary style.
Mr Bake, you are a sorrowful person. I will pray to the Gods of Language that you are freed from your intellectual bondage. Be well Mr Bake, I am rooting for you.
For all your verbal meanderings you continue to demonstrate that it is mere pretext to conceal a more fundamental deficiency. You fool no one with your continued posturing... except maybe your pet chicken. I don't need to waste any further time arguing etymology with you, not after your arguments have been thoroughly refuted and turned on its head. Your fall back position is to make incrementally silly arguments about a subject of which you clearly have only a superficial understanding. That you would suggest the use of the noun 'malapropism', as a verb ("unintentionally misusing a word...") reveals your artifice. I could go on responding to de rest ah de shit yuh typing but I don't need to belabor the point because I'm sure it's obvious to all.
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