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« on: August 04, 2006, 04:01:07 AM »
Strange American Laws...these laws are real...actually no joke, but where else should something like this be posted???
St. Louis, Missouri- The firedepartment is only allowed to rescue a woman out of a burning building if she is completley dressed.
Alabama- Men are only allowed to beat their wives with a stick that is no thicker than their own thumb.
Los Angeles, California- It is forbidden to bathe two children in the same tub at the same time.
Fairbanks, Alaska- It is forbidden for inhabitants to allow elks to have sex on a public street.
Little Rock, Arkansas- If you get caught flirting in public, you go to jail for 30 days.
Florida- Single, divorced or widdowed women who parachute jump on a Sunday or holiday will be arrested.
Coeur d' Alene, Idaho- Sex in a car is punishable, but if the police catches you "in the act", they have to honk their car horn and wait 3 minutes before they can arrest you.
Wichita, Kansas- The maltreatment of a mother-in-law is no reason for a divorce.
Kentucky- Women are not allowed to wear their bathing suits on public streets-UNLESS they weigh less than 92.4 lbs or more than 202.4 lbs, OR unless they are armed.
Salem, Massachusetts- Not even married couples are allowed to sleep naked in their rental appartment.
Hastings, Nebraska- Married couples must wear nightgowns during sex.
Brooklyn, New York- It is forbidden for donkeys to sleep in a bathtub.
North Carolina- Couples are only allowed to share a hotel room if the beds are at least 60 centimeters apart from each toher.
Oxford, Ohio- Women are not allowed to undress in front of a man’s picture.
Willowdale, Oregon- Husbands are not allowed to curse during sex.
South Carolina- Nobody is allowed to swim in a sewage canal without official permission.
San Antonio, Texas- Using eyes and hands to flirt is illegal.
Tremonton, Utah- It is forbidden to have sex in an ambulance during a rescue.
Lebanon, Virginia- Men are not allowed to kick (foot kick) their wives out of bed.
Washington D.C.- Any other position other than the missionary position is punishable.
Connorsville, Wisconsin- Men are not allowed to fire their weapons while their woman is having an orgasm.