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General Discussion / ( Red ) .....one way we can help
« on: December 18, 2006, 06:44:10 PM »
I go keep quiet and let these sites speak for themselves, Thanks for doing what you can

http://www2.oprah.com/tows/slide/200610/20061013/slide_20061013_350_101.jhtml
http://www2.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/200610/tows_past_20061013_b.jhtml
http://www2.oprah.com/tows/slide/200610/20061013/slide_20061013_284x426_301.jhtml

if you think this is a good thing pass it on, thanks
leh meh hear wha allya have to say

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General Discussion / TTFF website???
« on: December 17, 2006, 06:23:32 PM »
http://www.tnt.fifa.com/
anyone know if this site will ever be back up and running ???

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Jokes / Spot the Scottish Tumbler
« on: December 16, 2006, 06:09:05 PM »
allya watch this video and tell me which player is de Scottish Guy  ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mftENRBmO0w

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Jokes / Mr. Common Sense Ded.
« on: December 16, 2006, 08:01:06 AM »
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Mr. Common Sense.
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old
he was since his birth records were long ago
lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated
such value lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain,
why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple,
sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you earn)
and reliable Parenting strategies
(adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate
when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place.
 
Reports of a six-year-old
boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate;
 
teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch;
and a teacher fired for reprimanding an
unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when
schools were required to get parental consent
to administer aspirin to a student;
but, could not inform the parents when a student
became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live
as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment
than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost
after a woman failed to realize that a
steaming cup of coffee was hot,
she spilled a bit in her lap,
and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his

parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion;
his daughter, Responsibility;
and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two stepbrothers;
My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because
so few realized he was gone.

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Football / CFU_Club_Championship_2006
« on: December 15, 2006, 11:53:49 AM »
sorry if posted before
 
this is the link for the CFU tourney
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CFU_Club_Championship_2006
the winners of this will go to the 2007 CONCACAF Champions Cup

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Football / CONCACAF Champions' Cup 2007
« on: December 15, 2006, 11:42:37 AM »
Has this Topic been covered before ???

CONCACAF Champions' Cup 2007

The 2007 CONCACAF Champions' Cup will the 46th edition of the annual international club football competition held in the CONCACAF region (North America and the Caribbean). It will determine that year's club champion of association football in the CONCACAF region. The tournament is also a qualifying event for the 2007 FIFA Club World Cup.

Contents [hide]

[edit] Qualified teams
 Pachuca - 2006 Clausura champion[1]
 Chivas de Guadalajara - 2006 Apertura champion
 Houston Dynamo - 2006 MLS Cup champion[2]
 D.C. United - 2006 MLS Supporters' Shield champion[3]
 Puntarenas - 2006 Torneo UNCAF champion
 Olimpia - 2006 Torneo UNCAF runner-up
 Marquense - 2006 Torneo UNCAF third place
TBD - 2006 CFU Club Championship winner- dis is de one spot our two teams are plying for

[edit] Quarterfinals
Each round of the tournament will be two-legged. The first-leg of the Quarterfinals will take place between February 20 and 22, 2007 with the return-legs set for February 27 to March 1, 2007.

Team #1 Agg. Team #2 1st leg 2nd leg
CF Pachuca  -  Marquense - -
Puntarenas FC  -  Houston Dynamo - -
2006 CFU Club Championship Winner -  Chivas de Guadalajara - -
CD Olimpia  -  DC United - -

[edit] Semifinals
The first-leg of the Semifinals will take place between March 13 and 15, 2007 with the return-legs set between April 3 and 5 2007.

[edit] Notes
^ "Mexico’s Pachuca CF qualify to 2007 Champions’ Cup", The Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football, 2006-05-21. Retrieved on 2006-09-11. (in English)
^ "USA’s Houston Dynamo progress to 2007 CONCACAF Champions' Cup", The Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football, 2006-11-12. Retrieved on 2006-11-12. (in English)
^ "USA’s D.C. United advances to 2007 CONCACAF Champions’ Cup", The Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football, 2006-10-01. Retrieved on 2006-10-01. (in English)
CONCACAF Champions' Cup
1962 | 1963 | 1964 | 1965 | 1966 | 1967 | 1968 | 1969 | 1970 | 1971 | 1972 | 1973 | 1974 | 1975 | 1976 | 1977 | 1978 | 1979 | 1980 | 1981 | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | 1986 | 1987 | 1988 | 1989 | 1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007
International club football v • d • e
FIFA | Club World Cup | Intercontinental Cup (defunct) | CWC/IC statistics | Player of the Year | Teams

     Asia: AFC – Champions League
     Africa: CAF – Champions League
     North America: CONCACAF – Champions' Cup
     South America: CONMEBOL – Copa Libertadores
     Oceania: OFC – Champions League
     Europe: UEFA – Champions League   
 
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CONCACAF_Champions%27_Cup_2007"

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Jokes / Did Santa get his Ride Pimped?
« on: December 13, 2006, 07:09:53 PM »

368
Jokes / Hu is the Leader of China?
« on: December 11, 2006, 10:38:53 PM »

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General Discussion / Leave de Man alone nuh
« on: December 11, 2006, 05:34:09 PM »
Another USA Politician saying real $#!T, Again
Allya leave de man alone

Lawmaker wants Castro dead, not assassinated

MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- A congresswoman says a video clip showing her calling for Fidel Castro's assassination is fake, a charge denied Sunday by the film's director.

Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, R-Florida, appears in the 28-second clip made available on the Internet by the makers of a new British documentary, "638 Ways to Kill Castro."

In it, she says: "I welcome the opportunity of having anyone assassinate Fidel Castro and any leader who is oppressing the people."

However, the Havana-born lawmaker, recently tapped to become the top Republican on the House International Relations Committee, says the filmmakers spliced clips together to make the sound bite.

"It's twisted in a way that gives the viewer a totally wrong impression," Ros-Lehtinen told The Miami Herald. "I've said the community has moved on, that those strategies are not being used today, but apparently the filmmakers think we're still in a '60s mentality."

Still, she said it was possible she has, at some point, mentioned Castro's potential assassination.

"If someone were to do it, I wouldn't be crying," she said.

The film's director, Dolan Cannell, stood by the authenticity of the footage.

"I can assure you categorically and completely that there has been no distortion of what she said," Cannell told The Associated Press on Sunday.

Ros-Lehtinen said she has seen the documentary and the final cut does not include that video clip. However, the documentary's Web site -- http://www.638waystokillcastro.com/ -- has a link to the clip.

The congresswoman said she's not shy about wanting Castro dead.

"No one advocates assassination," she said. "What we are advocating for is free elections, freedom for political prisoners, free expression of ideas and respect for human rights. That's how you get change in Cuba. Not assassination."

Jane Saunders, a spokeswoman for the British filmmakers, did not immediately respond to a call Sunday seeking comment.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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Saw this guy on CNN today.
 

December 7th, 2006 Contact: R.C. Hammond
Phone: 202 224-3753
 
SENATOR SMITH DISCUSSES IRAQ ON SENATE FLOOR 
 
Mr. SMITH. Mr. President, I know it is probably appropriate to speak of our colleagues, and I will do that on the record. I rise tonight, however, to speak about a subject heavy on my mind. It is the subject of the war in Iraq.

I have never worn the uniform of my country. I am not a soldier or a veteran. I regret that fact. It is one of the regrets of my life. But I am a student of history, particularly military history, and it is that perspective which I brought to the Senate 10 years ago as a newly elected Member of this Chamber.

When we came to the vote on Iraq, it was an issue of great moment for me. No issue is more difficult to vote on than war and peace, because it involves the lives of our soldiers, our young men and women. It involves the expenditure of our treasure, putting on the line the prestige of our country. It is not a vote taken lightly. I have tried to be a good soldier in this Chamber. I have tried to support our President, believing at the time of the vote on the war in Iraq that we had been given good intelligence and knowing that Saddam Hussein was a menace to the world, a brutal dictator, a tyrant by any standard, and one who threatened our country in many different ways, through the financing and fomenting of terrorism. For those reasons and believing that we would find weapons of mass destruction, I voted aye.

I have been rather silent on this question ever since. I have been rather quiet because, when I was visiting Oregon troops in Kirkuk in the Kurdish area, the soldiers said to me: Senator, don't tell me you support the troops and not our mission. That gave me pause. But since that time, there have been 2,899 American casualties. There have been over 22,000 American men and women wounded. There has been an expenditure of $290 billion a figure that approaches the expenditure we have every year on an issue as important as Medicare. We have paid a price in blood and treasure that is beyond calculation by my estimation.

 Now, as I witness the slow undoing of our efforts there, I rise to speak from my heart. I was greatly disturbed recently to read a comment by a man I admire in history, one Winston Churchill, who after the British mandate extended to the peoples of Iraq for 5 years, wrote to David Lloyd George, Prime Minister of England:

At present we are paying 8 millions a year for the privilege of living on an ungrateful volcano.

When I read that, I thought, not much has changed. We have to learn the lessons of history and sometimes they are painful because we have made mistakes.

Even though I have not worn the uniform of my country, I, with other colleagues here, love this Nation. I came into politics because I believed in some things. I am unusually proud of the fact of our recent history, the history of our Nation since my own birth. At the end of the Second World War, there were 15 nations on earth that could be counted as democracies that you and I would recognize. Today there are 150 nations on earth that are democratic and free. That would not have happened had the United States been insular and returned to our isolationist roots, had we laid down the mantle of world leadership, had we not seen the importance of propounding and encouraging the spread of democracy, the rule of law, human rights, and the values of our Bill of Rights. It is a better world because of the United States of America, and the price we have paid is one of blood and treasure.

Now we come to a great crossroads. A commission has just done some, I suppose, good work. I am still evaluating it. I welcome any ideas now because where we are leaves me feeling much like Churchill, that we are paying the price to sit on a mountain that is little more than a volcano of ingratitude.

Yet as I feel that, I remember the pride I felt when the statue of Saddam Hussein came down. I remember the thrill I felt when three times Iraqis risked their own lives to vote democratically in a way that was internationally verifiable as well as legitimate and important. Now all of those memories seem much like ashes to me.

The Iraq Study Group has given us some ideas. I don't know if they are good or not. It does seem to me that it is a recipe for retreat. It is not cut and run, but it is cut and walk. I don't know that that is any more honorable than cutting and running, because cutting and walking involves greater expenditure of our treasure, greater loss of American lives. 

Many things have been attributed to George Bush. I have heard him on this floor blamed for every ill, even the weather. But I do not believe him to be a liar. I do not believe him to be a traitor, nor do I believe all the bravado and the statements and the accusations made against him. I believe him to be a very idealistic man. I believe him to have a stubborn backbone. He is not guilty of perfidy, but I do believe he is guilty of believing bad intelligence and giving us the same.

I can't tell you how devastated I was to learn that in fact we were not going to find weapons of mass destruction. But remembering the words of the soldier--don't tell me you support the troops but you don't support my mission--I felt the duty to continue my support. Yet I believe the President is guilty of trying to win a short war and not understanding fully the nature of the ancient hatreds of the Middle East. Iraq is a European creation. At the Treaty of Versailles, the victorious powers put together Kurdish, Sunni, and Shia tribes that had been killing each other for time immemorial. I would like to think there is an Iraqi identity. I would like to remember the purple fingers raised high. But we can not want democracy for Iraq more than they want it for themselves. And what I find now is that our tactics there have failed.

Again, I am not a soldier, but I do know something about military history. And what that tells me is when you are engaged in a war of insurgency, you can't clear and leave. With few exceptions, throughout Iraq that is what we have done. To fight an insurgency often takes a decade or more. It takes more troops than we have committed. It takes clearing, holding, and building so that the people there see the value of what we are doing. They become the source of intelligence, and they weed out the insurgents. But we have not cleared and held and built. We have cleared and left, and the insurgents have come back.

I, for one, am at the end of my rope when it comes to supporting a policy that has our soldiers patrolling the same streets in the same way, being blown up by the same bombs day after day. That is absurd. It may even be criminal. I cannot support that anymore. I believe we need to figure out how to fight the war on terror and to do it right. So either we clear and hold and build, or let's go home.

There are no good options, as the Iraq Study Group has mentioned in their report. I am not sure cutting and walking is any better. I have little confidence that the Syrians and the Iranians are going to be serious about helping us to build a stable and democratic Iraq. I am at a crossroads as well. I want my constituents to know what is in my heart, what has guided my votes.

What will continue to guide the way I vote is simply this: I do not believe we can retreat from the greater war on terror. Iraq is a battlefield in that larger war. But I do believe we need a presence there on the near horizon at least that allows us to provide intelligence, interdiction, logistics, but mostly a presence to say to the murderers that come across the border: We are here, and we will deal with you. But we have no business being a policeman in someone else's civil war.

I welcome the Iraq Study Group's report, but if we are ultimately going to retreat, I would rather do it sooner than later. I am looking for answers, but the current course is unacceptable to this Senator. I suppose if the President is guilty of one other thing, I find it also in the words of Winston Churchill. He said:

After the First World War, let us learn our lessons. Never, never believe that any war will be smooth and easy or that anyone who embarks on this strange voyage can measure the tides and the hurricanes. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.

That is a lesson we are learning again. I am afraid, rather than leveling with the American people and saying this was going to be a decade-long conflict because of the angst and hatred that exists in that part of the world, that we tried to win it with too few troops in too fast a time. Lest anyone thinks I believe we have failed militarily, please understand I believe when President Bush stood in front of ``mission accomplished'' on an aircraft carrier that, in purely military terms, the mission was accomplished in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. But winning a battle, winning a war, is different than winning a peace.

We were not prepared to win the peace by clearing, holding, and building. You don't do that fast and you don't do it with too few troops. I believe now that we must either determine to do that, or we must redeploy in a way that allows us to continue to prosecute the larger war on terror. It will not be pretty. We will pay a price in world opinion. But I, for one, am tired of paying the price of 10 or more of our troops dying a day. So let's cut and run, or cut and walk, or let us fight the war on terror more intelligently than we have, because we have fought this war in a very lamentable way.

Those are my feelings. I regret them. I would have never voted for this conflict had I reason to believe that the intelligence we had was not accurate. It was not accurate, but that is history. Now we must find a way to make the best of a terrible situation, at a minimum of loss of life for our brave fighting men and women. So I will be looking for every opportunity to clear, build, hold, and win or how to bring our troops home.

I yield the floor.
http://gsmith.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressReleases.Detail&PressRelease_id=254

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General Discussion / Dese people lives will be forever changed
« on: December 11, 2006, 04:12:12 PM »
First five jurors picked for B.C's Pickton serial murder trial
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
at 16:28 on December 11, 2006, EST.
 

Artist's sketch shows accused Robert Pickton as he appeared in
B.C. Supreme Court for his jury selection.(CP PHOTO/Artist/Jane Wolsak)

NEW WESTMINSTER, B.C. (CP) - The first five jurors have been selected for the trial of accused serial killer Robert Pickton.

The three women and two men were chosen at the morning session of court in New Westminster, B.C. Among them is a bartender, a part-time student and a man who works with mentally challenged adults. Earlier, Justice James Williams told the first group of 30 potential jurors what to expect in the trial and in the process for selecting a jury.

Both Crown and defence lawyers have 22 chances each to reject a potential juror.

Pickton faces six counts of first-degree murder in this trial starting on Jan. 8, and is to face another 20 counts of murder in a later trial.
 
http://start.shaw.ca/start/enCA/News/NationalNewsArticle.htm?src=n121149A.xml

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Jokes / Italian Cookies
« on: December 07, 2006, 09:13:56 PM »
This is for all the Italians out there, and those who are lucky enough to
be married to an Italian, and even to all the friends of Italians.
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies
of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian
anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining
strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he
slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort
while
gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored
breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it
not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.
For there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy
man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the
wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing
him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a
cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a
spatula by his wife .  . .

"Get out of here! " she shouted , "They're for the funeral."

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Jokes / Let's-Go-Camping
« on: December 05, 2006, 04:28:56 PM »

374
Jokes / ADULT GAMERS ONLY :)
« on: December 05, 2006, 04:20:45 PM »

375
Jokes / Cop Hater
« on: December 05, 2006, 04:16:31 PM »

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General Discussion / some Crazy gift ideas?
« on: November 27, 2006, 12:09:38 PM »
since Christmas is coming, maybe this is what you all have been looking for  ;D ;D

or     or      maybe you looking for that Special T-Shirt

maybe a T Shirt for your very special friend in Toronto

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Jokes / A man's letter to Dear Abby
« on: November 26, 2006, 10:29:14 PM »
Dear Abby,
 
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.
 
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
 
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
 
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
 
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her.
 
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.
 
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 
Thanks, Bob

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Jokes / Have you ever wondered?
« on: November 26, 2006, 05:30:58 PM »
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every
two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special
Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed
if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Jokes / ITALIAN WEDDING NIGHT...
« on: November 23, 2006, 10:56:20 PM »
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was
still
a virgin.

On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she wazza very
nervous.

Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs He'll take good care of you."

So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs.

Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and
on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half !"
.
.
.
.
.
Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta..."

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Other Sports / 2006 Grey Cup in Winterpeg
« on: November 19, 2006, 04:50:17 PM »
Ok fellas it is BC Lions against dat udda team  ;D ;D
ok ok is les Alouettes de Montréal
BC by 6 points

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Jokes / Latest Bird Flu Victim
« on: November 17, 2006, 08:56:00 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Jokes / Doh mess wid some people eh
« on: November 17, 2006, 08:51:23 PM »

385
Jokes / Advrtisers ent easy
« on: November 17, 2006, 08:36:00 PM »

wha nex?

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General Discussion / Tings ya mudda warned ya about
« on: November 17, 2006, 07:05:08 PM »
Ok, leh meh hear allya

1) If a fly pass in front ya face, when you do dat, it go stay so.
2) I f ya swallow dat watermellon seed it go grow in ya stomach


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Jokes / The Stewardess
« on: November 17, 2006, 06:54:31 PM »
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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General Discussion / Robert Service
« on: November 17, 2006, 10:54:42 AM »
I used to read his stuff, has any of y'all done the same
look an example  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lBkuz1TlVc

selected stories  http://www.geocities.com/heartland/bluffs/8336/robert_service.html

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General Discussion / 'Street Fight", the Documentary
« on: November 13, 2006, 04:39:58 PM »
I was able to watch that Documentary last night and dat fella, "Sharpe James", reminds me of dat fella in de TTFF.  :devil: :devil:

watch de trailer

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/story/2006/05/05/street-fight.html
http://www.cbc.ca/passionateeyesunday/feature_070506.html

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General Discussion / Flyin Kite
« on: November 11, 2006, 12:05:11 PM »
check dis fella
http://www.kitelife.com/videos/demo/bethell_promo.htm
i car get my chikichong to do nuttin so ;D ;D ;D ;D

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