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General Discussion / There is Hope
« on: November 08, 2006, 08:30:22 PM »
Time to build a better world. For all my friends in the USA, allya listen to the Jackson 5 sing "Can you Feel It?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06mz2yB46JM

"The House of Representatives has now become a key check on an out-of-control executive. It reflects a big shift in the minds and souls of Americans. The Senate  has gone is still unclear - but the to the Democrats. have made gains, clearly. The founders knew what they were doing. The country wants to go back to the center, to have a sane, reality-based debate about what to do in Iraq, how to rescue the looming fiscal catastrophe, and how to defeat Islamo-fascism and how to detain and interrogate terror suspects. So we have a re-balancing. I think we know enough now for this:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y70V-PKzks

http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish/

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General Discussion / Wha McCain REALLY saying.
« on: November 08, 2006, 02:20:53 PM »
I am watching McCain's reaction and I THINK  :-\ that he is callin for something more than just a voluntary force in Iraq...maybe DRAFT...???

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Jokes / Vote for Kinky
« on: November 07, 2006, 01:40:00 PM »

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General Discussion / Who do YOU vote for in the USA?
« on: November 07, 2006, 12:27:58 PM »
Well people who live in the USA here is a website to give you info on ANY candidate in any state.
I must say the title is misleading as it should be "Dont Vote Untill"

http://www.dontvote.com/map.html

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General Discussion / A vote for Mark Foley is a vote for Joe Negron.
« on: November 07, 2006, 12:13:04 PM »
"A vote for former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley is a vote for his Republican replacement Joe Negron" has a nice ring to it. Pass it on.

Democrats protest plan to place signs at polls

 Officials consider clarifying confusion over new candidate.
 
By Joel Hood
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

October 4, 2006

Election officials at state and local levels are considering posting signs in polling places and including material in absentee ballots throughout the 16th Congressional District clarifying that a vote for former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley is a vote for his Republican replacement Joe Negron.

Negron supports the idea but his opponent, Democrat Tim Mahoney, as well as some legal experts, are crying foul, saying this would give the Republican an unfair advantage in a race already overshadowed by controversy and turmoil.

"If that sign is permitted, we're going to fight it," said Wahid Mahmood, chairman of the Democratic Party in Palm Beach County. "It's not fair to other candidates; it's a campaign slogan."

Sterling Ivey, spokesman for the Florida Division of Elections, said state law does not prohibit such signs from being posted at polling places in an effort to clear up confusion for voters. He said election officials are looking into doing the same thing in the state House District 61 race on the west coast, where incumbent Ken Littlefield abruptly dropped his re-election bid after being appointed to the state Public Service Commission.

Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Arthur Anderson said he liked the idea of signs and didn't think they would put the Palm Beach Gardens businessman at a disadvantage.

"Oftentimes people don't read signage at polling places," Anderson said. "I don't think it would necessarily do anything to Mahoney."

But Mahoney's campaign spokeswoman, Jessica Santillo, said, "It is our understanding that the Florida Department of State is attempting to engage in prohibited electioneering. The people of Florida deserve a fair election."

Republicans on Monday chose Negron, a state representative from Stuart, to run in place of Foley in the 16th District race. Foley, a six-term incumbent, abruptly resigned from Congress and abandoned his re-election bid Friday after being confronted with sexually explicit Internet messages he sent to teenage boys working as congressional pages.

Negron's campaign got off to a slow start Tuesday. He was an alternate juror on a capital murder case in Martin County until a judge dismissed him from duties around noon. A fiscal conservative and former House budget chairman, Negron was later interviewed by MSNBC's Chris Matthews and Rita Crosby. He had an evening meeting planned with staff to go over campaign tactics and said he would travel the district by car today.

Because Foley pulled out of the race after the primary election results were certified, it will be his name, not Negron's, on the Nov. 7 ballot. Political experts say that presents a problem for Negron, 45, who in the five weeks before Election Day is expected to try to distance himself from the Foley scandal.

The state law on printed ballots was adopted, in part, to clear up voter confusion by creating uniform ballots across district lines, Ivey said. It's also a practical and cost-saving move for counties, which do not have to tear up printed ballots carrying the old candidate's name, Anderson said.

However, constitutional law experts at Florida Atlantic University and the University of Florida argue that signs could be construed as campaign material, and therefore in violation of state law.

"It sounds problematic to me," said Joseph Little, a constitutional law professor at UF. "It touches on campaigning ... and that would be entirely inappropriate. I don't think it should be the business of government to be making those decisions."

Maryland recently amended its election laws after a state appellate court ruled that signs could be used at polling locations to aid voters.

Anderson said he sees parallels to this congressional race.

"You have to think about what's best for the voters," he said. "This is already a complicated situation."

Joel Hood can be reached at jhood@sun-sentinel.com or 561-243-6611.


Copyright © 2006, South Florida Sun-Sentinel

 
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-pnprace04oct04,0,7353032.story?coll=sfla-news-palm

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Jokes / Original Hollywood Squares answers.
« on: November 06, 2006, 05:52:42 PM »
Remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics? These great
questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show
responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall
was the host asking the questions, of course.



Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high  should you
be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a
woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awak e.


Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you
think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's
married?

A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.


Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while talking?
A. Rose Marie : You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll
give you a gesture you' ll  never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries.   Are you going to
get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.
One is politics, what is the other?

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose
do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the
habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.


Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do?

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?


Q. Whe n a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and
has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.


Q. A ccording to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in
bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

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Cricket Anyone / Aussies favourites for ICC final
« on: November 04, 2006, 10:05:44 AM »
Aussies favourites for ICC final
ICC Champions Trophy final, Mumbai: Australia v West Indies
Play starts Sunday 0900 GMT

The Champions Trophy reaches its climax on Sunday when holders West Indies, who had to pre-qualify, play pre-tournament favourites Australia in the final.
The two teams met in the group stages, Runako Morton and Jerome Taylor starring as the Windies triumphed.

Australia veterans Glenn McGrath and Damien Martyn have been their star performers in the tournament so far.

West Indies opener Chris Gayle has successive centuries, against England and South Africa, behind him.

As well as a remarkable 437 runs in the tournament, Gayle has taken eight wickets with an economy rate of less than four an over.

His captain Brian Lara said he would have to continue to keep up his good form.

"Chris Gayle has always been a top player with the bat, with the ball and in the field," said Lara.

"I am almost sure that he does not want to leave the centre stage to anyone come the final.

"In the practice sessions his preparation is great and he is reaping the rewards right now."

Australia have never won the Champions Trophy, but have triumphed in the last two World Cups and after the early 10-run loss to West Indies they have looked the part.

England, India and New Zealand have been swept aside without too much bother and captain Ricky Ponting is confident.

"We have probably won more one-day finals, one-day tournaments, and World Cups than any other team... certainly a lot more than the West Indies have," he said.

"We know what it takes to win big games and we will see how the West Indian players will cope under pressure."

After deciding against a specialist spinner in three of their four matches to date, Australia could use one at Mumbai's Brabourne Stadium.

Ponting said: "The conditions here have been more suited to spin than any other wicket in the competition so far, and that brings Dan Cullen and Brad Hogg into consideration."

With Mitchell Johnson impressing recently, Nathan Bracken may have to be jettisoned if a spinner is used.

West Indies are likely to play the same side that beat South Africa in the semi-final, with Wavell Hinds, Corey Collymore and Fidel Edwards all set to share drinks-carrying duties.

Australia (from): Ricky Ponting (captain), Adam Gilchrist, Shane Watson, Damien Martyn, Andrew Symonds, Michael Clarke, Michael Hussey, Brad Hogg, Brett Lee, Dan Cullen, Glenn McGrath, Nathan Bracken, Mitchell Johnson, Simon Katich.

West Indies (from): Brian Lara (captain), Chris Gayle, Shivnarine Chanderpaul, Ramnaresh Sarwan, Dwayne Bravo, Wavell Hinds, Marlon Samuels, Dwayne Smith, Carlton Baugh, Fidel Edwards, Ian Bradshaw, Runako Morton, Jerome Taylor, Corey Collymore.

Story from BBC SPORT:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi/cricket/6113034.stm

Published: 2006/11/04 11:52:53 GMT
© BBC MMVI

Fellas, allya kno dem Aussies go come wid some serious Trash Talk, so play allya game and doh let dem get to allya. On to Victory.

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Jokes / what are your odds of passing?
« on: November 03, 2006, 01:06:40 PM »

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and
all of them had an "A" so far.

These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The
professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.

The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.  The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.  Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written....










For 95 points: Which tire? _____

399
Jokes / Barbiturate
« on: November 01, 2006, 01:23:01 PM »
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.


The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We do n't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."



...........You're gonna love this.........











The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate

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General Discussion / Happy Halloween
« on: October 31, 2006, 06:14:12 PM »
I hope you all have a safe Halloween

go here
http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/halloween.htm

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Jokes / A day just for Pecan
« on: October 29, 2006, 01:54:27 AM »
Pecan I see day have ah day jez for you man
November 1st is Pecan Day, You nut you  :D :D :D :D
http://www.123greetings.com/events/november2006.html

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Jokes / Bush responds to Chavez.
« on: October 26, 2006, 11:46:35 AM »
During a United Nation speech, the president of Venezuela, Chavez, said that the UN should be taken out of the United States.
when asked for a comment President Bush said, " That would mean we would be left with the Ited States"

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General Discussion / "Forum Bunker"
« on: October 24, 2006, 06:26:19 PM »
all of allya who want to be distracted from all the other "Bull Ta Ta THREADS", if you catch my drift, can come in here and just talk real unadultarted $#!T to distract you from what going on.
 ;D :D ;) :) :rotfl:

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Jokes / Kinda close
« on: October 23, 2006, 05:32:14 PM »
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.


When they arrived to the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.


Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"


He replied, "To the kitchen."


She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"


He replied, "Sure."


She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"


He said, "No, I can remember that."


She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."


He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."


She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."


With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.


After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:


"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / Gettting ahead in life equation
« on: October 23, 2006, 09:29:35 AM »
This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it means to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and  Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

there is a fella in my work who does go for 103% all de time,
he is sooooo good he does believe heself
;D ;D

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General Discussion / My Pictures of TnT
« on: October 21, 2006, 05:00:49 PM »

408
Jokes / Crazy Frog Choon
« on: October 19, 2006, 01:06:02 PM »
I got a copy of "Trinibashment Soca Compilation 2" CD and one of the choons is called Crazy Frog by Froggie.
What is the joke with that choon?  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
anyone know?

409
Jokes / New Used Car
« on: October 19, 2006, 10:23:36 AM »
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
     As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon  two little old 
     ladies sitting in a used car.
     He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.   
     Were they trying to steal it?
    "Heavens no, we bought  it."
    "Then why don't you drive it away."
    "We can't drive."
    "Then why did you buy it?"
    "We were told that if we bought a Used car here, we'd get 
    screwed ..so we're just waiting.

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Football / We need someone like this in FIFA
« on: October 18, 2006, 01:44:16 PM »
( I accidently deleted my first Topic on this )

Olympic corruption whistleblower Marc Hodler dies at 87
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
at 10:24 on October 18, 2006, EST.
 

Marc Hodler. (AP Photo/Keystone, Monika Flueckiger)
BERN, Switzerland (AP) - Marc Hodler, the Swiss IOC member who blew the whistle on corruption in the Salt Lake City Olympics bidding process, died Wednesday, his family and the IOC said. He was 87.

Hodler, who was president of the international ski federation from 1951 to 1998, died in Bern after a "short, serious illness," his son Beat said.

The IOC said Hodler suffered a stroke Sunday.

Hodler's death came eight days before what would have been his 88th birthday.

"The IOC expresses its sadness at the passing of a member who dedicated so much to the Olympic movement," IOC president Jacques Rogge said in a statement after arriving on a visit to Tokyo. "Our thoughts and prayers are with Mr. Hodler's family."

Hodler, an IOC member since 1963, set off the bid scandal that led to the biggest ethics crisis in the history of the International Olympic Committee. In 1998, he detailed what he called systematic buying and selling of votes in the host city selection process for the 2002 Winter Games.

The crisis led to an unprecedented purge of IOC members, with six delegates expelled and four resigning for receiving improper gifts or benefits.

The IOC also enacted a series of reforms, including a ban on visits by members to bidding cities.

Hodler, a lawyer, was an IOC vice-president from 1993 to 1997 and served three separate terms on the rule-making executive board.

Hodler was the first official to use the word "bribe" to describe the methods used by Salt Lake City to win the vote for the 2002 Games.

In November 1998, a Salt Lake television station obtained a leaked document disclosing that the city's Olympic bid team had set up a scholarship fund for the relatives of IOC members.

The story remained mainly a local controversy until two weeks later, when Hodler - the IOC official with oversight over the Salt Lake Games - raised the stakes by declaring that the college tuition payments amounted to bribes.

But Hodler was just getting warmed up.

On Dec. 12, 1998, he unleashed a series of corruption allegations that shook the IOC to its foundations.

The marble lobby of the IOC's headquarters was the setting for extraordinary scenes as Hodler, encircled by reporters, held court.

At one point, he took over a podium reserved for a sponsorship news conference and delivered his own impromptu briefing, while then IOC president Juan Antonio Samaranch and other officials watched in stunned silence.

Among Hodler's allegations:

-Vote buying was common in the selection of Olympic host cities, including the successful bids of Atlanta, Nagano, Sydney and Salt Lake.

-Five to seven per cent of IOC members were open to bribes.

-Four agents, including one unidentified IOC member, bought and sold blocs of votes for up to US$1 million.

-Agents demanded payment of between $3 million and $5 million from cities winning the bid.

The IOC set up an internal investigation which led to the ouster of 10 members and severe warnings for others. Hodler's principal allegations - that agents buy and sell votes for big sums of money - were never confirmed, however.

The scandal led to the resignations of Salt Lake's top two Olympic officials: Frank Joklik and Dave Johnson. Mitt Romney, a former venture capitalist and current Massachusetts governor, took over as the new organizing chief.

The U.S. Justice Department accused Salt Lake bid leaders Tom Welch and Johnson of lavishing $1 million in cash, gifts and other inducements on IOC members. The federal government's case against them was thrown out in midtrial by a Utah judge.

The scandal spread to Sydney, Nagano, Atlanta and other cities, where further bidding excesses were exposed.

While the scandal initially centered on the role of Salt Lake bid officials, the IOC quickly came under scrutiny. Critics accused the organization of fostering a corrupt bidding process and doing nothing to stop the abuses.

A year later, the IOC approved a 50-point reform package. The assembly voted to eliminate the biggest perk enjoyed by IOC members - travelling around the globe at the expense of bid cities desperate to win their votes.

The IOC also lowered the age limit for new members, set term limits and put 15 active athletes on the committee.

Hodler's allegations also led to a backlash against Switzerland. The Swiss town of Sion was the favourite in the bidding for the 2006 Winter Olympics but an anti-Hodler vote gave the games instead to Turin, Italy.

At the time of his death, Hodler was the second longest serving IOC member after Brazil's Joao Havelange.

He is survived by his wife, Anna Rosa, and two sons, Beat and Martin.
 

©The Canadian Press, 2006

http://start.shaw.ca/start/enCA/Sports/SportsNewsArticle.htm?src=s101819A.xml

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Jokes / Puns of the Day
« on: October 17, 2006, 11:36:20 AM »
Some puns to start your day


 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
     ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
     you, but don't start anything."

 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
     says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
     this taste funny to you?"

 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
     "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
     Unusual."

 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
     Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
     believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
     nothing to look at either.

 10 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
     couldn't find any.

 11. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He
     shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,
    "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

 12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

 13. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
       and says "Dam!"

 14. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
     which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
     very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
     from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh! , man, this is so bad, it's
     good)..... A super calloused fragile my stic hexed by halitosis. One
    of my all-time favorites!

15  And finally, there was the person who sent fifteen different puns
     to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make
     them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Jokes / Call Centre Conversations
« on: October 16, 2006, 02:40:41 PM »
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer:     "I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two
days and can't get through to enquiries, can you
help?".
Operator:     "Where did you get that number from,
sir?"
Customer:     "It was on the door to the Travel
Centre".
Operator:     "Sir, they are our opening hours".

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Samsung Electronics
Caller:          "Can you give me the telephone number
for Jack?"
Operator:     "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who
you are talking about".
Caller:          "On page 1, section 5, of the user
guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax
machine from the AC  wall socket and telephone Jack
before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for
Jack?"
Operator:      "I think you mean the telephone point
on the wall".
----------------------------------------------------------------------
RAC Motoring Services
Caller:          "Does your European Breakdown Policy
cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"

Operator:      " Doesn't the product name give you a
clue?"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while
travelling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change
the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller:               "I'd like the number of the
Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator:          "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is
the spelling correct?"
Caller:               "Well, it used to be called the
Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear
company in Woven.
Operator:        "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller:             "Yes. That's what it says on the
label; Woven in Scotland".
----------------------------------------------------------------------
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing
sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:

"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to
write the number on".
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tech Support:      "I need you to right-click on the
Open Desktop".
Customer:             "OK".
Tech Support:      "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer:             "No".
Tech Support:      "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see
a pop-up menu?"
Customer:             "No".
Tech Support:      "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you
have done up until this point?".

 Customer:            "Sure. You told me to write
'click' and I wrote 'click'".
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Tech Support:          "OK. In the bottom left hand
side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button
displayed?"
Customer:                 "Wow. How can you see my
screen from there?"
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Caller:  "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I
have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system
clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There's always one. This has got to be one of the
funniest things in a long time. I think this guy
should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true
story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was
transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer
care department. Needless to say the Help Desk
employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing
the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without
Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee. (Now I know why they record these
conversations!):

Operator:         "Ridge Hall, computer assistance;
may I help you?"
Caller:              "Yes, well, I'm having trouble
with WordPerfect."
Operator:         "What sort of trouble??"
Caller:              "Well, I was just typing along,
and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator:         "Went away?"
Caller:              "They disappeared."
Operator:         "Hmm So what does your screen look
like now?"
Caller:              "Nothing."
Operator:         "Nothing??"
Caller:              "It's blank; it won't accept
anything when I type."
Operator:         "Are you still in WordPerfect, or
did you get out??"
Caller:              "How do I tell?"
Operator:         "Can you see the C: prompt on the
screen??"
Caller:              "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator:         "Never mind, can you move your
cursor around the screen?"
Caller:              "There isn't any cursor: I told
you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator:         "Does your monitor have a power
indicator??"
Caller:              "What's a monitor?"
Operator:         "It's the thing with the screen on
it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light
that tells you when it's on??"
Caller:               "I don't know."
Operator:          "Well, then look on the back of the
monitor and find where the power cord goes into it.
Can you see that??"
Caller:              "Yes, I think so."
Operator:         "Great. Follow the cord to the plug,
and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.

Caller:              "Yes, it is."
Operator:         "When you were behind the monitor,
did you notice that there were two cables plugged into
the back of it, not just one??"
Caller:               "No."
Operator:          "Well, there are. I need you to
look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller:               "Okay, here it is."
Operator:          "Follow it for me, and tell me if
it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller:               "I can't reach."
Operator:          "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it
is??"
Caller:               "No."
Operator:          "Even if you maybe put your knee on
something and lean way over??"
Caller:               "Oh, it's not because I don't
have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator:          "Dark??"
Caller:               "Yes - the office light is off,
and the only light I have is coming in from the
window.

" Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller:               "I can't."
Operator:          "No? Why not??"
Caller:               "Because there's a power
failure."
Operator:  "A power......... A power failure? Aha,
Okay, we've got it licked now.

Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing
stuff your computer came in??"

Caller:               "Well, yes, I keep them in the
closet."
Operator:           "Good. Go get them, and unplug
your system and pack it up just like it was when you
got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it
from."
Caller:                "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator:            "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller:                 "Well, all right then, I
suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator:            "Tell them you're too damn
stupid to own a computer.

414
Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Some Ole Time Calypso compilations
« on: October 15, 2006, 03:22:27 PM »
http://www.siebethissen.net/Dr_Auratheft/Mom_Radio/Big_Bamboo.mp3  63,7MB  Big Bamboo, Calypso ‘Picong' Classics (1914-2002)

http://www.siebethissen.net/Dr_Auratheft/Mom_Radio/War_At_Dirty_Jims.mp3   55,6MB  Calypso War Songs

http://www.siebethissen.net/Dr_Auratheft/Mom_Radio/Mambo_Bang_Bang.mp3  66,1MB  Calypso/Mento 'Night Food' & 'Africa' Classics dis one have Holly Betaudier as de MC.  ;D ;D

http://www.siebethissen.net/Dr_Auratheft/Mom_Radio/Bam_Bam.mp3   60,3MB  Bam Bam (Jamaican Mento Mixxx), a collection of mento classics

http://www.siebethissen.net/Dr_Auratheft/Mom_Radio/index.htm

another download link
http://mobtownskasounds.podomatic.com/enclosure/2006-10-08T08_48_29-07_00.mp3
from http://mobtownskasounds.podomatic.com/

415
Jokes / Beckham's Shirt
« on: October 09, 2006, 03:44:54 AM »

416
General Discussion / The words of the day are Nihilism and Gnosticism.
« on: October 06, 2006, 12:43:25 PM »
The words of the day are Nihilism and Gnosticism.
Whey I learn two new words today!

http://nov55.com/rel/prl.html

TrueTrini and Asylumseeker look some fodder fa allya

417
General Discussion / Canadian Government is ah Joke
« on: October 06, 2006, 12:31:39 PM »
http://start.shaw.ca/start/enCA/News/NationalNewsArticle.htm?src=n100635A.xml

the Prime Minister of Canada goin and lodge an official complaint against the way the US treated Arar.

aaaahhhh Mr Prime Minister the RCMP are to BLAME, as they should NEVER have handed Mr Arar over to the blasted Yankees.

418
Football / Adieu Monsieur Barthez, merci beaucoup mon Ami
« on: October 05, 2006, 02:59:21 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/5411562.stm
 
Barthez announces his retirement
Former France goalkeeper Fabien Barthez has announced his retirement.
Barthez, 35, has been without a club since he left Olympique Marseille at the end of last season.

He won the World Cup with France in 1998 and the European championship in 2000 and was part of the French team that reached the 2006 World Cup final.

Barthez, who had a spell with Manchester United during his club career, made 87 international appearances for France.

As well as two spells with Marseille and his stint with United, Barthez also played for Toulouse and Monaco.

Barthez won the Champions League in 1993 with Marseille before moving to Monaco in 1995.

He spent three years at Manchester United after he joined them in the summer of 2000, before returning to Marseille midway through the 2003/04 season.

After losing the World Cup final to Italy on penalties in July, Barthez has been looking for a way back into football with his first club Toulouse.

"The only club I wanted to go to was not so happy to have me," said Barthez.

"It happens and you have to live with it.

"I needed an adventure and I have only done things that I want to."

During his career Barthez had long spells out of the game - a four-month ban for the use of recreational drugs in 1996 followed by a six-month suspension for spitting at a referee last year.


Story from BBC SPORT:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport1/hi/football/europe/5411562.stm

Published: 2006/10/05 19:03:38 GMT

© BBC MMVI

420
General Discussion / Allya ole farts planned Good?
« on: October 03, 2006, 12:04:05 PM »
all de ole farts, I hope allya planned good eh

http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/financialpost/story.html?id=04365d6f-2f9b-46af-821c-388327c1279c&k=89958

Will stocks go Boom?
The first wave of Baby Boomers turned 60 this year and the impact this generation is having, and will have, on the Canadian economy will be profound and long-lasting. In the second instalment of a week-long series, the Financial Post looks at the potentially sweeping changes retiring Baby Boomers could bring to North American stock markets. As well, Jonathan Chevreau finds that the worst thing Boomers can do is run out of money before they run out of life.
 
David Berman
Financial Post


Monday, October 02, 2006

Retiring Baby Boomers may be a boon for golf courses, cruise ships and leisure wear sales. But according to some observers, they could also blow a big hole in the stock market.

The fear? As Boomers retire, they'll either liquidate their equity portfolios in order to fund their retirement years or they'll move into less volatile assets, such as bonds.

Either way, the impact could be huge, and by no means confined to Canada. Since Boomers represent a bulge in the population in most of the developed world, there will be fewer active investors picking up the slack as they exit the workforce -- and the stock market.

In the United States, for example, the ratio of workers to retirees is expected to fall to just 2.6 in 30 years, from 4.9 today. In Japan, the ratio of retirees to active workers is expected to fall even further, to one to one by about 2050.

In other words, the number of potential stock buyers will soon begin a steep decline. Stock-selling Boomers will drive down share prices, just as they drove prices higher in their younger, stock-buying years. Between 1970 and 2000, U.S. mutual fund assets soared from US$48-billion to US$6.9-trillion, a startling statistic that could soon start reversing itself.

No less an authority than Jeremy Siegel, the famous Wharton finance professor and author of Stocks For The Long Run, has sounded the alarm, calling the ageing population the most critical issue facing the developed world.

Mr. Siegel believes that unless Indian and Chinese investors start buying developed-world stocks in big numbers or workers postpone retirement until their mid-70s, share prices in the United States, Canada and elsewhere will suffer from a bear-market mauling.

Sure, the United States could open the doors to young immigrants to help assuage the problem. But he estimates that the country would have to welcome an astounding 500 million people to its shores to make a big difference in its demographic bulge.

He's not alone with his concerns. Bill Gross, managing director of Newport Beach, Calif.-based Pacific Investment Management Co., said in a note to clients last month that house prices must adjust downward if there is more supply than demand.

"Similar logic applies to holdings of domestic stocks, bonds, or any other 'asset' which Boomers count on individually to fund their retirement needs, but which collectively must be unloaded to a smaller demographic of tentative buyers," Mr. Gross said.

With the eldest Baby Boomers turning 60 this year and contemplating early retirement, should investors be shifting their assets to avoid a demographically inspired stock market meltdown over the next 20 to 40 years?

Concerns about what exactly will unfold over the coming decades has inspired more debating than panic selling so far, with a number of observers suggesting that worries over the impact of retiring Boomers are vastly overstated.

"The evidence suggests only modest effects, if any, of demographics on returns," said James Poterba, an economics professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, in a 2004 working paper on the subject.

He argued that people certainly ramp up their wealth when they are in their 30s and 40s, and the Boomers are no exception. However, they tend not to dump their financial assets upon retirement. Rather, they sell their assets only gradually, creating few waves in the market.

This summer, the U.S. Government Accountability Office released an exhaustive report on the subject of Boomer retirement and came to a similar conclusion.

"Our analysis of data on current retirees' saving and investment behaviour reveals that most retirees slowly spend down their assets in retirement, with many actually continuing to accumulate assets," the report said.

Part of their argument hinges on the fact that U.S. financial assets are not distributed evenly. About a third of all Boomers do not own any stocks, bonds or mutual funds. As a result, they have few financial assets to sell when they retire.

Conversely, a small minority of U.S. Boomers -- just 10% -- own more than two-thirds of financial assets, excluding assets in defined-benefit pensions. Clearly, they already have enough wealth to fund their retirement, which means they are unlikely to sell many stocks or bonds during their retirement years.

According to the GAO report, 65% of wealthy retirees said that their income in 2003 exceeded their spending.

"Research on current retirees indicates that the wealthiest of these individuals tend to not sell their financial assets, contrary to what the life-cycle model would predict; instead, they choose to live from the income these assets generate," the report said.

Wendy Brodkin, Central Canada practice leader at Watson Wyatt Worldwide, expects the Canadian reaction to retiring Boomers will be a similar non-event.

"A good chunk of the money is going to still be retained in defined-benefit plans," she said. "Even though these plans are closing, they're going to be there for quite some time to keep making payments," thereby keeping Boomers in the stock market for at least the next 10 or 20 years.

But she adds that the biggest issue relates to the increased lifespan of retirees. Boomers will likely live longer in retirement than previous generations, which means they'll be watching their stock holdings well beyond the age of 60.

"They're going to be holding on to their money a lot longer," Ms. Brodkin said. "Any impact on the equity market will be -- to use our term -- 'muted.' "

dberman@nationalpost.com

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