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General Discussion / Da Vinci Code
« on: May 21, 2006, 07:41:46 PM »
anybody but me think that there is some truth in it???

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Football / female warriors playing next week
« on: May 14, 2006, 03:20:48 PM »
next week they playing from 19-23 May against Dominica, Grenada and St. Vincent & The Grenadines.

go and tell meh how meh gurl attin and them twins playing fellers

take pics cause i like to see meh girls all sweaty and thing ;D ;D ;D

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Football / pro league upsets
« on: May 14, 2006, 03:03:44 PM »
source trinidadexpress.com


COACH Anthony Barrington's prediction that Defence Force would start to win soon seems to have taken effect, to the detriment of National Quarries North East Stars.

After losing their first five matches of the 2006 T&T Pro League season, the Army-Coast Guard combination have now rattled off three successive victories.

Two have come in the Courts Pro Bowl knockout competition, where Anton Joseph's rocket of a free-kick earned Defence Force a 1-0 victory over North East Stars in the opening game of a double-header at the Mannie Ramjohn Stadium, Marabella on Friday night.

After the Stars' keeper handled the ball outside the penalty area, Joseph, a hard-kicking ex-Mucurapo Senior Comprehensive midfielder, made no mistake with his drive which struck the back of the net to give his team a 48th minute winner.

Friday's semi-final game will see Defence Force facing another Port of Spain-based team in defending Pro Bowl champions CL Financial San Juan Jabloteh, who comfortably got by Superstar Rangers 2-0 at the Larry Gomes Stadium, Malabar, with goals from Akeel Guerra (29th) and Peter Prosper (60th).

The other semi-final matches Vibe CT 105 W Connection and Neal & Massy Caledonia AIA, whose coach Jamaal Shabazz was in a boastful mood after whipping Pro League leaders Joe Public for the second time this season.

After a goal-less first half where neither team created much chances, Caledonia took the lead five minutes into the second session when under-20 striker Kendall Jagdeosingh picked up a Nigel Pierre through ball and beat Colombian keeper Alejandro Figueroa, who was guarding the Joe Public goal.

The Eastern Lions battled back to level the score at 1-1 when Gary Glasgow spectacularly met Arnold Dwarika's crossball with a diving header.

Dwarika had done much of the work on the left flank, dribbling defender Mark Small before hitting a pin-point cross.

But as they have done many times over the years, the modest Caledonia AIA club from the poverty-stricken Morvant area ;D found a way to defeat their rich rivals ;D, who are owned by millionaire FIFA vice-president Jack Warner. :rotfl:

The winner came when veteran midfielder  ;D Conrad Smith ;D beat Figueroa from a free-kick, which was given when ex-Joe Public striker Pierre was brought down outside the penalty area.

Caledonia's semi-final opponents W Connection also left it to the second half to see off United Petrotrin 4-1, after the Oil Boys had held them 1-1 at the halfway stage.

Speedy Nigerian forward Iyiaka Stanley gave Connection a 14th minute lead, only for Derrick Joseph to level for United Petrotrin in the 27th minute.

Andre Toussaint restored W Connection's lead in the 55t minute and then Devon Mitchell, their new signing from Jabloteh, netted twice, in the 68th & 81st minutes.


COURTS PRO BOWL

QUARTER-FINAL RESULTS:

At Larry Gomes Stadium

CL Financial San Juan Jabloteh 2 Superstar Rangers 0

Joe Public 1 Neal and Massy Caledonia AIA 2  :duel: :bringiton: :challenge:

At Mannie Ramjohn Stadium

Defence Force 1 North East Stars 0

Vibe CT 105 W Connection 4 United Petrotrin 1

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General Discussion / 80% theory
« on: May 10, 2006, 02:04:03 AM »
OK i was in a class and i presented this to a professor and he said it was stupid and he wanted a copy so i knew i was working with something.

When i first heard of the theory of gravity i said it was bullshyt and i could come up with something better that we could actually use.

first let me explain why i dont believe in gravity: i think it is a force pushing us towards earth rather than a force pulling us down.

NOW ON TO MY THEORY

Now for a theory to have any relevance there must be a need?? right?

Okay the need is there because sometimes racism is being misunderstood with actual facts, like when someone says " Black people love chicken" Is it racist or is it a fact of is it a product of the 80% theory??

the theory goes: If you can prove the statement to be 80% correct then its a fact.

So lets examine "black people love chicken" for this to be a fact then we must prove that 80% of black people actually love it. we all know that there iz vegetarians out there so they would be the bottom 10%, the top ten would be those who got no other meat available to them so chicken would be the only meat they can eat. YUH FOLLOWING MEH???

2nd option

In another thread we was talking about Indians playing football and someone said Indians dont play football.

Lets examine using my theory:

if we go to India and find at least 80% of the population playing football then it could be a fact. we have to put the few actually made it to the premier league and put them in the top 10% and those who dont have access to a ball and was never introduced to the sport in the bottom 10%.

you could use it for anything like "trini's love to party" of course there is trini's who dont party because of religion etc. but now you all can direct anyone to this thread and shut up your co-worker because at least 80% of trini's love ah good lime ;D

Many people hate on my theories but they still could use it to get out of trouble if it was readily available like lets say newton stupid laws, or bournelli's principle, or Einstein's crap.

MORVANTMAN FOR PRESIDENT



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General Discussion / sidekick2 in trini?
« on: May 09, 2006, 05:36:20 PM »
i talking bout de phone

i moving back soon and i wanna know if i could bring my phone back ???

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General Discussion / serious talk
« on: May 07, 2006, 12:37:30 PM »
if everybody jump off ah cliff would you jump?

today ah supervisor ask meh that and ah ask him back and he pause and we both start to laff.

i would.

think seriuosly b4 yuh cuss meh

And don't say the first thing that comes to mind think good b4 yuh answer

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General Discussion / desperate fuh allyuh help here
« on: May 02, 2006, 07:21:20 PM »
anybody have ah number fuh st.james sec government secondary

meh college waiting fuh ah transcript donkey years now

dey even make meh pay 10$ fuh it now ah cyar get it yet

help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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Jokes / what ah kakahole
« on: April 27, 2006, 01:54:43 PM »
Bandit caught in taxi after Mario's hold-up
Trinidad Express


USING a security officer's uniform a bandit robbed the Independence Square branch of Mario's Pizzeria on Tuesday night.

As he tried to hire a taxi as his getaway car, he was nabbed by police.

The Express understands that around 9 p.m. the bandit entered the outlet and asked to speak to the manager.

He saw her, drew a pistol, and announced a hold-up. She handed over the day's money and the bandit left. Employees then contacted the police.

Officers from the Port of Spain CID who were on patrol at the time went to the outlet and spoke to employees.

They got a description of the man and drove along Independence Square where they saw him awaiting transportation along Broadway.

They waited until the man got into a taxi and grabbed him before the taxi left.

All of the money was recovered

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Football / memorial day weekend
« on: April 26, 2006, 07:38:16 PM »
i get ah call tonight and ah man tell meh he have ah all trini side goin down to play in ft lauderdale fuh some tournament that does be all weekend. wondering if any south florida trini's know bout it.

tallman come and taste de spanner nah ;D

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General Discussion / bake and shark
« on: April 24, 2006, 06:42:03 PM »
ah man now cuss meh out fuh saying i does put pineapple on mines

is he wierd or am i???

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Quizz Time & Facts / bet yuh doh know
« on: April 20, 2006, 05:33:18 PM »
what popular dj in trini was the captain of a team that consisted of julius james, #8 aka speedy,  me, neeves(could'nt make de side) and many other great footballers of this generation.

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Jokes / trini man
« on: April 15, 2006, 11:48:15 PM »
A trini woman was walking along the banks of Maracas Bay Beach when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him a while, then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said she heard that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. The genie said, "Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie. So... what'll it be?"


The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."


The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lord Lady, Wat wrong wit u? These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another wish and ah beg yuh... Be reasonable."


The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Trini man...You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & household chores, is great in bed, is FAITHFUL to me and will attend church with me. That's what I wish for... a good Trinidadian man."



The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that blasted map again."


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Jokes / 2 women talkin in heaven
« on: April 13, 2006, 12:49:34 PM »
1st woman :     Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman :     Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 

1st woman:     I Froze to Death !

2nd woman:     How Horrible! 

1st woman:      It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman :     I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman :     I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that! I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman :     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


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Football / leave iz ah foul????????????
« on: April 09, 2006, 12:18:50 PM »
i remember in trini when ah man say leave de ref used to blow so what goin on now that ah in forin and men telling me i gone mad

could someone clarify this

and TI where iz de warrior nation pics???

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Football / fellers chip in nah
« on: April 05, 2006, 12:00:19 PM »
let we send some youths to de camp nah fellers

we only reach 3 somting

if yuh read this yuh must chip in 20 scrunting measley dollars

or you would have bad luck for ah couple days ;D

even if yuh doh care think how de youth man go feel after he play in front ah big coaches

if ah man get pick he obligated to be we inside man in inter ;D

$20.00 ah man go be nice tho

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Football / big magican tune little giants
« on: March 31, 2006, 07:51:50 PM »
well tonight i listen to it fuh the first time

 and iz now meh favourite next to beat bahrain.

big mag i like yuh tune and i know ah coulda send yuh ah pm and tell yuh this but i was taught to praise in public and cuss in private.

nice tune man

big up :beermug:

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General Discussion / TIME TO WAKE UP DE BOARD
« on: March 30, 2006, 06:34:47 PM »
LISTEN

this shyt in trini aint new by no means.

IT NEW TO ALLYUH IGNORANT ARSEHOLES

since i born i witnessing shootout.

i remember when i was about 7 my uncle was giving me ah haircut and two men rush de yard and chop him up to death.
right up in my face. all my cousins tell me iz go down by de drag mall finish my cut and they goin and take care ah de fellers and dem now.
i remember de night b4 common entrance i couldnt sleep because it had shootout whole night and i was too scared to sleep. wake up de next morning and iz bout 5 men dead including police and nuff men injured. i remember taking ah bath by de pipe and talking to ah man telling him i pass fuh st james sec and ah car pull-up and shoot him in front my face and tell me hurry up and bathe and i aint see nuttin. carlene was just 14 and me and she did just start dealing and she get shoot from police in she face and nothing come out ah it.talking bout russian rulette with friends??? i did know my gal dread stupessssssssss

i remember goin to school hungry (st james sec) and requesting box-lunch and dem laughing at me cause that was ah rich boy school and that c@#t tell me people in this school have ah reputation to keep and boxlunch iz not part ah it.

GUESS WHAT I DO???

tief every blasted textbook my eyes could possibly see and sell them fuh big bucks in express house. and anybody who dis was getting ah cutarse ah dey life. tru story, brand new clarks and all.

meh bredren couldnt go to school as much as he wanted to but he was bright no arse, got expelled now he end up the second most wanted man in trini. stupessssssssssssss

i could go on fuh days telling allyuh stories iz stories allyuh never hear b4 because de news never used to report what goin on up in morvant and lavantille and down in dem ghettos.

and i had a revelation and that revelation revealed that one day poor people wont be able to take it nomore and the problems of the poor would start knocking on their door. now guess what??? de rich man have to watch news now cause all of ah sudden men getting it in the rich areas now.B4 it was dem watching them stupid ghetto boys killing each other off, all of ah sudden iz ah big problem cause now deigo have more murders than we all kinda thing.

yuh could only reep what yuh sow and this crime was nothing but a reflection of the blasted stinking 90's me and meh bredren and dem grow up in. i listening to de radio and de man complaining bout crime and den he play ah bounty killa to finish it off. stupesssssssss

start back beating children in school. provide proper transport to and from schools.

when ah man tell yuh he from morvant stop judging him and treat him as an equal. imagine i in bago and tell ah man i from mova and he telling me doh bring that shyt to he island.

i make it  cause i believe and trust in GOD

BUT STOP TRYING TO TREAT DE SYNTOMS

CURE DE BLASTED DIESEASE.

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Football / BIG LAUNCH IN CANADA TODAY POI POI
« on: March 26, 2006, 08:29:33 AM »
fellers in canada mustbe liking themself all now gearsing up home, trying on old boots all kinda thing

i remember the night before the trini warrior nation launch me and shotta went zen and lime

planning not to jump up too much so we go have energy

low and behold alison hinds was taping she video fuh roll it PRESSURE cause them dancers she have

was wearing the tightest pum pum shorts ever seen by man.

but we leave the club bout 230am buy ah KFC and went home to still wake up bout 8 thusty to

go and sweat with oconnorg and dem not knowing oconnorg done dey bout 9-10 in de hotsun

reach music set up palau done cook men start introducing themself boyieeeeeeeeee it was nice

them men in canada go like theyself as they listen to infinite talk bout hardest whole day ;D

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when ah artist comming down in trini and de radio only playing them songs even tho iz shyt

tony matteron iz ah dj who does sing some tune to make up time and 96 hypin him up

baby cham i could understand but tony stupesssss

doh believe meh listen   

http://www.96wefm.com/

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Quizz Time & Facts / easy question
« on: March 19, 2006, 10:28:35 AM »
what socawarrior is mark burns related to?

shotta yuh cyar answer this one eh ;D

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General Discussion / REGGAEFAN I KETCH YUH
« on: March 16, 2006, 08:43:29 PM »
i now checking to see if meh boy shotta online and ketch RF browsing

come in and say hello nah

we go talk bout jamaica and how they gonna beat usa next month and england the month after

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Jokes / how disgusting
« on: March 16, 2006, 11:56:21 AM »
A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane.


They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee.

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge.


She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge.


As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed.


Unable to contain his thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.


He shouts in horror, My God Mary .. have you changed your sex? No, she replies. I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead.

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General Discussion / COUPLE OBSERVATIONS WHILE IN TRINI
« on: March 14, 2006, 01:12:19 PM »
my first observation was that trini's dont wear seatbelts. i was in ah taxi and put on mines and de drives watch meh like I stupid.

now that iz ah habit i developed because my mother wont collect insurance if i die without my seatbelts on but its a good habit to have.

2. the lighthouse that they paint not so bad because iz like ah man might not be looking good in zen but in another club he iz ah boss. around that area have nuttin looking good.( beetham, port etc..)

3. royal castle on indipendence square needs to be boycotted because they have no respect and pride in their jobs. they worst than kfc people. the tables get cleaned every two days and shyt like that.

4. the doubles standard dropped a little. the doublesman if front ah maraval hilo was de best i had while in the country. but shotta doubles woman still have it best on independence square.

5. since i talking bout doubles  i must say there is a lost art of "SLIGHT" asking fuh ah slight iz now like asking fuh pepper now. ah telling men slight and meh mouth bunning. i remember the day when that meant that yuh would bearly taste de pepper but i guess they need refresher courses.

6. one ah de best things i loved was the transport. yuh could go anywhere in trini fuh 5 dollars.

7. BWIA still doin shyt. cyar even go into details about them.

8. oconooorg working quite up they behind the ankle ah town.

9.soca music and pan didnt die contrary to popular belief.

10. all inclusive bands iz de way to go. tuco talking bout banning it but i go bun down one ah dey offices if they do.

11. the best view of trini yuh could get iz from up lavantille so cowards allyuh dont know what allyuh missing.

more to come

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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / carnival cd's and dvd's
« on: March 14, 2006, 12:55:37 PM »
alright when i was home it had advertisement on tv saying not to buy bootlegs and all kinda shyt so now i need a website or a phone number or somthing cause i need men dvd's and cd's

i want AC4, carnival monday and tuesday and any kinda carnival ting ting ting..............

hook up ah bredda ;D

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Football / WHY MORVANTMAN DIDNT SPANNER NOBODY
« on: March 13, 2006, 05:52:07 PM »
allow me to clear up the rumors that surfaced about me not being able to distribute the most deadly beat in the footballing world.

days b4 the sweat it was announced that if you rush me i would beat yuh. talk done

men come out and as soon as i shook their hands and said my name, they say "doh spanner meh eh dog"

now i was in a predicament of weather to start capping and belting men or go ahead with the spanner

i decided to go aheah with the spanner.

now for all those who never play in ah church league or ah milo cup or ah soccer picnic in their lives

ah spanner iz ah last resort move like when ah man by the corner flag and have nothing but to distribute said beat.

i come out strong to share it but there was 2 obstacles.

1. big mag, small mag, the indian feller on the wing and touches was playing sweet ball with meh so i didnt have much of ah choice but to do the favor back.

2. men was FRAID to rush meh. i remember dombasil only backing up when i was preparing him fuh it
shotta only pelting wild kick so he wont get it and de rest was just taking easy "fan and push" beat

so my friends when i see yall on the 4th ah may it would be a totally different story trust meh :beermug:

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Jokes / blondes
« on: March 11, 2006, 10:00:05 PM »
Three women who work in the same office notice that their
female boss has started leaving work early every day. One
day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off
early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how
is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a
Little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed
early.
The redhead is elevated to be able to get in a quick
workout at her health club before meeting a dinner dates.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she
goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She
quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the
door and creeps out of her house.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about
leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she
wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday
I almost got caught!"

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Football / goodwill ball signing
« on: March 09, 2006, 11:39:27 AM »
www.trinituner.com

fellers i forget to sign it when i was down they sombody put morvantman on that ball fuh meh please ;D

Neal & Massy hosts World Cup 2006 Goodwill Ball - 31st January 2006
Photography by Narend Sooknarine and Duane Boodasingh
Article by Duane Boodasingh

Hyundai, the Korean car giant is an official partner of the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany.

In all 32 qualified nations, Hyundai will stage a Goodwill Ball Tour, where fans can sign a massive 16foot football offering their best wishes to their home nation team. All 32 balls will then be brought together for a Goodwill Ball Finale the eve before the opening match.

In Trinidad & Tobago the Goodwill Ball is being hosted at the Neal & Massy main showroom in Morvant. Neal & Massy are the dealers for Hyundai and will have the ball available for anyone who is interested in having their signature go to the World Cup event in Germany 2006. It also provides football fans in T&T an opportunity to sign and send best wishes to the Soca Warriors in Germany.

Fifa vice-president Jack Warner hoped that at least half the population will sign.

“Everyone cannot be in Germany, but being a small country of around 1.3 million people, I don’t see any reason why we cannot get at least half to sign,” said Warner.

Among the first signatures were president George Maxwell Richards, Warner, Selris Figaro, Everald “Gally” Cummings, Sedley Joseph, Hasely Crawford, current national players Silvio Spann, Anthony Wolfe, Cyd Gray and Brian Lara.


TriniTuner and Zorce Magazine also signed the ball to show support for the Soca Warriors.

The ball will be taken on a road show throughout T&T over the next eight weeks and will be displayed in several venues to give local fans the chance to sign.

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Football / de nation iz ah best
« on: March 07, 2006, 02:57:06 PM »
fellers today i got my package from the warrior nation. juzzy and ting. rag to wave and id card and ting.

i aint go lie all de ting and dem was professionally done and it looking good.

sign up and pay yuh blasted money asap

doh wait till we start to get free tickets and thing from ttff to jump on de waggon ;D

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Jokes / 3 ducks
« on: February 11, 2006, 06:31:19 AM »
Once upon a time:
Three little ducks go into a Bar....................


"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"




"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."


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Jokes / The priest and his rooster
« on: February 09, 2006, 01:32:20 PM »
  A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one
   handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
  One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.
  At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.
  Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday mass.

  During the mass he asked the congregation.... "Who among you will confess
  to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up.

  "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to
  having seen a handsome cock?"  All the women stood up.

  "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will confess
  to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up.

  "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
  "Has anybody here seen my cock?"  All the choirboys stood up. 
 
 

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