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2006 World Cup - Germany / can i stay with you?
« on: February 06, 2006, 07:39:11 AM »
i got a ticket to the england game and have no place to stay
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Football / warriors in florida game today at 1pm
« on: February 05, 2006, 07:54:33 AM »
i have pics of yesterday's session and i would upload as soon as i figure it out
yesterday it had two scheduled sessions and the second one was cancelled due to rain.
but the 1st session was a nice one and i notice beenies assistants was more vocal and took over the sessions.
beenie just stood there and supervised as this other feller did his thing.
they first seperated the session into bibs and non-bibs and made them compete in different drills during the session.
the keeper however was the standout of the session. the same feller who save fuh the u-17 team and i think fuentes say he play fuh w-connection.
the morning session lasted about 1 hour because of the game the day before. in the evening they just did weights and board work and shyt like that.
beenie allowed me to take pictures with him and fuentes is also a nice and approachable feller.
more updates to follow
yesterday it had two scheduled sessions and the second one was cancelled due to rain.
but the 1st session was a nice one and i notice beenies assistants was more vocal and took over the sessions.
beenie just stood there and supervised as this other feller did his thing.
they first seperated the session into bibs and non-bibs and made them compete in different drills during the session.
the keeper however was the standout of the session. the same feller who save fuh the u-17 team and i think fuentes say he play fuh w-connection.
the morning session lasted about 1 hour because of the game the day before. in the evening they just did weights and board work and shyt like that.
beenie allowed me to take pictures with him and fuentes is also a nice and approachable feller.
more updates to follow
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General Discussion / International thinking at its best
« on: February 01, 2006, 02:02:42 PM »
INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!
>>>
>>>Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
>>>
>>>Answer: Princess Diana's death.
>>>
>>>Question: How come?
>>>
>>>Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in
>>>a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven
>>>by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle
>>>before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian
>>>Paparazzi, on Japanese
>>>motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
>>>medicines.
>>>
>>>This is sent to you by a Trinidadian, using American's (Bill
>>>Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your
>>>computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
>>>assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported
>>>by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by
>>>Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans.
>>>
>>>That, my friends, is Globalization
>>>
>>>
>>>Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
>>>
>>>Answer: Princess Diana's death.
>>>
>>>Question: How come?
>>>
>>>Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in
>>>a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven
>>>by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle
>>>before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian
>>>Paparazzi, on Japanese
>>>motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
>>>medicines.
>>>
>>>This is sent to you by a Trinidadian, using American's (Bill
>>>Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your
>>>computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
>>>assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported
>>>by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by
>>>Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans.
>>>
>>>That, my friends, is Globalization
>>>
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FAQ & Crew Meet Up. / who going to de sessions in florida this week?
« on: January 31, 2006, 05:30:12 AM »
i doh know meh way down there so i was just wondering if misery could have some company 
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Football / usa vs norway live on espn 2
« on: January 29, 2006, 08:24:44 AM »
updates to follow
game starts at 5pm eastern time
goal 4th minuite
game starts at 5pm eastern time
goal 4th minuite
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Jokes / george bush
« on: January 28, 2006, 06:31:24 PM »George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is?
Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, where is "Bob"?!!
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Football / socawarriors.net sweat
« on: January 28, 2006, 10:58:54 AM »
right now ah packing and ah want to know if to bring meh boots?
ah leaving trini on de 6th ah may
would i be able to make de lime?
and where we watching de game on carnival tuesday?
ah leaving trini on de 6th ah may
would i be able to make de lime?
and where we watching de game on carnival tuesday?
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General Discussion / first time ah tear come out meh eye in years
« on: January 23, 2006, 12:18:56 PM »
COMMUNITY leader Sean "Bill" Francis yesterday brokered a "peace accord" between rival factions in the Morvant area with the aim of reducing the level of violence in the beleaguered community.
Amid the strains of dance hall music from Jamaican artiste Gyptian, Francis with the help of other community leaders, brought together several young men with the promise that "the killings in Morvant will stop".
From about 3.30 p.m. they gathered at the Never Dirty, Morvant basketball court.
One by one, they arrived and greeted each other like long lost friends.
In reality, only a few houses separated them.
Francis even pointed out to those gathered that among the casualties of the war, the mothers of the rivals tended to know one another "and know each other very well".
The Express understands however, that before the official peace accord yesterday- there had been several meetings "behind closed doors", where outstanding issues were worked out.
Francis said that what led to the accord was the realisation that life in the Morvant area had become unbearable for everyone, "with everyone having to pay a price".
"Taxi' and all don't want to come up here," he said.
By the end of 2005- the three most dangerous police districts in Trinidad and Tobago were Port of Spain, Laventille and just east of the capital city.
The Western Division counted as another dangerous area with most of the violence being concentrated in Diego Martin and Petit Valley and the North Eastern Division- with its hot spots being Caledonia, Never Dirty and Coconut Drive.
South Trinidad and Tobago remain two of the safer areas.
source www.tinindadexperss.com
http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article?id=130393770
Amid the strains of dance hall music from Jamaican artiste Gyptian, Francis with the help of other community leaders, brought together several young men with the promise that "the killings in Morvant will stop".
From about 3.30 p.m. they gathered at the Never Dirty, Morvant basketball court.
One by one, they arrived and greeted each other like long lost friends.
In reality, only a few houses separated them.
Francis even pointed out to those gathered that among the casualties of the war, the mothers of the rivals tended to know one another "and know each other very well".
The Express understands however, that before the official peace accord yesterday- there had been several meetings "behind closed doors", where outstanding issues were worked out.
Francis said that what led to the accord was the realisation that life in the Morvant area had become unbearable for everyone, "with everyone having to pay a price".
"Taxi' and all don't want to come up here," he said.
By the end of 2005- the three most dangerous police districts in Trinidad and Tobago were Port of Spain, Laventille and just east of the capital city.
The Western Division counted as another dangerous area with most of the violence being concentrated in Diego Martin and Petit Valley and the North Eastern Division- with its hot spots being Caledonia, Never Dirty and Coconut Drive.
South Trinidad and Tobago remain two of the safer areas.
source www.tinindadexperss.com
http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article?id=130393770
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Jokes / little rabbit
« on: January 17, 2006, 11:42:55 AM »
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through
the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe
looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running
with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again
says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what
you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at
them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing
to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle,
and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the
presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they
reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us
all!"
The lion answers, "That little ------ has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through
the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe
looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running
with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again
says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what
you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at
them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing
to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle,
and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the
presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they
reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us
all!"
The lion answers, "That little ------ has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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Football / whole season defeated
« on: January 12, 2006, 11:51:06 AM »
fellers check de link
we play this whole league and lost every game with ah set ah shythounds
i had nuff goals but say what we still lost
http://ezleagues.ezfacility.com/team.aspx?team_id=36457
i played with the madfoxes by the way
we play this whole league and lost every game with ah set ah shythounds
i had nuff goals but say what we still lost
http://ezleagues.ezfacility.com/team.aspx?team_id=36457
i played with the madfoxes by the way
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Football / socawarriors.net reps
« on: January 12, 2006, 05:42:47 AM »
i say we write ttff and tell dem we want to send palos and touches over to germany
palos would conduct all the necessary interviews needed all through the tournament
touches, well everybody knows that a match is over when the report comes out.
sombody write ah letter quick
palos would conduct all the necessary interviews needed all through the tournament
touches, well everybody knows that a match is over when the report comes out.
sombody write ah letter quick
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Football / where"s disgruntled
« on: January 08, 2006, 07:55:50 PM »
i missing him. anybody else?
football is a great sport
see ah mention football so allyuh cyar move meh thread
football is a great sport
see ah mention football so allyuh cyar move meh thread
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General Discussion / love or crazy????
« on: January 04, 2006, 11:16:49 AM »
a girl gets cheated on time and time again and she stays iz that love or craziness?
a girl breaks her husband out of jail. iz that love or craziness?
when she cheats on you. you breake up with her. were you ever in love with her???
a girl breaks her husband out of jail. iz that love or craziness?
when she cheats on you. you breake up with her. were you ever in love with her???
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Football / Should the secondary schools league be longer?
« on: January 03, 2006, 09:46:38 AM »
alright fellers right now i digging it taking too long to see my team play and i sure them men and them aint doin nuttin with they life but smoking hard weed. i think the league should run with the final being on ash wednesday and more promotion should be put into it. these schools play fuh like 2 months and sweat done and iz back to doin nuttin and we have the whole year to bun.
what allyuh think?
what allyuh think?
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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Who sing dis chune?
« on: December 29, 2005, 09:29:25 AM »
who sang de reggae song ONE BLOOD?
yuh coulda come from.................
one blood, one blood, one bloodddddddddddddd
tallman yuh have meh feeling like ah step child boy help meh nah
yuh coulda come from.................
one blood, one blood, one bloodddddddddddddd
tallman yuh have meh feeling like ah step child boy help meh nah
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Jokes / An easy $500
« on: December 16, 2005, 06:34:01 PM »
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."
The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."
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Football / De website change
« on: December 14, 2005, 10:30:27 AM »
POI POI flex change de website
fire fuh de competition
fire fuh de competition
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Football / few things i had to get off my chest
« on: December 12, 2005, 08:52:04 PM »
first and foremost let me say all these teams planning on going to back this team and the next
the whole ah australia going to back yorke and scotland going to back scotty and the whole world wanna
back the underdogs
listen i need ah ticket and i hope all the trini's get one first before allyuh go to cuss out england and all them stupid rivalries allyuh have
all these men from germany who planning on buying tickets b4 we standby.
who de arse does use mastercard???
jack hurry up and tell we what de arse we 8% going and let we know if we getting ah decent seat come
germany.
jack how u iz de vice president and cyar get we more tickets breds. yuh wock yuh obea with de draw now we need yuh to come tru fuh we one more time. and while yuh at it how bout we get some rooms in that nice hotel de warriors staying in over dey.
no practice match?
?
jack yuh sticking i taught we was getting brasil.??
well since we not getting brasil could we play tranquill ash wednesday and rell wine on waggonist women.
my 2 cents
the whole ah australia going to back yorke and scotland going to back scotty and the whole world wanna
back the underdogs
listen i need ah ticket and i hope all the trini's get one first before allyuh go to cuss out england and all them stupid rivalries allyuh have
all these men from germany who planning on buying tickets b4 we standby.
who de arse does use mastercard???
jack hurry up and tell we what de arse we 8% going and let we know if we getting ah decent seat come
germany.
jack how u iz de vice president and cyar get we more tickets breds. yuh wock yuh obea with de draw now we need yuh to come tru fuh we one more time. and while yuh at it how bout we get some rooms in that nice hotel de warriors staying in over dey.
no practice match?
?jack yuh sticking i taught we was getting brasil.??
well since we not getting brasil could we play tranquill ash wednesday and rell wine on waggonist women.
my 2 cents
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Football / yorke answer back
« on: December 11, 2005, 09:12:11 AM »
Trinidad and Tobago's captain Dwight Yorke dismissed the comments made by United States football coach Bruce Arena, who stated that the Caribbean side and Australia would likely be the weak links in the World Cup in Germany next summer.
During an interview with Sports Illustrated, Arena said playing Trinidad and Australia will be easy games.
"The last time around [in the World Cup], the easy games were China and Saudi Arabia," the US boss said.
"This time around you'd probably say Australia and Trinidad and Tobago are the weak ones."
However, Yorke, a veteran striker who plays for Australian A League club Sydney FC, vouched for the Soca Warriors.
"The manager of the American team is entitled to his opinion," Yorke said. "Hopefully, when he comes up against one of us we can shove the words right back in his face.
"America were in our [qualifying] group. They know they were very fortunate to beat us. They are not a brilliant team like they are making out to be we've been playing them for years, they are not that special," he added.
Trinidad and Tobago became the second English-speaking Caribbean nation to qualify for the World Cup finals, following Jamaica's debut in France 1998, after defeating Bahrain in the home and away Asian/CONCACAF playoffs.
source trinidad express
During an interview with Sports Illustrated, Arena said playing Trinidad and Australia will be easy games.
"The last time around [in the World Cup], the easy games were China and Saudi Arabia," the US boss said.
"This time around you'd probably say Australia and Trinidad and Tobago are the weak ones."
However, Yorke, a veteran striker who plays for Australian A League club Sydney FC, vouched for the Soca Warriors.
"The manager of the American team is entitled to his opinion," Yorke said. "Hopefully, when he comes up against one of us we can shove the words right back in his face.
"America were in our [qualifying] group. They know they were very fortunate to beat us. They are not a brilliant team like they are making out to be we've been playing them for years, they are not that special," he added.
Trinidad and Tobago became the second English-speaking Caribbean nation to qualify for the World Cup finals, following Jamaica's debut in France 1998, after defeating Bahrain in the home and away Asian/CONCACAF playoffs.
source trinidad express
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Football / ticket sales
« on: December 04, 2005, 06:33:28 PM »
right here iz de idea
let us see who could come up with the best plan to sell de tickets and dem and then submit it to de ttff and see what them go say.
my opinion more locations with more security.
spread it out around de country and at least 2 locations in bago.
let us see who could come up with the best plan to sell de tickets and dem and then submit it to de ttff and see what them go say.
my opinion more locations with more security.
spread it out around de country and at least 2 locations in bago.
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Jokes / not really ah joke but i laff at it
« on: December 04, 2005, 01:48:44 PM »
This took place on a BA (British Airways) flight between Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is
the matter"? the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting. " She turned to the black man, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story.
the matter"? the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting. " She turned to the black man, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story.
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Jokes / A West Indian love story
« on: December 04, 2005, 01:45:01 PM »
Donovan was on his death bed. His wife Leila was maintaining bedside.
She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber.
He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Mih dahlin Leila," he whispered.
"Hush mih love," she said. "Rest. Shhh...doh talk."
He was insistent. "Leila" he said, in his tired voice.
"Me have someting me hafa confess to yuh."
"Yuh have nuttin to confess replied the weeping Leila.
"Everyting alright, go to sleep mih love."
"No, no, me hafa die in peace love. Me sleep wit yuh sister, yuh best friend and yuh mudda."
"Me know," answered Leila, "dats why me poison yuh ass".
She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber.
He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Mih dahlin Leila," he whispered.
"Hush mih love," she said. "Rest. Shhh...doh talk."
He was insistent. "Leila" he said, in his tired voice.
"Me have someting me hafa confess to yuh."
"Yuh have nuttin to confess replied the weeping Leila.
"Everyting alright, go to sleep mih love."
"No, no, me hafa die in peace love. Me sleep wit yuh sister, yuh best friend and yuh mudda."
"Me know," answered Leila, "dats why me poison yuh ass".
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Football / Which island go be next?
« on: December 03, 2005, 08:48:22 AM »
being honest i really dont see any other island putting up any competition right now although
i really wanna see another island getting some recognition.
men from guyana and grenada and all them countries does be hurting when labor day come
nobody know them country exist
i does really feel sorry fuh them
i really wanna see another island getting some recognition.
men from guyana and grenada and all them countries does be hurting when labor day come
nobody know them country exist
i does really feel sorry fuh them
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Football / On the first day of christmas my beenie gave to me.........
« on: December 01, 2005, 07:05:26 AM »
Hardest as ah sub fuh latapeeeeeeeeeeeee
continue
continue
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Jokes / dear husband
« on: November 28, 2005, 04:02:35 PM »
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit
your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to bed after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear
Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was: You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
because
the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to tobago. But, when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you
this but Tom, my
brother was born Tammy. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit
your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to bed after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear
Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was: You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
because
the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to tobago. But, when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you
this but Tom, my
brother was born Tammy. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
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General Discussion / must read this
« on: November 25, 2005, 09:41:03 PM »
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan
mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
psas it on.
mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
psas it on.
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Football / two quick questions
« on: November 25, 2005, 01:47:00 PM »
two questions
1. today i saw ah ref with ah earpiece. why? trying to ref de game and man talking they stink mouth.
2. what happened to the ball with the chip in it to send ah signal to de ref to tell him de goal score. diid they try it out in the world youth cup?
1. today i saw ah ref with ah earpiece. why? trying to ref de game and man talking they stink mouth.
2. what happened to the ball with the chip in it to send ah signal to de ref to tell him de goal score. diid they try it out in the world youth cup?
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Entertainment & Culture Discussion / Tempo?
« on: November 25, 2005, 01:30:16 PM »
ah hearing ah talk bout ah new mtv channel or somthing like that or mtv doing ah special on trini or somthing like that
and mtv did a show in tobago when they airing it??
and mtv did a show in tobago when they airing it??
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Jokes / Why West Indians cant be terrorists
« on: November 25, 2005, 11:48:41 AM »
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
AND 10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages!!
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
AND 10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages!!
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Jokes / wear these
« on: November 25, 2005, 11:47:03 AM »
I Wear the Pants
A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."
She said "What?"
He said "Put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said.
"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said "Hell, I can't get into your panties."
She said, "That's right and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"
A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."
She said "What?"
He said "Put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said.
"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said "Hell, I can't get into your panties."
She said, "That's right and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"