I know this is VERY politically incorrect, but sweet!
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> An Arab enters a taxi..........
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> Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because
> he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of
> the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is
> music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........
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> So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and
> opens the back door.
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> The Arab asks him: "Watt are you doing man?"
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> The cabby answers: "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis,
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> So get out and wait for a f**ken' camel."