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Jokes / should use rubber
« on: April 30, 2006, 03:42:22 PM »
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

 ;D ;D

Jokes / how to do business
« on: April 30, 2006, 03:07:49 PM »
Baboo (father) : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.

Baboo: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Baboo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Baboo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Baboo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Baboo: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

 ;D ;D

Football / who know about ottis befor?
« on: April 22, 2006, 02:06:09 PM »
well de topic really ask de question.

befor he play on de national team recently, how many of u guys really knew about him and his ability? how many of u were askin for him to be on the team?

i know he played befor and was asked to do again but he declined. due to personal reasons. but de same way he just come on de team and pretty much cement his place. it have others just as good or even better, and they are allowed to slip thru the cracks


Football / tnt on espn
« on: April 10, 2006, 06:29:13 PM »
just saw it. only got to see the last part. chris was talkin about how it was a great experience playin in the middle and an honor toplay along dwight.  only thing dat spoiled it was the music. it was reggae.

 ;D we inside

Football / Jahloteh youth screenin
« on: January 13, 2006, 06:14:10 PM »
Saturday & Sunday 

at Barataria Junior Secondary School

for 3 weeks commencing

Saturday 14th January, 2006.   8am - 12 pm

Under 12: born on or after Jan 1st 1994
Under 14: on or after jan 1st 1992
Under 15: on or after jan 1st 1991
Under 16: on or after jan 1st 1990
Under 18: on or after jan 1st 1988

under 12 & 14 on Saturdays, the others on Sundays

Angus Eve
Michael Grayson
Ken Franko
Gwenwyn Cust
Gordon Husbands
Nigel Grosvenor
Alvin Thomas
Dave Weekes
Sean Best
Arnold Pierre

2006 World Cup - Germany / time diffenence
« on: January 03, 2006, 07:43:22 PM »
anyone could tell me, what time de games go be, whats the diff with tnt and germany??????   ;D

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