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« on: November 14, 2005, 07:49:33 PM »
>> >Dear Santa.
>> >I know you maybe wondering why I am writing to you one day after
>> >Christmas but after opening my presents yesterday, I just had to
>>write
>> >to you.
>> >Santa ah was a very good girl all year round, ah listened to my
>>mother
>> >when she spoke to me (something ah does rearely do) ah helped out
>>with
>> >errands around the house, ah even helped the neighboures kids do
>>their
>> >errands.
>> >Ah helped old mean Mr. George cross the street when the other
>>kids, just
>> >turned up their noses at him.
>> >Santa ah studied really hard in school this year, so hard that ah
>> >finished first in my class.
>> >Ah made it meh duty to be nice and not naughty. Santa when ah
>>wrote my
>> >Christmas
>> >list to you, ah ask yuh for a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie
>>kitchen,
>> >ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cabbage patch doll and a
>>monopoly
>> >game.
>> >So Santa how the f**k after reading my list you would leave under
>>the
>> >Christmas tree ah shity, fcking light up Yo-Yo, ah mother-c**t
>>plastic
>> >tea-set and ah f**king no name dolly that look like she have
>>f**king
>> >Polio.
>> >Santa is like yuh f**king blind or yuh can't
>>Fcking read!
>> >Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh Fcking ass and
>> >like ah fool ah does always give yuh ah another chance but not ah
>> >Fcking-gain, yuh Fcking fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah
>>say,
>> >yuh dead.
>> >Ah waiting for yuh, mother ass next year, yuh better don't try to
>>climb
>> >yuh fat Jenny Craig wanting ass down meh chimney yuh no, because
>>Santa
>> >ah swear ah would Fck yuh up.
>> >Just imagine you give that little cokey eye Sally from across de
>>road
>> >everything that she asked for, that she ain't have room to walk
>>around
>> >she house.
>> >Santa, yuh see you and them Fcking Reindeer allyuh better think
>>twice
>> >about landing on my house next year yuh no, especially that
>>f**king
>> >Rudolph, let him just blink he fcking shiney red nose just once,
>>ah
>> >swear he would wish that it was green
>>because ah would out he fcking
>> >light so fast you and them dumb-ass Reindeer wouldn't see all yuh
>>way
>> >back to de Fcking north pole.
>> >Next year, ah will be back to meh good old self, causing havoc
>>around de
>> >f**king neighbourhood and waiting pateintly with ah big stone for
>>your
>> >fat Fcking ass to come Ho-Hoing on my roof top.
>> >
>> >Sincerely,
>> >Little Jenny.
>> >
>> >P.S Santa FCK YOU!
>> >
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. of course - exact same question. 
