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Jokes / Re: Ah Trini ah Bahraini an ah Train
« on: December 03, 2005, 04:29:58 AM »
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Football / Re: Get Well Soon Birchie
« on: December 02, 2005, 06:09:58 PM »
Birchie didn't play tonight. He has just started to run on his injured foot so thankfully it is getting better, with the warrior spirit I'm sure he will be kicking the ball sooner than you think. Sorry for not replying earlier.
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Football / Re: The National Anthem
« on: December 02, 2005, 05:46:52 PM »
Very beautiful words to the Trini National Anthem. I wish our national anthem was similar. Unfortunately ours is about god saving one woman. Considerin how much wealth she has she don't need saving.
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Football / Re: PORT VALE Cup weekend
« on: December 02, 2005, 05:37:16 PM »
We were on the verge of being dumped out by the gas heads and then I began to think about T&T and the socawarrior spirit and do you know what? We scored.
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Jokes / Another joke from inglaterra
« on: December 02, 2005, 05:32:28 PM »
A man crying in his beer and his friends says 'whats the matter?'
He says 'My wife is seeing another man, but I can't prove it'
'Why don't you buy a parrot' says his friend
' My wife is having an affair and you want me to buy a parrot, what drugs are you on? says the man.
'Well' says his friend,'Parrots can talk so all you have to do is ask the parrot to spy on your wife, and there you are, proof'
Impressed and feeling a lot better, the man went to the pet shop and he asks the man 'I want to buy a talking parrot'
'We don't have any'
'Well do you have any bird that can talk?'
'Yes we do. We have a talking budgie but there is one problem' says th shop assistant
'What's that? asks tha man
'Well, he don't have any legs'
'How does he sit on his perch then?' asks the man
'He wraps his manhood around it'
'As long as he can talk, I don't care' says the man as he pays the pet shop man his money.
He took the budgie home and the next morning he says to the bird ' Right Birchie' (that was the budgies name) I want you to tell me eveything that goes on with my wife, ok?'
'OK' says the budgie
'I'm going to work now so I'll see you tonight'
That night when his wife was having a shower the man says to the Budgie 'Ok Birchie, what happened when I went to work?'
The Budgie says 'After you left, there was a knock at the door and a big man came in, and your wife was wearing sexy clothes. They started to kiss, then he sat down and your wife started to dance slowly and sexily in front of him. She then started to strip off slowly, first her shirt and then her skirt'
'What happened next?' said the man impatiently
'Well, she took off her bra and then very very slowly she started to slide down her black lace knickers exposing her gorgious ass'
'What happened next?' shouted the man as the Budgie stopped speaking
'I don't know' answered Birchie
'Why not?' wimpered the man
'Well' said the budgie 'I fell off my perch'
He says 'My wife is seeing another man, but I can't prove it'
'Why don't you buy a parrot' says his friend
' My wife is having an affair and you want me to buy a parrot, what drugs are you on? says the man.
'Well' says his friend,'Parrots can talk so all you have to do is ask the parrot to spy on your wife, and there you are, proof'
Impressed and feeling a lot better, the man went to the pet shop and he asks the man 'I want to buy a talking parrot'
'We don't have any'
'Well do you have any bird that can talk?'
'Yes we do. We have a talking budgie but there is one problem' says th shop assistant
'What's that? asks tha man
'Well, he don't have any legs'
'How does he sit on his perch then?' asks the man
'He wraps his manhood around it'
'As long as he can talk, I don't care' says the man as he pays the pet shop man his money.
He took the budgie home and the next morning he says to the bird ' Right Birchie' (that was the budgies name) I want you to tell me eveything that goes on with my wife, ok?'
'OK' says the budgie
'I'm going to work now so I'll see you tonight'
That night when his wife was having a shower the man says to the Budgie 'Ok Birchie, what happened when I went to work?'
The Budgie says 'After you left, there was a knock at the door and a big man came in, and your wife was wearing sexy clothes. They started to kiss, then he sat down and your wife started to dance slowly and sexily in front of him. She then started to strip off slowly, first her shirt and then her skirt'
'What happened next?' said the man impatiently
'Well, she took off her bra and then very very slowly she started to slide down her black lace knickers exposing her gorgious ass'
'What happened next?' shouted the man as the Budgie stopped speaking
'I don't know' answered Birchie
'Why not?' wimpered the man
'Well' said the budgie 'I fell off my perch'
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Football / Re: PORT VALE Cup weekend
« on: December 02, 2005, 04:53:54 PM »
Very wet,cold and windy at Vale park tonight. Our blushes were saved by last minute goal. At least we are still in the cup.
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General Discussion / Re: Black youth killed with axe in racist attack
« on: November 30, 2005, 06:20:03 PM »
The racist murderers are looking at 30 years each and they will be sentenced tomorrow. The mother of the victim forgives her sons killers saying there is too much hate in this world. She has a lot of dignity and she is very strong because I don't think I could forgive.
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Jokes / Joke from engerland
« on: November 30, 2005, 06:04:38 PM »
A man is making love with his wife (well someones wife anyway) and she was lying on her back and he was on top. After a few minutes he noticed that her feet were moving up and down in time with his rythm -how you spell rythm?- So he stopped his thrusting and when he stopped so did her feet. Puzzled he started thrusting again, and her feet started to move up and down again. Again he stopped and so did her feet. By this time she was getting fed up, 'what's the matter ?' she asks. He say to her. 'Why is your feet moving up and down when we make love?' She didn't know she was doiing it so she felt down with her hands and says 'oh, sh*t'
'Whats up?' He asks
'I left my tights on' she replied.
'Whats up?' He asks
'I left my tights on' she replied.
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Jokes / How to stop having babies
« on: November 29, 2005, 07:11:23 PM »
After having their 11th child, a Bahraini couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Bahraini said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firework and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.................
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Bahraini said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firework and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.................
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Football / Re: Port Vale England fans confusion
« on: November 29, 2005, 07:07:41 PM »
Yes FLi, dunner werrit thee sen, those tickets belong to all you warriors, Go Trini go
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Football / Re: Port Vale England fans confusion
« on: November 29, 2005, 03:26:21 PM »Some of them are not sure who to support in next years WOrld Cup finals. This is a quote from onevalefan website forum
" A couple of us in Biddulph were thinking going to Germany to try to get into an England game or 2 next summer. But we are now thinking of going to see T&T. It will be a great experience, especially if "Me Mum" plays "
what do you mean IF??? he playin!!!!
I think it was a figure of speach. He will play even if I have to carry him there on my back.
Go Trinis go
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Football / Re: PORT VALE Cup weekend
« on: November 29, 2005, 03:23:26 PM »
Thanks, We love Trinis oh yes we do. We will mash up the gas men, just for you.
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Jokes / English; The official language of Europe
« on: November 29, 2005, 03:17:08 PM »
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
>be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
>the other possibility.
>
>As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
>spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
>plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will
>replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
>joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
>konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
>
>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the
>troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
>fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
>kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
>possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
>have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
>horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
>away.
>
>By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
>"z" and "w" with "v".
>
>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
>and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
>mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
>Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
>
>Und nach dem fünften Jahr, wir werden alle Englisch sprechen
>
>be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
>the other possibility.
>
>As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
>spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
>plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will
>replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
>joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
>konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
>
>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the
>troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
>fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
>kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
>possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
>have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
>horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
>away.
>
>By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
>"z" and "w" with "v".
>
>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
>and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
>mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
>Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
>
>Und nach dem fünften Jahr, wir werden alle Englisch sprechen
>
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Football / Re: Who has yuh support for 2006 wrl cup?
« on: November 28, 2005, 11:58:54 AM »
TnT,TnT, England, Spain, Brazil, England and TnT
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Football / Re: Legend Best 'enters final hours'
« on: November 27, 2005, 06:56:08 PM »
Here are some quotes made by George Best,
" I spent a lot of money on booze, women and cars, the rest I just squandered"
"I used to go missing a lot,,,,,,,,,, Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss world...."
" I once told Gazza (Paul Gascoine) that his IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me "What's an IQ?"
" David Beckham cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals, apart from that he's allright"
On his spell in north america: " I saw an advert saying 'Drink Canada dry' an I thought, why not.
A true football genius who will be sadly missed. I once had the pleasure of watching him play, when he played for Fulham. RIP
" I spent a lot of money on booze, women and cars, the rest I just squandered"
"I used to go missing a lot,,,,,,,,,, Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss world...."
" I once told Gazza (Paul Gascoine) that his IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me "What's an IQ?"
" David Beckham cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals, apart from that he's allright"
On his spell in north america: " I saw an advert saying 'Drink Canada dry' an I thought, why not.
A true football genius who will be sadly missed. I once had the pleasure of watching him play, when he played for Fulham. RIP
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Football / Re: Port Vale England fans confusion
« on: November 26, 2005, 12:28:08 PM »
Thanks WestCoastTrini, I'm just reading the history of T&T beautiful game. By the way, Port Vale won today, we beat Southend 2-1, it seems that Port Vale is being blessed by some of the soca warrior spirit.
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Football / Port Vale England fans confusion
« on: November 26, 2005, 06:05:35 AM »
Some of them are not sure who to support in next years WOrld Cup finals. This is a quote from onevalefan website forum
" A couple of us in Biddulph were thinking going to Germany to try to get into an England game or 2 next summer. But we are now thinking of going to see T&T. It will be a great experience, especially if "Me Mum" plays "
" A couple of us in Biddulph were thinking going to Germany to try to get into an England game or 2 next summer. But we are now thinking of going to see T&T. It will be a great experience, especially if "Me Mum" plays "
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Football / Re: Get Well Soon Birchie
« on: November 25, 2005, 04:32:04 PM »
I too hope me mum gets well soon. We at Port Vale are very proud of him, even if he got injured in the process. There will be a few of us here in Burslem, Stoke on Trent wearing the Trini tops in next years world cup finals. Never mind england, T n T are the true warriors.