A very self-important college freshman attending a recent
>> football
>> game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting
next to
>> him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
>> generation.
>>
>> "You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world,"
>> the
>> student said, loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "The young
people
>> of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking
>> on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We even have nuclear
>> energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing
>> and,". pausing to take another drink of beer..
>>
>> The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany,
>> and
>> said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have those things when we were
>> young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit head,
>> what are you doing for the next generation?"
>>
>> I love senior citizens!!!
