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Offline Tallman

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Mafia attorney
« on: January 18, 2011, 07:09:11 AM »
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper  has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the  reason he got the job in the first place.

It  was assumed that a deaf  bookkeeper would not hear anything  that he might have to testify  about in court.

When the  Godfather goes to confront the  bookkeeper about his missing $10  million, he brings along his attorney,  who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him  where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney,  using sign  language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The  bookkeeper  signs back: 'I Don't know what you are talking  about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what  you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's' temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to  the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is  in a brown briefcase, buried  behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's Backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, What'd he say?'

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The  attorney  replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.'
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Re: Mafia attorney
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 11:34:46 AM »
 :devil: :D lol smart attorney. Pay day for him. Doubt it actually have anybody who does trust attorneys.....or bookkeepers ;D

 

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