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Offline PortValeChris

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God and Ford
« on: May 08, 2006, 05:06:38 PM »
Henry Ford died and went to heaven.

At the gates, an angel told Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention-the assembly line-changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven."

Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself."

The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

Ford then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. there's too much front end protrusion

2. it chatters at high speeds

3. maintenance is very costly

4. it constantly needs repainting and refinishing

5. it is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days

6. the rear end wobbles too much, and

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm," replied God, "hold on."

God went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replied to Henry Ford, "but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!"


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Re: God and Ford
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 05:55:37 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
yuh go make man belly buss
 

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Re: God and Ford
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 10:46:23 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:... :beermug:
I an I iz u and u..seen

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Re: God and Ford
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2006, 02:30:06 PM »
DAMN....that was a good one in trute! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: God and Ford
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2006, 04:02:18 PM »
yuh is ah boss Chris..ah bloody boss!

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Re: God and Ford
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2006, 01:11:30 PM »
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Re: God and Ford
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2006, 01:55:12 PM »
ahhahahha 
respec!!!

 

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