Censors or Not, Soccer Still Sucks
by: honor9112001 (48/M/los angeles ca)
Msg: 1 of 1053
Wipe out the messenger when you can't compete or don't agree with the message, that's the manly way, or should i say the soccer way.
The message will never die - soccer sucks, always has, always will. It is NOT a sport, it is a sissy game. Real men play American Football, where it takes brains, coordination, speed, strength, endurance and working as a team.
No soccer player living or dead could ever have made it onto an NFL team (except the kicker) whereas any number of NFL players could easily have dominated in any soccer league anywhere.
So to all you snitches and bitches who cry to mommy, you may kiss my muscular caucasian ass.
How to Un-Suck Soccer
by: honor9112001 (48/M/los angeles ca)
Msg: 1 of 301
OK, to be fair about my attacks on the game, i have watched about 30-40 matches over the past month.
Soccer COULD be a decent and much more popular game, certainly a great deal more watchable, if there were 2 rule changes.
First, no more offsides. It's a stupid rule, particularly when the defenders have all of the advantages as it is. It would bring a whole new realm of offense to the game, breakaways, odd-man rushes and spread the field out more to create more shots on goal. Games would be more interesting, and scores would be more like 5-4, 7-6, hell maybe even 10-9.
Second new rule, you can only pass the ball backwards (toward your own goal) once, do it twice and it's a turnover from the spot of the second kick. This would put more pressure on the defenders to ADVANCE THE DAMNED BALL instead of the incredibly boring kickbacks to the goalie, who then pick it up, pose for the camera, pick their nose then boot it 70 yards for another turnover.
Of course you purists are going to argue and bitch about the tradition of the game, blah blah blah, but you must admit, the soccer game i describe would be a hell of a lot more interesting to watch.
This was a couple years ago but it has resurfaced since and quite frankly these mf's are getting on my last nerve,yuh no many of we caribbean people live in the u.s.a and to some extent have adopted there lousy game of so called football which actually is using your hands and should be called hand ball.
