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Don't Fart In Bed
« on: January 09, 2006, 03:07:27 PM »
This is a story about a couple  who had been happily married for years. The only friction in there marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.


 The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.  Every
morning she would plead with him to stop  ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she  was concerned that one  day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he >continued to rip them out!
 
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and  he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl  where she had put the  turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the  spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.


She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey  guts into his shorts.


Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which  was followed by a blood curdling scream and the  sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom . The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!

After years of torture she  reckoned she had got him back pretty good . About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.


She  bit her lip as she asked  him what was the matter.  He said,"Honey, you were right." "All these years  you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it  finally happened.

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."


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Re: Don't Fart In Bed
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 01:22:05 AM »
Is crapaud de tutti fruity dey talking bout dey.

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Re: Don't Fart In Bed
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 10:07:35 AM »
Is crapaud de tutti fruity dey talking bout dey.
savannah what i do in meh bed is none ah yuh f**kin business.lol.listen one time ah fart so stink ah had to wake up and leave the room.kfc does cause that.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Don't Fart In Bed
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 04:28:51 PM »
aye hear nah...allyuh ever fart so bad that you and all in shock, and cyah believe that come out ah yeah ??

 

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