A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through
the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe
looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running
with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again
says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what
you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at
them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing
to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle,
and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the
presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they
reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us
all!"
The lion answers, "That little ------ has me running around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
