FIFA Official Cites Satirical ‘Onion’ Article in His Self-Defense
By Robert Mackey, NY TimesJack Warner, a former vice president of world soccer’s governing body, FIFA, defended himself against corruption charges on Sunday by citing an article from The Onion, apparently unaware that it was satire.
Mr. Warner, 72, who was arrested last week in connection with a wide-ranging criminal investigation by the United States Justice Department, held up the faux news report as evidence, he said, of an American conspiracy, in a video statement that was uploaded to the web and then removed later in the day.
A copy of a video statement uploaded to YouTube on Sunday by Jack Warner, a former soccer official accused of corruption.
Jack Warner, via YouTube
The satirical article, published Wednesday under the headline, “FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup in the United States,” mockingly suggested that, to placate American officials, the governing body had added a new tournament, which would begin the very same day.
Holding up a printout of The Onion piece as if it were a genuine news report, Mr. Warner told viewers of the video posted on his personal website, Facebook page and YouTube channel, “All this has stemmed from the failed U.S. bid to host the World Cup.”
Mr. Warner, the leader of Trinidad’s Independent and Liberal Party, went on to suggest that American officials were primarily motivated by losing a bid to host the 2022 World Cup. “The U.S. applied to hold the World Cup in 2022 and they lost the bid to Qatar — a small country, an Arabic country, a Muslim country.”
“I could understand the U.S. embarrassment,” Mr. Warner continued, but it is important, he added, to “take your losses like a man.”
He then speculated further that a second goal of the criminal investigation that has ensnared him was to force “Russia to give up the World Cup,” which it is hosting in 2018. “Why is it,” Mr. Warner asked of the American prosecutors, “that they believe that they have a right to the World Cup?”
As dramatic background music swelled, he went on, holding up The Onion article again, to accuse the United States of hypocrisy for accepting the right to host the (entirely fictional) “Summer World Cup, 2015, from the very same organization that they are accusing of being corrupt. That has to be double standards.”
In the video, Mr. Warner also said he was “consoled by the fact that many of you on the blogs, on Twitter, on Facebook, on other channels, throughout were very supportive of me and still are.” He assured his supporters that, “At the end of the day, all of the allegations against me shall be proven to be unfounded.”
“You see, it is not when you’re up that you know who your friends are,” he said, “it’s when you are perceived to be down.”
After Mr. Warner’s error in mistaking The Onion for a news source was noted, and mocked, on social networks, the video disappeared without explanation from his website and social media accounts. Two hours later, it was replaced by an edited version of the video, missing 63 seconds and all references to The Onion.
ILP leader a laughing stock after using satirical 'Onion' to defend himself
By Leah Sorias (Express).THE JOKE'S ON JACKThe peeling of onions usually results in tears and yesterday the satirical online US newspaper The Onion caused embattled Independent Liberal Party (ILP) leader and former FIFA vice-president Jack Warner to stumble in his self-defence against being "everybody's whipping boy both nationally and internationally".
Warner, who appeared not to know The Onion is famed for its satire, sought to use in his defence an article which appeared in that newspaper. He did so in an eight-minute video posted on his online television station, Jack TV, in which he insisted the US has "double standards".
The Onion article, which appeared on the website on Wednesday, poked fun at FIFA, saying that in an attempt to appease US officials following the arrest of football executives on Wednesday, it chose the US to host the 2015 Summer World Cup.
Warner believed the article to be true and stated: "If FIFA was so bad why is it that USA want to keep the FIFA World Cup? Why is it that they began games on May 27, two days before the FIFA election?"
Warner's mistake was picked up by the international media, including the New York Times, ABC Online, The Toronto Sun and CBS News.
He also was the laughing stock of many on social media sites yesterday. Just after 2 p.m., the video was removed from Jack TV and Warner's Facebook page.
It was reposted hours later, minus the reference to the Onion article.
Attempts to reach Warner last night proved futile.
In Warner's video, he insisted his indictment on Wednesday was all part of a US conspiracy stemming from that country's failure to win the bid to host the 2022 World Cup.
"The US had tried to host the World Cup in 2022 and they lost the bid to Qatar, a small country, an Arabic country, a Muslim country.
"I would understand the US embarrassment that a small country as Qatar, with less than 30,000 people as residents, could have been able to overcome them this way," Warner said.
"I could understand their pain, but nothing gives them the right to do what they're doing. I said before, I say again that no one country has any divine right to host a World Cup, and if the FIFA authorities in their wisdom or lack of it chose to select Qatar for the World Cup then so be it," he stated, adding the US should count its losses "like a man" and move on.
But as he sought to provide evidence that the US has "double standards", Warner whipped out a copy of a fake article posted on satirical website The Onion.
Aussies want back $$In the video, Warner also insisted there were no strings attached to Football Federation Australia's (FFA) payment of US$462,200 (TT$2.93 million) to CONCACAF to fix the Marvin Lee Stadium.
Warner explained Australia "promised to assist" CONCACAF in developing and fixing the Centre of Excellence and he agreed to it. "There were no strings attached to that and I said fine, go ahead, and they helped to fix the Centre of Excellence, and I said fine," he noted.
His response came amid reports the Australian Federal Police (AFP) have agreed to probe the payment following a request by former Australian football executive-turned-whistleblower Bonita Mersiades.
South Australian senator Nick Xenophon also called on Australia's national football governing body, FFA, to formally report the payment to US authorities.
The FFA has claimed the 2010 payment was intended for upgrade of Stadium at the Centre of Excellence and has repeatedly denied wrongdoing. It has insisted its bid was clean.
An investigation by CONCACAF, the regional governing body for football in North and Central America and the Caribbean, later stated it had been misappropriated by Warner in 2013.
Warner was one of 14 people indicted by US authorities on Wednesday for racketeering, wire fraud and money laundering.
He is currently on $2.5 million bail after being arrested and charged locally.
'Thanks to supporters'Meanwhile, Warner described as pathetic criticism he has changed the culture of FIFA, saying nothing he has done has been inconsistent with the international culture of the world football governing body.
"How do you judge, for example, that after all these accusations that the president of FIFA Sepp Blatter has been re-elected for the fifth consecutive term?
"If I was so bad and if FIFA is so bad, how come the head of FIFA is not?"
He noted the past week had been "the most trying one" for him, and thanked his supporters and family for standing by him.
"It is not when you're up you know who your friends are, it's when you are perceived to be down and some of the persons who I thought were my friends, today I realise I was a dreamer. They were not. And those persons who I thought were just casual friends, they emerged to the stalwarts.
"Who sent their deeds and who sent cheques so as to be able to stand my bail because they realised that all the properties I had, none of them could have been any use since they all had my names on then and therefore I can't stand my own bail, so to speak. So all of you who came out with deeds and properties and even your blank cheques, I want to say thanks to you."
Warner added the events of the last few days have brought his family closer.
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