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Bohemian Rhapsody (Indian Version)
« on: January 21, 2006, 07:17:32 AM »
You've all heard of the British Rock Group 'Queen'  This is a different version of their most famous song.  ;D ;D ;D
'INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY'

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo
this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.


Naan, ooh, ooh
This dupiazza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.


[guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side


Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango


Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!


It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)


On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!


[guitar solo]


So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here.


[guitar solo]


[slow bit]
Korma or dupizza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
PortValeChris  AKA The Former TVV from onevalefan. 

Port Vale  We want ah goal!!


To market, to market, with my uncle Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now, Tomatoes don't hurt with their soft juicy skin
But this one it knackered, 'cause it come in a tin