Escaped convict breaks into a bedroom, then ties up the husband and wife on the bed.
Then he jumps on top of the wife,kisses her ear and goes to the bathroom.
The Husband tells the wife "satisfy him love or he will kill us,i seen the way he kissed your ear,be strong my dear i love you"
The Wife replied "He didn't kiss me, he whispersd in my ear that he is gay and wants some vaseline, I told him its in the bathroom. Be strong my dear i love you too"
