Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.Later,my father married my step-daughter.That made my step daughter my step-mother.And my father became my step-son.Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife,my step-mother,had a son.This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son.But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.That made me the grandfather of my half brother.This was
nothing until my wife and I had a son.Now the half sister of my son,my step-mother,is also his grandmother.This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child,whose step-sister is my father's wife.I am my step-mother's brother-in-law,my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!! And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!!!!!"