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Blonde Joke
« on: January 29, 2006, 10:59:10 AM »
A blonde went into a worldwide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed:

"But I don't have any money.....

But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect)

"Anything....?" he asked.

Yes,Yes, anything" the blonde promised

"well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

" Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did,

He then said " now get on your knees".

She did.

"Now take down my zipper".

She did.

"Now go ahead....take it out...." he said. She reached in and grabbed
it with both hands then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered :-

"Well.....go ahead".

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it...and
while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said.......

" Hello mum, can you hear me.....?
Carlos "The Rolls Royce" Edwards

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2006, 04:51:36 PM »
ah woulda tell spin around.then she go hear yuh.ram it in.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.