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Offline Lil Jodie P

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Chinese Detective!
« on: January 31, 2006, 11:20:16 AM »
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a Chinese Detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok to watch an report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most Honourable Sir: You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree, look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
No fee.
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Re: Chinese Detective!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2006, 12:07:35 PM »
solly :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Chinese Detective!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2006, 02:25:34 PM »
Classic  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: 
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Re: Chinese Detective!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2006, 05:58:36 PM »
Jo good one girl........
man fall out tree yes  :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Chinese Detective!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2006, 11:01:52 AM »
LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: Nice one...tears in meh eyes!!! :rotfl:
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Re: Chinese Detective!
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2006, 06:50:47 AM »
good one :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

 

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