Bubba
The football coach noticed that his star tackle,
Bubba had so many women
hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all
of them. So one day
he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to
have sex, I always
whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a
hammer. That numbs it and
I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went
home early one day, and went to the
bedroom. He heard
his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of
opportunity, he tore off his
clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said,
"That you, Bubba?"