Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high
school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each
other in 10th grade. When they graduated,
they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a
college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed
to be faithful to each other and spend
anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home,
and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he
emailed her, she took days to return his
messages.
Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this
very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back
her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she
wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was
pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a
great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to
her parents.
