>A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
>
>Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the
>boys.
>
>When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
>his case and stayed on it.
>
>After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
>pointed at him and made him an offer.
>
>"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of
>days??!?".....
>
>The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said,
>"That would suit me just fine!!"
>
>Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
>went by and he still didn't see her.
>
>Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
>little out of the corner of his left eye.
