A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
>>>>>when a
>>>>> >masked
>>>>> > >robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
>>>>>stomach.
>>>>> > >Luckily the babies
>>>>>were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets
>>>>> >in
>>>>> > >because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
>>>>>healthy
>>>>> > >daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and
>>>>>then one
>>>>> > >daughter walked into the room in tears.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied
>>>>>the
>>>>> >daughter.
>>>>> > >The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened
>>>>>16 years
>>>>> > >ago.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
>>>>>in tears.
>>>>> > >"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what
>>>>>happened 16
>>>>> > >years
>>>>>ago.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were
>>>>>taking a
>>>>> > >tinkle and a bullet came out."
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot
>>>>>the dog."
