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Two fuh allyuh
« on: May 06, 2005, 09:12:33 AM »
A man wid no arms and legs lying down on Mayaro beach.
Three guyl in bikini walk up to him.
Ones say "you ever been hugged before/"
"No" says the man. So she give him ah big hug & cuddle
The next girl say "yuh ever been kissed before"
"No" says the man so she gives him the kiss of his life.
The last girl says to him. "You ever been f**ked before.
"No" says the man smiling
She says "You will be once dat tide comes een." ;D
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