One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his
superhero friends for ideas on where he could get a
bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"
"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in
comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman.
"I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want
to take advantage of her."
"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved good-bye to Superman and drove
off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the
Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew
down. "Hey Hal ,I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging
bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?"
"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the
best
lay in comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much" and he flew off in
frustration.
Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman
lying naked, in the middle of the field, with
her legs apart and up in the air.
Superman was tempted. "Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster
than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of
there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom
he was down, in and gone.
Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the
hell was that??!!" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But my ass is
killing me.
